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Toops posted:Yeah that looks like sketchy financials/reporting. They probably took some "offshore diversification" advice from Ortwin. I wonder if there was a cross-promotion, with CIG giving a kickback to Mad Catz in return for Mad Catz agreeing to produce a Star Citizen controller? That would fit the Swedish nnnotime posted:In addition to Sperglord's and Toops' questions, I wonder if this will have any impact on the production schedule for the Star Citizen HOTAS controllers they were working on? That's tricky, as I can see a new Mad Catz board holding onto the CIG cross-promotion as a desperate move to get money. They know CIG has a deep reservoir of Sperg's and their Spergish money. A Star Citizen controller can be cheaply made, because it will never be used to play Star Citizen, but cost a fortune. With a few SQ42 demos, I could see a rush on the controller. In theory. If this is catastrophic earnings or outright fraud, then the company may go into a holding pattern until legal / financial questions are answered. Replacing General Counsel suggests that filing for Chapter 11 isn't in order. Chapter 11 is a 'normal' part of the business world, replacing the entire board isn't. Also, apparently, the stock is not allowed to trade.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:57 |
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down to two ships now. progress
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:57 |
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Kakarot posted:Hey /r/starcitizen! I think my videos were submitted to your lovely sub a few times and even reached your frontpage. In them, I was defending Star Citizen from unfair criticism, whilst not being a backer myself. I have now finally given in, and made another vid to explain to my viewers what convinced me in the end. With you I just want to share the script of said video so I don't bore you with my YT shenanigans, but if you are interested in the visual part, I'll link to the video at the end of the post. You rear end. Do you know how many starving children in Africa you could have fed with $45?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:58 |
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See the Sperg in his natural environment: His shriveled, underdeveloped brain where he can speak with authority on literally anything. Dumbest loving thing I've ever seen said about how the stock markets work. Jesus these people.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:00 |
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Sperglord posted:If this is catastrophic earnings or outright fraud, then the company may go into a holding pattern until legal / financial questions are answered. Replacing General Counsel suggests that filing for Chapter 11 isn't in order. Chapter 11 is a 'normal' part of the business world, replacing the entire board isn't. I really, really, really hope it's fraud, and that somehow CIG is implicated. The universe would just make more sense.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:03 |
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Toops posted:I really, really, really hope it's fraud, and that somehow CIG is implicated. The universe would just make more sense. So do I. I want there to be super sketchy business contracts with investments given to key principles to smooth the negotiations process. Even if it isn't, we'll be able to see the value Mad Catz put's on it's Star Citizen deal. If the company proceeds to liquidation, then this contract will be revalued in the auctions. That will be interesting information.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:06 |
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Toops posted:I really, really, really hope it's fraud, and that somehow CIG is implicated. The universe would just make more sense. it would own if this was the bombshell derek and eightace were teasing about recently.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:06 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I think gilbert gottfried would be a good sandi in a movie Sandi sure wouldn't.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:06 |
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Did Fuzzy Modem ever admit that he was madly in love with Sandi and directing a "movie" in hopes of wooing her away from Chris?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:08 |
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D1E posted:Did Fuzzy Modem ever admit that he was madly in love with Sandi and directing a "movie" in hopes of wooing her away from Chris? if this were true he would have been Smooth Modem.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:10 |
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Skipping 20 or so pages just to say I think we should create a kickstarter to pay for a therapist for Mirificus. Not that's he's crazy, but the poo poo he's seen... holy gently caress. Is there some sort of forum ptsd diagnosed yet
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:15 |
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So the only reason that Lesnick has a job is literally because he's a true believer, right? Like, what does he do? What does he contribute? He's not a programmer or an artist, and he is a repulsive human being in every single way, so he's clearly the shittiest choice possible for a community person. He just has that job because it's the only one that doesn't require technical skills.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:18 |
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Dapper Dan posted:The fact is that Kickstarter has done that. Everything Roberts is claiming to have 'done first' has already been done. The publisher system has been impacted by Kickstarter, Early Access and Social Media, they are no longer essential. You aren't 'sticking it to the publishers' because that's already been done by Tim Schafer, Brian Fargo, Harebrained Schemes, Obsidian and dozens of other games successfully Kickstarted without publisher support. What Roberts has done is nothing new, he just made a lot more money. And if it tanks, guess what? You've just proven that you need publishers to manage large projects. The publishers will be popping the champagne because you've hosed the one thing this model relies on: trust. Good on you.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:19 |
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Everyday all this stuff looks more and more like the companies related to this crap are run as well as bitcoin exchanges (Canadian dollars, divide by almost infinitude to get the real value)
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:21 |
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:23 |
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AP posted:
"That is why I stepped into the light" LMAO!! He must be in a dark room then. Like the world gives a poo poo about some unknown anon moron parked on Reddit. These people.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:25 |
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You've gotta be a godawful auditor if nothing about Star Citizen smells even a touch like horseshit to you.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:27 |
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Daztek posted:Someone posted DerekHelmet on /r/dereksmart Yeah, and they think I actually made them. I swear those rear end-clowns are such dimwits.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:27 |
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nightwisher posted:What credit? If I want to play Horizons I have to fork out another $33USD. I'm looking at the steam store right now. Elite Dangerous: Horizons, $32.99USD with the 20% steam sale discount applied. Unless you mean directly after Horizons was released, in which case no discount or credit was displayed anywhere on the product page I viewed. I am talking about right after. If you owned ED already then %25 was taken off the price of horizons, dropping it down to $45, if you were looking at steam it was an auto discount, if you were looking FD store it said right on the page. So yes Frontier did in fact give past owners of ED a discount on Horizons. Everything in the Horizons trailer is in the game.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:28 |
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Samizdata posted:Stop making me regret my past mistakes that preclude me having a credit card so I can join in the fun. Well, I suppose I can install a C64 emulator and play the ORIGINAL Elite... https://archive.org/details/zx_Elite_1985_Firebird_Software_a3
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:33 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:if this were true he would have been Smooth Modem. Funniest joke in a hundred pages- and that's saying something.
