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We can't show you the drink mixing minigame because it is vital to the Squadron 42 storyline.
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SomethingJones posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/49o8jg/bensday_with_batgirl_ben_episode_45/d0uvbam Proof that to beat the system, you have to quote the system. Fine fine work right there.
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SomethingJones posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/49o8jg/bensday_with_batgirl_ben_episode_45/d0uq4pu It is all thanks to your hard work!
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SomethingJones posted:"A formula such as 1-1-4-8 would indicate that two parts beverage 1, one part beverage 4, and one part beverage 8 are required. The quality of the drink – displayed on the MixMaster – is determined by how accurately the portions were allocated. If the player isn’t happy with the quality of the drink they can simply press a key to discard it and start anew, but ships carry a limited supply of beverages so this tactic should be used sparingly." You missed the bit where they mention raising your score by using magical space Vodkas from far off planetary moons. This poo poo is so unhinged it makes Scientology look tame.
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SomethingJones posted:From 10 for the Chairman: Episode 77 Posting from the past, but I would like to request that you, SomethingJones, have a look at one of the very early 10FTC. I would be interested to see if he was word-salading um, em, eh - back in the early days of the project. Say one of the first 10 10FTC? It would be interesting if he was more lucid then, and even more interesting if he has always been this incomprehensible. At least that's what I "think" edit: D1E already requested this so you may have done it... if so disregard as I will work my way through the thread to the relevant post Galarox fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Mar 10, 2016 |
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Mar 10, 2016 18:46
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SomethingJones posted:"A formula such as 1-1-4-8 would indicate that two parts beverage 1, one part beverage 4, and one part beverage 8 are required. The quality of the drink – displayed on the MixMaster – is determined by how accurately the portions were allocated. If the player isn’t happy with the quality of the drink they can simply press a key to discard it and start anew, but ships carry a limited supply of beverages so this tactic should be used sparingly." You have to take into account the mood, personality, and wealth of your customer in order to make their drinks, that's why you have to manually operate your mixer in the year 2900. For example, lets say that a well-off Nixian traveling in space-business class is annoyed because there are two children crying behind him, so he orders a rum & coke (he's feeling particularly daring today!). Now, will you use your limited stock of space-mexico cola to make the drink or just use regular space-high fructose corn syrup cola? A machine cannot make that kind of decisions!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFyBWMViKw Real question, is that a woman or a MtoF trans?
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trucutru posted:You have to take into account the mood, personality, and wealth of your customer in order to make their drinks, that's why you have to manually operate your mixer in the year 2900. For example, lets say that a well-off Nixian traveling in space-business class is annoyed because there are two children crying behind him, so he orders a rum & coke (he's feeling particularly daring today!). Now, will you use your limited stock of space-mexico cola to make the drink or just use regular space-high fructose corn syrup cola? A machine cannot make that kind of decisions! can i piss in the glass
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Mar 10, 2016 18:49
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AHH FUGH posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFyBWMViKw She's in transition
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Mar 10, 2016 18:50
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Chalks posted:"Over a month" That's more than two two weeks! 
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AHH FUGH posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EFyBWMViKw Who gives a gently caress.
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While searching for stuff to make SomethingJones AV as filidetious as possible, I came across the latest incarnation of Ming the Merciless: Did Syfy Channel make Chris-R their set designer or something? 
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Mar 10, 2016 18:51
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AHH FUGH posted:
the latter
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:can i piss in the glass This game does include such fidelicious features, yes! Just like there is a system to simulate how the oxygen is distributed across your character's body while breathing, the stuff you eat and drink will affect the final quality of the piss.
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Mar 10, 2016 18:53
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SomethingJones posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/49o8jg/bensday_with_batgirl_ben_episode_45/d0uq4pu Shouldn't that be Sming?
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:This is a screen cap from the Brady Bunch Reboot Actually, it's an alignment chart
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Mr.Tophat posted:Who gives a gently caress.
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Mar 10, 2016 18:57
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high horse open-mindedness doesnt really work when someone just asks a question but dont worry, we know how #woke yall are
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Mar 10, 2016 19:01
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EightAce: when are they going to announce that Sean Tracy is leaving? And does CIG still employ the private detective agency? And have they cut down on free snacks or anything recently like that to make you think they're trying to save money? And do you think Chris Roberts is genuinely autistic?
