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Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013


Any ideas how to incorporate bacon to sex?

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship


Fun Shoe

Use the fat as a lube, install bacon into condom with dick.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Any ideas how to incorporate bacon to sex?

Have gay sex

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



wrap your dick in bacon

then deep fry that son of a bitch

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013


TEAH SYAG posted:

Have gay sex

This is the new GBS, please do not poo poo post

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013


Excelzior posted:

wrap your dick in bacon

then deep fry that son of a bitch

Are you seriously poo poo posting right now?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

lol le epic thread op :xd: :xd: :xd:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Just make it not too crunchy and shove it up the dude's rear end.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013


criscodisco posted:

Just make it not too crunchy and shove it up the dude's rear end.

Dont say any human being poo poo in my topic

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012



cook the bacon and eat it for the energy you'll need to have sex

you could also make some toast and slice up a hardboiled egg (or even use a scrambled egg) and make yourself a sandwich if you wanted.
actually there's probably a lot of ways you could prepare and eat the bacon now that i'm thinking about it.

thought provoking thread OP, thank you

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014





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Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


ninjas vs pirates allyourbasearebelongtous lolcat ridin spinnaz

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002


Just have sex with your mom OP

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

This thread makes me sad

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012



Nooner posted:

This thread makes me sad

why nooner?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Because people are finding too many real instances of bacon combined with sex and it reflects very poorly on humanity as a whole

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

On the otherhand, it reminded me that the prime minister of England stuck his weener in a pigs mouth and that makes me smile and laugh

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012



Nooner posted:

On the otherhand, it reminded me that the prime minister of England stuck his weener in a pigs mouth and that makes me smile and laugh

o yeah, LOL

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009



gently caress a cop

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


i take comfort in the fact that nooner will be dead someday :)

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers


gary oldmans diary posted:

ninjas vs pirates allyourbasearebelongtous lolcat ridin spinnaz

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

Parallax Scroll posted:

gently caress a cop

Eat pussy on a cop car but don't eat a cop's pussy eat a cop's wife's pussy party with your buds

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

An A+ Poster (:

dad gay. so what posted:

i take comfort in the fact that nooner will be dead someday :)

:flipoff:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i cut bacon off the ops moms back while i have doggystyle sex with her. (she's a fat pig)

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


put bacon on your weener

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Enfield posted:

put bacon on your weener

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007




Hair Elf

Ey girl yo girl i swear, if you stick around til morning...

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo



this reminds me when i go fishing we pass jimmie deans private estate and he has a huge jimmy deans logo made out of concrete on his front lawn
e: lol

Enfield fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Oct 25, 2015

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers


Enfield posted:

this reminds me when i go fishing we pass jimmie deans private estate and he has a huge jimmy deans logo made out of concrete on his front lawn
e: lol

Jimmy dean is nothing short of hellspawn. And yes,

<< avatar/post ^^^ combo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



but i already paid for the whole seat!!!

Necros
Jul 23, 2003



Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

Ey girl yo girl i swear, if you stick around til morning...



wtf who eats just one piece of bacon jeezus

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax


this is haram af op

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007




Hair Elf

Necros posted:

wtf who eats just one piece of bacon jeezus

a sexhaver, obviously

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008



Rickycat posted:

this is haram af op

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015


Wrap it around your dick to add extra girth. The grease will act as lubrication. Your lady will thank you by cooking the leftovers for you afterwards.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015



Salmonella vageenas

Roy
Sep 24, 2007


extend your gf's labia and say "epic bacon for the win!"

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Rond
Mar 2, 2015


rub bacon on the intimate parts of the body, should work

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