SNF GDT Eagles at da Panthers !!! If you are a Lawyer please read the OP

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fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

This game is gonna own.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:29

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:50

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

To clarify, I only said I didn't trust cops because we were asked a question about trusting authority figures and law enforcement and I answered honestly. I did not perjure!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:29

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Silly Burrito posted:

Winkie in honor of your upcoming jury duty, please only post pictures of judges tonight. Judge Wapner, Judge Judy.....

Judge Mills Lane

Mike Judge

British EDM pioneer Judge Jules

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:29

Fluo: May 25, 2007

Chinatown posted:

Dis a bad matchup and I will watch all of it. Mostly.

Namaste.

You gonna watch the game with us Mr Chinatown?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:29

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Madcosby posted:

First, let's understand that bayesian stats is the probability of measurable events, assuming a condition has occurred.

Now an example:

The facts: Your wife is murdered by a home intruder while you are on a lonely fishing trip. She just signed a primo life insurance plan.

You are completely innocent.

The investigation: The police are going by "logic" to make you their prime suspect. Here logic means, "the usual". Since a majority of murders are done by somone the victim knows, you are more likely the murderer (b. stats). Since she just signed a life insurance policy, you have more motive towards seeing here dead (b. stats, again) etc.

The case: The same exact evidence above is shown, asking jurors to hang on to "logic" since the probabilities all point to you being the murderer. However, note that we haven't concluded anything at all, execpt that statistically, you are the most likely to have done it, essentially the circular reasoning why you are on trial in the first place. Using the same logical reasoning for investigating you and convicting you does not address your role in the murder.

But that wasn't the case at all. The purpose of the testimony was to cast doubt on the reliability of the witness. That seems perfectly legitimate to me.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:30

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Go...

...Iggles.

Giggles.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:30

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

I got a notice from NYC saying "hey rear end in a top hat sign up for jury duty" so i did. i'm 25 and have never juried even one duty, is that normal?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:30

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

GROOM used OMNISLASH on CAKE !!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:30

Fluo: May 25, 2007

The SituAsian posted:

Judge Mills Lane

Mike Judge

British EDM pioneer Judge Jules

British super hero Judge Dredd

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:30

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

When the hell did Jared Allen get to the Panthers?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:30

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Just The Facts posted:

Do your civic duty and do it proud.

Yes. Don't be a goddamn shithead, OP.

Soothing Vapors posted:

have u tried not being a piece of poo poo and doing ur civic duty instead

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:31

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Phobeste posted:

I got a notice from NYC saying "hey rear end in a top hat sign up for jury duty" so i did. i'm 25 and have never juried even one duty, is that normal?

I'm 27 and I've had a notice but never had to show up.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:31

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Go Eagles, but only because I need the Panthers to lose.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:31

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

Phobeste posted:

I got a notice from NYC saying "hey rear end in a top hat sign up for jury duty" so i did. i'm 25 and have never juried even one duty, is that normal?

It's kinda random. I got 4 jury duty notices over 3 years, but since I was in college I just said that and they released me.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:31

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

lets start this loving game already

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:31

pro starcraft loser: Jan 23, 2006; Stand back, this could get messy.

Let's go Carolina.

Total chaos in the NFC East!!!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:31

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

al michaels desperately trying to convince us this will be a good game is p. hilarious

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:31

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Jason Kelce is a luxurious yeti-man.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:32

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

A stat: 4 out of the 11 Eagles offensive starters played college at a school with a name beginning with the letter "O"

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:32

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Eagles fans, is Lane Johnson good? I need to know who won the bad tackle roulette from that first round

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I am so loving pumped for this game.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:32

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Winkie01 posted:

lets start this loving game already

unbelievable. You have a gif for everything

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:32

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Winkie01 posted:

Game gonna suck dick here is the important part:

I have to report to court tomorrow to see if they pick me for Jury Duty, what the gently caress do I have to do to get out of it? My grandma just said go in and be a giant racist, is it really that easy?

Golf lol

I got selected for jury duty earlier this year, for a felony case no less. It was an eye opening experience. If you're a good person who has a basic grasp of concepts like burden of proof, you should be honest and do your duty, because they need as many people like you as possible. If I ever find myself in trouble, I'm never going the trial by jury route if there's an alternative.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Kalli posted:

I am so loving pumped for this game.

You're a pats fan right? Why so pumped?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

tranime scholar posted:

GROOM used OMNISLASH on CAKE !!

I like to imagine you do good a Jane Goodall at anime conventions

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Good start.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Soothing Vapors posted:

al michaels desperately trying to convince us this will be a good game is p. hilarious

undefeated team vs trainwreck is cool and good

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Cool we didn't start with a 3 and out.

And DeMarco is finally running with confidence

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

blue squares posted:

unbelievable. You have a gif for everything

Winkie is the gif that keeps on giffing.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:33

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Frackie Robinson posted:

I got selected for jury duty earlier this year, for a felony case no less. It was an eye opening experience. If you're a good person who has a basic grasp of concepts like burden of proof, you should be honest and do your duty, because they need as many people like you as possible. If I ever find myself in trouble, I'm never going the trial by jury route if there's an alternative.

So you're saying your fellow jurors were idiots?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:34

BlackCircle: Oct 21, 2005; I did Nazi that butt coming

Murray lookin good early.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:34

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Of course Murray will look awesome.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:34

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Frackie Robinson posted:

I got selected for jury duty earlier this year, for a felony case no less. It was an eye opening experience. If you're a good person who has a basic grasp of concepts like burden of proof, you should be honest and do your duty, because they need as many people like you as possible. If I ever find myself in trouble, I'm never going the trial by jury route if there's an alternative.

Dude, I am a horrible person a real piece of poo poo you do not under any circumstance want me deciding your fate.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:34

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

False start.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:35

blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

lol Panther just standing there while Bradford throws

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:35

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Thats a really late false start whistle

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:35

ur in my world now: Jun 5, 2006; ^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}
^{Same as it ever was}; Smellrose

old dog child posted:

I like to imagine you do good a Jane Goodall at anime conventions

someone with a lot of money should pay david attenborough to commentate one

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:35

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

axeil posted:

But that wasn't the case at all. The purpose of the testimony was to cast doubt on the reliability of the witness. That seems perfectly legitimate to me.

The stats and the mathematician role was to cast doubt on reliability - and Bayesian stats is essentially what people think of when they think of coming to "a logical conclusion". The fact of the matter is while probabilities are in play, there was a true color of the car, and just because the color can be defined by x% or 1 - x% doesnt change the truth of the matter. But that doubt on reliability is now in place, and thus the judge is right to toss out the case - the jury is (possibly) making a conviction by probabilities rather than by what is known (or missing) from the individual case.

Much akin to "Tom Brady probably cheated" You cant base your conviction on that.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

My older brother got called and selected for state and federal jury one after another in September. I don't think he worked for like 2 weeks

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:35

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lol

# ? Oct 26, 2015 01:35

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