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Daztek posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6342700/#Comment_6342700 I say again, this buffoon and his mom, Sandi, are a deposition Gold mine.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:39 |
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AugmentedVision posted:So the only reason that Lesnick has a job is literally because he's a true believer, right? Like, what does he do? What does he contribute? He's not a programmer or an artist, and he is a repulsive human being in every single way, so he's clearly the shittiest choice possible for a community person. He just has that job because it's the only one that doesn't require technical skills. Lesnick isn't just a true believer... he's the Patient Zero of True Believers. He's the AlphaBlocker and O-mega-bese of Spergs. He is their Sperg King.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:39 |
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runsamok posted:Looks like Dolvak may get the case of his dreams! It only has 8 cores, at least this pile of overpriced poo poo can fit in a single instance.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:40 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:
I could feel the burn from over here.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:41 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:if this were true he would have been Smooth Modem. too early for POTY and yet here we are
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:43 |
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BluestreakBTHR posted:Lesnick isn't just a true believer... he's the Patient Zero of True Believers. He's the AlphaBlocker and O-mega-bese of Spergs. He is their Sperg King. I should have called myself The Sperg King. But you're right, Lesnick is the one and true Sperg King, he is the Spreg Stimperor. (SS for short) I wonder what will happen to the SS when it all blows apart. How will he live with himself, to see the dream die? Or does he see it die each day and live constantly in a state of inner anguish, tormented by his fanatical devotion to the Wing Commander and the ugly reality before his own eyes?
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:46 |
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The inner anguish and torment doubling every second.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:52 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Seriously. Sean Tracy is amazing. I genuinely want to take him out for a beer and just have him talk for hours. This is the first time I've ever watched Steve Bender, but he is equally awesome. I mean these guys are genuine, hilarious, brilliant, and if CIG spent ANY AMOUNT OF loving TIME showing this as the face of Star Citizen then it would be far more motivating. Clearly this means we'll never see them again. ^this Hey Ben! ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...
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A Neurotic Jew posted:if this were true he would have been Smooth Modem. yeah i liked this post too so im quoting it
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A Neurotic Jew posted:if this were true he would have been Smooth Modem. I guess he was short of success by a hair.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:56 |
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alecm posted:What is the origin of paarp? I'd argue it started from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJZbPI5nKE, but that the Gary face was the parp that broke the camel's back.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:57 |
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This Mad Catz thing is hilarious. SC really is a soap opera for spergs. It's a sperg opera.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:58 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It's really cool listening to these guys talk about the 1st/3rd person stuff. Like, really cool. It's clear that they have an appreciation for the tech, and a genuine love for their work, that Sandi/Ben/CR are utterly incapable of delivering. I mean holy poo poo I've watched the whole loving thing and it's REALLY loving GOOD. Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Seriously. Sean Tracy is amazing. I genuinely want to take him out for a beer and just have him talk for hours. This is the first time I've ever watched Steve Bender, but he is equally awesome. I mean these guys are genuine, hilarious, brilliant, and if CIG spent ANY AMOUNT OF loving TIME showing this as the face of Star Citizen then it would be far more motivating. Clearly this means we'll never see them again. Their line on ladders being different from entrance/exit animations is bullshit because I'm pretty sure there's an immersion ladder in one of the bigger ships that you have to take to get out of the cargo bay. It is interesting that they claim there's substantial FPS gameplay including ladders you can ascend/descend interactively that CIG just isn't showing or implementing for reasons. Something to be believed when it's seen. The limb impairment thing is anti-fun ~*FIDELITY*~ nonsense. How do you convey to a person playing in 1st person that their left elbow's just been shot off? All they'll know is they were firing their rifle one moment and now they can't. And if the natural response is to draw your sidearm with your one good arm, is that automatic or do you flash "ELBOW SHOT OFF" in the HUD so the player knows to press their pistol key? It's stupid. And I know nothing of netcode or the limitations but it seems unnecessary/overambitious to have all this extra complexity when you're already trying to have a gunfight inside a Constellation that's docked inside an Idris that's landing on a Crysis planet. And all that poo poo about hand to hand combat seems superfluous. Bar fights? Really? Of course not really. They know that's bullshit but they're still feeding into the whales' delusions which to my mind makes them at least partially complicit.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:58 |
