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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

I am a proud goon soldier. I will fight with all my strength to make sure that a video game fails. This is my purpose in life. Hail Smart!

These people have already proven to be highly exploitable, the game failing will be a laugh extravaganza for weeks, but the game coming out? Oh my.

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Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Tortolia posted:

They are people who have allowed their status as SC backers to become a core focal point of their identity.

It must be nice believing in something so hard that you become a hooting idiot on the internet and lose all sense of perspective.

Tortolia posted:

In summary, PARRRRRRRRP

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Tortolia posted:


In summary, PARRRRRRRRP

:gary: PARRRRRRRRP

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

2DCAT posted:

:gary: PARRRRRRRRP

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

I can't believe I woke up to see people had been talking about Eve propaganda vids, and no one posted the one true masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdJqBBb4yO4

Also, this could totally be re-subbed into the current SC clusterfuck.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
A New Show Arrives – Spartan Hour with NitroTypat and DannDann

quote:

Ladies and Monkeys,

Please welcome to The Base, the latest addition to our wonderful dysfunctional family, NitroTypat and DannDann with their show called Spartan Hour!

They will be offering the latest in musical masterpieces on top of discussing Star Citizen and gaming news with the listeners! So keep an eye on the schedule for their first show, which should be in the next week or so!

And below, is their logo in all it’s glory, feel free to use that as a wonderful wallpaper!

Welcome aboard spartan monkeys!

Wonder what they'll be talking about.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

the content of the game..

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
such as nothing.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

SneakyFrog posted:

such as nothing.

starfeld


what is the deal with spaceliner food?

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

SneakyFrog posted:

the content of the game..

Forum wars ARE the game.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

AP posted:





Probably a few people uploading the removed images, best to have them somewhere safe.

wait

is star citizen a kart racing game now???

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Kart Citizen

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ayn Randi posted:

starfeld


what is the deal with spaceliner food?

https://soundcloud.com/logicalsabotage/seinfeld-main-theme-airhorn-edition

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Moola posted:

wait

is star citizen a kart racing game now???



Yes, there's no ability to be able to race as yet though, early days.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Nickiepoo posted:

Forum wars ARE the game.

so.. technically we are star citizening?

cool.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

:eyepop:

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
what's up in the world of star citizen

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

IronicDongz posted:

what's up in the world of star citizen

reddit made a new lovely imgur?

No one told me what happened with the wheelchair kid, so im going to say derek ate his liver.

then a dark wind swept in from the east and the old ones arose from their millennial slumber.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

SneakyFrog posted:

No one told me what happened with the wheelchair kid, so im going to say derek ate his liver.

He's one of the stars of that new radio show I linked on this page.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

AP posted:

He's one of the stars of that new radio show I linked on this page.



for really reals?

are they gonna get dsmart on it too?

WHEN IS THE SHOW

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

SneakyFrog posted:

so.. technically we are star citizening?

cool.

Frothing pubbies screaming vengence, legal threats, stupid videos, 'goons cheat/hack/exploit! Ban all goons!', goons banned, weirdly specific memes being run into the ground, goon infighting, our own shitposting celebrity. Goons ruining everything.

The lack of game hasn't actually changed the experience at all.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

quote:

Please welcome to The Base, the latest addition to our wonderful dysfunctional family, NitroTypat and DannDann with their show called Spartan Hour!

Well , yeah one of them is dysfunctional alright... but I wouldn't advertise it like that, seems a little discriminatory against him...

Yes, that's him in the wheelchair

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

AP posted:



Yes, there's no ability to be able to race as yet though, early days.

awesome!

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Hopper posted:

Well , yeah one of them is dysfunctional alright... but I wouldn't advertise it like that, seems a little discriminatory against him...

Yes, that's him in the wheelchair

This is gonna be good.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

joats posted:

This is gonna be good.

:slick: I'm all excited.

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011
Ooh lets whine about some kid being slapped down for threats on the internet even though he's an adult with the usual mental ability.

I don't want this ride to end



(And I want lowtax to make lots of money off whiny sperglords)

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Palpek posted:



Can you goons stop uploading gigantic gifs of Gary Oldman to that poor host?

Concept to live in 24 hours. Wow! CIG should hire that guy. They've not even managed to get to concept for some of their jpeg sales.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
What's that giant tl:Dr text dump with gamergate pictures in it?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Dongattack posted:

What's that giant tl:Dr text dump with gamergate pictures in it?

It's a lore dump for the next ship.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





janssendalt posted:

Some people here spend more time and energy every week on criticizing the people who have put money into the project than the average pledger has put into making the money to pledge for the game

:downsbravo:

Don't tell me how to tell other people how to live their lives!

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Dongattack posted:

What's that giant tl:Dr text dump with gamergate pictures in it?

That's Chris Roberts responding to people being mean about his cash-cow iirc.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


Derek Smart

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Nickiepoo posted:

That's Chris Roberts responding to people being mean about his cash-cow iirc.

a big wet farty sounding whine-sponse.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Dongattack posted:

What's that giant tl:Dr text dump with gamergate pictures in it?

Croberts' extremely balanced and professional response to the escapist that was linked on the star citizen homepage for days. Apparently it was also linked in the game launcher :lol:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Dongattack posted:

What's that giant tl:Dr text dump with gamergate pictures in it?

The CEO of a 90 Million dollar game

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Wafflz posted:

Croberts' extremely balanced and professional response to the escapist that was linked on the star citizen homepage for days. Apparently it was also linked in the game launcher :lol:

Well now I know you're lying. For there to be a game launcher there would have to actually be a game to launch.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Beet Wagon posted:

Well now I know you're lying. For there to be a game launcher there would have to actually be a game to launch.

there is a "launcher" though.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Wafflz posted:

Derek Smart



r/dereksmart "Marked NSFW" link.

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





SneakyFrog posted:

there is a "launcher" though.

I believe the technical term is "First Person Universe Dream Portal"

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