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Percelus posted:who would of thought dr derek smart would fail to deliver, of all people Hmm lemmie see... Goons buy jpeg avatars for dsmart dsmart promises the ultimate blog post dsmart never meets a deadline Dr. Smart's academic credentials are in question Maybe he's secretly married to Sandi?
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I'm so close to buying SC, you have no idea. My only hope is the blog, Derek. Save me from myself.
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Unfunny Poster posted:This video contains content from Universal Pictures (ZEFR), who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. It's one of the old Conan movies, and appears to be anti-Derek Star Citizen propaganda. I could explain how badly done it is but as you can't view it, I think you already got the point.
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This is to you Derek if you are out there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZF-skCY-M
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:I'm so close to buying SC, you have no idea. My only hope is the blog, Derek. Save me from myself.
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Well, I am one shocked at this incident. One of the things I've come to rely upon is the consistent posting of Derek's blog.
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Nov 3, 2015 23:55
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peter gabriel posted:Derek lied blogs died Star Citizen has the same chance of coming out as my cat has of getting this sweet, sweet bunny meat:  (No silly cat you won't ever get into the neighbour's special bunny reserve. Give it up.)  Her reaction on Derek's delayed doom blog.  Later, I had to bath my kitty to clean up
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Derek's no show has convinced me that he is a liar and that Chris Roberts is an unfairly maligned creative genius who just needs peace and backer money. So, I borrowed some money from Lady Neckbeard's savings and got myself that sweet $15,000 package. I'll show you goons with my awesome pew pew in the PU after you poo poo'd this project!
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im permabanned poster smartstomper2014. i first started sending money to cloud imperium games when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “jpegs” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “REVERSE THE VERSE” and “The CIG Teams Magical Ship Maker has a gift, Any ship he touches becomes more sexy and increases exponentially in damage state complexity” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing Derek Smart in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “Chris Roberts” style of game development was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” Star Citizen to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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c'est franchment dla merde!! supreficiels de toute espece, je vous hais. Ciao.
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Derek dude c'mon it's getting close to the witching hour here and I don't know how long I can hold myself back. I mean this looks like a pretty good deal for a spaceship, right? And I'm reading about this "gray market" thing where there are some better options if you've got more than 45 smackers on you. I can go without lunch for a few weeks if it means a better spaceship and this website looks legit so you better hurry.
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Nov 4, 2015 00:02
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Hello Pig  
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He's still got me blocked from his twitter feed. I have to log out to see what he's been up to, which is retweeting the D Smart bingo. The best part about that bingo is when you fill in every square you get to shout "STAR CITIZEN".
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Nov 4, 2015 00:03
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peter gabriel posted:Hello Pig stupid catte that is not how you do a soul patch
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peter gabriel posted:Hello Pig cute as f
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ShredsYouSay posted:stupid catte that is not how you do a soul patch When a short-sighted friend of mine came round he though the cat had it's mouth open at all times ha ha
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Nov 4, 2015 00:03
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Here's one of thousands of cringy moments in Star Citizen history while you all wait to be dazzled. (sorry if it pops an ad. how sad that the biggest crowdfunded in history has to resort to the crap...)
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peter gabriel posted:Hello Pig omg
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my cat was really needy this morning she always is when im leaving for work its like, gently caress you i come home from work and you decide to go sleep, but when im leaving you want me to stay and if i stayed she'd go sleep somewhere drat cat
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thatguy posted:If Derek doesn't release his blog in the next 30 minutes I demand that his gang tag be removed.
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G0RF posted:Here's one of thousands of cringy moments in Star Citizen history while you all wait to be dazzled. is this where they sing happy birthday to star citizen thats my favorite thing they've ever done
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G0RF posted:Here's one of thousands of cringy moments in Star Citizen history while you all wait to be dazzled. swinging and consecutively missing... i get it
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Eonwe posted:my cat was really needy this morning At least your cat isn't walking across your keyboard if you want to work. And if you shove her off, she sits down on my desk and looks at me with this accusing stare
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Nov 4, 2015 00:07
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Snazzy Frocks posted:Derek Smart for every hour you hold off on releasing your blog someone is out there pledging dollars to SC. Please for the love of god save those dollars from the clutches of Croberts!
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Nov 4, 2015 00:08
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They've apparently refunded me my $30 USD but it'll take about a week for it to appear. Success?
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Eonwe posted:is this where they sing happy birthday to star citizen There was the Sandi lightsaber piñata bit before "Sandi Goes to Flight School". G0RF fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Jul 20, 2016 |
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Nov 4, 2015 00:09
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AP posted:It's one of the old Conan movies, and appears to be anti-Derek Star Citizen propaganda. I could explain how badly done it is but as you can't view it, I think you already got the point. That and the fact they couldn't be bothered taking out the original dialogue, providing me a good excuse to watch James Earl Jones loving crush it.
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Happy Catmas 
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peter gabriel posted:Happy Catmas oh gosh
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That's a good catte Also can I at least get a jpeg of a blog to help me fantasize and theorycraft about my perfect idea of a blog while we wait?
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Derek...
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Berious posted:That's a good catte Here:  please donate  to Lowtax :P
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DerekSmartDerekSmartDerekSmart
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Nation posted:Derek... God damnit Derek. Stop dereking around and Derek your drat blog!
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Guy's they've released the PTU beta now. It's actually quite impressive Btw Pete, don't tell me you've put up your christmas tree on the 3rd of november..
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Derek I need this
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I figured since people were posting jpegs of their cats, I'd post a jpeg of my jpeg cats. This is Patches, Socks, Bandit and Pickles hanging out on and around their cat metropolis. Cat Metropolis only cost me 50 golden fish, so it was a pretty good bargain since it can keep multiple cats entertained!
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Derek Smart is a worse cocktease than The Walking Dead writers.
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