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Kakarot posted:
I watched this whole video waiting for the punchline but the guy really did say all that poo poo. Either he is a super dumbass (the way-too-loving-tired gimmick of top-hat fancy game player thing says this as much) or he's jumping into the drama to try to Croberts some subscribers.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:00 |
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peter gabriel posted:CIG have a massive problem brewing, they are so so so obsessed with making loving videos and / or talking poo poo that there is now a massive papertrail covering the internet that the worlds' biggest spergemeisters can reference to and call them out at will. ...and it's about to get a whole lot worse. Two weeks.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:01 |
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Ghostlight posted:The inner anguish and torment doubling every second. Oh no, I'm getting mental images of Lesnick as the Sperg Stimperor. "Leavers? Leavers! We have a policy for Leavers" Ben cackles under his breath as he oozes down the hallway. It's almost 3, the hour when Ben leaves CIG after a grueling five hour day, and he has work to do tonight. A long slog, with many rest breaks, sees Ben reach his abused car, which groans another time. "Yes, this suspension will see Flight Leader Ben reach his lair!" At home, behind the one story house, Ben parks the auto, then stumbles to his garage. Behind the unassuming exterior sits a white aseptic room, sencted by the faintist hint of iron. On the far wall hangs a defaced image of an internet warlord. In the middle, a dentist chair, crouched under a fearsome array of electrical connections and power tools. Ben collapses in a special reinforced chair, before his favorite Wing Commander computer. "Yes, Sandi will be here soon. Then we'll deal with this Leaver, doubling every second!"
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:01 |
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alf_pogs posted:chris' annoyance and anger at the situation is maybe the most infuriating, hypocritical part. he was given an unfathomable amount of money to pursue his dream project. an amount of money that i can't actually even comprehend having, to invest on development of one game and he's pissed it all away, which is stupid but kind of predictable. In hindsight, none of us should be surprised. Early on, he mentioned in interviews how he felt a dev cycle of 1.5 to 2 years is ideal (echoing statements he made shortly following his ouster from Digital Anvil). Anything longer than that and he would just lose interest. I think he must have assumed that modern pre-built engines meant they could just slap some pretty assets in and have a game with minimal effort. Now that all his dicking around with name actors is over with, he doesn't have anything else to look forward to. He can't code, so he can't help address any of the glaring engineering issues they're facing. He's shown a lot of art and animation works-in-progress, but none of it lives up to the image he has in his head—an image that he can't seem to communicate to any of the people he employs beyond the abrogative Potter Stewart Jacobellis v. Ohio sense. So he's bored and dissatisfied with the progress of virtually everything, but he can't blame himself, so he turns his ire on all of the little people yapping about the poo poo he dreamt up years ago to get them to open their wallets. He didn't even mean 90% of the poo poo he said at the time—I'm sure he feels he was just spitballing—so he rankles at being called to account for it now. The guy strikes me as a very childish, irresponsible little turd. I have fond memories of Freelancer and Wing Commander Privateer. I guess I just dismissed the issues he had getting Freelancer out the door as publisher interference or whatever, but I still feel like a dummy for not seeing the profligacy of this loving boondoggle coming.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:03 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Well my friend made this, but since it's technically functional it might not meet the criteria. Not really. Didn't support my Oculus Vive. Also, those tacos looked like sprites, not properly procedurally generated TexMex food. Also, no salsa and no birds. P.S. The fidelity also sucked. I could see pixels. Also, the HispanoLens crashed the game.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:04 |
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Chin posted:I must be missing something. Based on this and the other posts raving about the newest 10FTD I watched the whole thing and it seemed largely insubstantial. The hosts seem like fun people and their back and forth was amusing, but that's about it. Yeah if anything the praise seems to translate to "If they had more guys like this talking about the product I wouldn't be aware I was being scammed the gently caress out by CIG" cause it doesn't change the problem being that it's all a giant mess that doesn't work right helmed by a guy who is trying to get himself added as a dictionary definition for a variety of terms relating to incompetence, waste and indecisiveness. They're just better at making you forget it's a bucket of poo poo by making you pay less attention to the bucket and more to them. The bucket of poo poo isn't going anywhere.
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