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winkle just talk about your extensive criminal history and love of bitcoin
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Athanatos posted:It's your civic duty! Just go and serve. Unironically this. People who lie to get out of jury duty are unquestionably lovely people*. *Only exception is if serving jury duty will seriously impact you in a negative way, such as loss of job or something similar.
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Do the Panthers play the Packers this season?
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Pretend you know things like everyone itt
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Do the Panthers play the Packers this season? In 2 weeks.
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Donkwich posted:you just described the ideal juror axeil posted:Nah prosecutors love stupid jurors. well i learned somethign today
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three posted:In 2 weeks. That should be fun go Big Cats
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Andrew Luck is a fraud
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To the op announce you do not believe in punishment for crime and that you are also a member of the KKK.
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blue squares posted:Unironically this. People who lie to get out of jury duty are unquestionably lovely people*. peremptory strikes are actually kind of dumb though so you should do your best to have them wasted
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Lol the Colts are 3-4 but 0-4 outside the AFC South.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Do the Panthers play the Packers this season? Yes, unfortunately.
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old dog child posted:well i learned somethign today A little more background on this. The case in question hinged on witness testimony swearing that he saw a blue car in the evening. The defense called in a car salesman who gave information around how many blue vs black cars are on the road in that model. They then called in an optometrist who said there's an 85 percent chance that the witness could see the car. Then they finally brought in the mathematician who said that given how few blue cars there are compared to black cars and the 85 percent likelihood, it is more likely that the witness actually saw a black car than a blue car. Upon hearing this the judge got agitated and called a mistrial. Bayesian statistics are weird yo.
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just go with the nullifcation excuse. it works and the option least likely to make everyone hate you
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three posted:This should be a really interesting game. Eagles were up 38-7 in the 3rd quarter vs the Panthers last year. I was at that game last year. It owned
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Do your civic duty and do it proud.
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Oct 26, 2015 01:06
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Bob Costas doesn't wash his hands after taking a dump.
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Lawyers want blank slates for jurors. Simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know, morons.
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Oct 26, 2015 01:06
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Ask them if they have stairs
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Jota posted:I was at that game last year. It owned You going to watch the game with us Jota? 
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Oct 26, 2015 01:08
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I was a jury foreman, it was neat. Used lots of colored sharpies to diagram a timeline, delivered a verdict.
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Who is the favorite in this anyway?
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Just The Facts posted:Who is the favorite in this anyway? the plaintiff
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Hunterhr posted:Lawyers want blank slates for jurors. Simple farmers, people of the land, the common clay of the new west. Add to the list of morons "people who hasn't seen 12 angry men"
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Was the sideline reporter for the Giants-Cowboys game crying? Did someone tragically die on the field or something?
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Qwijib0 posted:I was a jury foreman, it was neat. Used lots of colored sharpies to diagram a timeline, delivered a verdict. How similar was it to 12 Angry Men? Were you strangely aroused to have the fate of another person in your hands? Did you find the power intoxicating?
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The SituAsian posted:Was the sideline reporter for the Giants-Cowboys game crying? Did someone tragically die on the field or something? Yeah the Cowboys playoff hopes
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Oct 26, 2015 01:10
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just show them your extensive titty collection OP. also us
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I did jury duty once, and got picked to actually sit on the jury. I would have been pissed if I wasn't in the middle of a super depressing low point in life of 6 months unemployment after getting a second college degree. 3 days wasted, judge threw out the case because of lack of evidence. He came in to the deliberation room after to tell us why and he was pretty cool. He was pissed at the state for bringing such a limp dick case against a guy well known to be a mid tier heroin pusher with a long history of priors. I did learn that if you really want to deal drugs without consequence, just hire minors to push for you and use burners. Have the kids take the fall for possession, they just get some easy time in juvie and you just pay them a little for their silence.
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Qwijib0 posted:I was a jury foreman, it was neat. Used lots of colored sharpies to diagram a timeline, delivered a verdict. What was the case?
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axeil posted:How similar was it to 12 Angry Men? Not really? We did have several rounds of voting on some of the counts but nobody paced, sweated and wanted out to go to a ball game. The whole process was fascinating, case was depressing-- sexual assault in a Wendy's restroom.
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axeil posted:A little more background on this. The case in question hinged on witness testimony swearing that he saw a blue car in the evening. The defense called in a car salesman who gave information around how many blue vs black cars are on the road in that model. They then called in an optometrist who said there's an 85 percent chance that the witness could see the car. Then they finally brought in the mathematician who said that given how few blue cars there are compared to black cars and the 85 percent likelihood, it is more likely that the witness actually saw a black car than a blue car. Judges who don't understand base rate fallacy should be disbarred
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Qwijib0 posted:Not really? We did have several rounds of voting on some of the counts but nobody paced, sweated and wanted out to go to a ball game. Aw poo poo. That sounds really sad. Did you find guilty or not guilty?
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My neighbors had a tailgate for the MNF game last week and let me bum some food and beer off of them, sadly they don't seem to be out here tonight  However their previous kindness dictates that I root for Philly tonight.
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Oct 26, 2015 01:17
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Qwijib0 posted:Not really? We did have several rounds of voting on some of the counts but nobody paced, sweated and wanted out to go to a ball game. redheads, man
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Oct 26, 2015 01:17
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It is correct to toss out Bayesian Statistics in court. Using statistics to hone down on a suspect during an investigation is fine, but using it to define guilt or innocence is not comparable. Sorry yall
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hahah Kirk Cousins https://vine.co/v/eYBbTpLquPd
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Winkie01 posted:
"Your honor, I'm a Cowboys fan...."
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Madcosby posted:It is correct to toss out Bayesian Statistics in court. Using statistics to hone down on a suspect during an investigation is fine, but using it to define guilt or innocence is not comparable. Sorry yall How? The defense was attempting to show that the witness really wasn't as certain as she said she was. Seems legitimate to me. I mean witness testimony is garbage anyway, but I don't see anything wrong with pointing out that, statistically, the person on the stand isn't absolutely right.
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I just got back from a wedding. How was football today.
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