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Mar 10, 2016 19:03
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trucutru posted:This game does include such fidelicious features, yes! D1E posted:And do you think Chris Roberts is genuinely autistic?
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Mar 10, 2016 19:05
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SelenicMartian posted:Why would anything about Chris be genuine? If it's something that can be bought with backer money, like a limited edition 911, it's probably genuine.
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Mar 10, 2016 19:07
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D1E posted:And do you think Chris Roberts is genuinely autistic? Chris Roberts is in true alpha.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:can i piss in the glass what do you think this is - space station 13? its so fidelitous the glass is already made of piss
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Mar 10, 2016 19:22
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SirPhoebos posted:While searching for stuff to make SomethingJones AV as filidetious as possible, I came across the latest incarnation of Ming the Merciless:
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SirPhoebos posted:While searching for stuff to make SomethingJones AV as filidetious as possible, I came across the latest incarnation of Ming the Merciless:  Star-Lord?
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Mar 10, 2016 19:24
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One thing to keep in mind about the first 10ftC: At first they provided pre-written answers for Mr. Robberts. It's just that he choose to answer them "live", which happened sometime. At least if I remember correctly.
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Galarox posted:Posting from the past, but I would like to request that you, SomethingJones, have a look at one of the very early 10FTC. I would be interested to see if he was word-salading um, em, eh - back in the early days of the project. Say one of the first 10 10FTC? It would be interesting if he was more lucid then, and even more interesting if he has always been this incomprehensible. I think 10ftC is an especially unforgiving format for a rambler predisposed to compulsive tangent chasing. He feels compelled to offer 1000 words where 20 would suffice. The backers assume the verbosity means "wow they've really given a LOT of thought to this!" when it more likely is either Chris putting up a smokescreen or actually increasing the scope of the project in real time. As an aside, it would be funny to have a little "engineering debt" counter imposed over each 10ftC video-- and each time he does that, it adds $500k+ and 3 more months to the ETA for the feature complete game. At this point the counter would need to start at $150M and a delivery date in 2022...
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Oh also: how many hows per week do you think the average developer/artist at CIG works? Do you get free massages and laundry service like Google employees? Does anyone sleep under their desk at night or live in the office?
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orcinus posted:Someone Well now we know why Star Marine was canceled.
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 Could somebody lift WC4 footage and find some amusing scenes for the thread? I remember there were some bio weapons. And a big platter starring as the scariest bomb. And space nazis. And an on-foot gunfight.
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Mar 10, 2016 19:35
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Atreiden posted:It's one of the minigames you can play if you fly or crew a passanger transport spaceship. So learn to mix a perfect Hairy Roberts I'm doing my PhD in mixology, all for the release of this game.
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I was playing the Division earlier and the ladder climbing animation was so good I donated $2000 to Ubisoft gently caress you derek smart
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The division has fantastic animations, someone should do a video side by side of it and SC for laughs.
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Nicholas posted:I was playing the Division earlier and the ladder climbing animation was so good I donated $2000 to Ubisoft gently caress you derek smart True story: I bought The Division and tried to play it on launch night. You have to "activate" your agent by typing on a laptop or some crap at this safe house in Brooklyn. There was a problem with the servers or the Internet or maybe they hired some former CIG devs or whatever and it wasn't working. So everyone queued up in a line towards the desk and out the door into the hallway. Like it was the loving DMV. I have never seen a more realistic simulation in my entire life. People were trying to cut into the line, and some nerds were trying to be traffic cops and enforce order and discipline. People were type yelling to "wait in line rear end in a top hat!" and so on. 10/10 Game of the Year. I haven't played it since.
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SomethingJones posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/49o8jg/bensday_with_batgirl_ben_episode_45/d0uvbam That thread is an absolute loving Gold mine of hilarity. Also, someone needs to remind Ben that the feature is over here ---> https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals 
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Ag Bengip posted:Actually, it's an alignment chart Then why isn't Landrig in the right-of-center square 
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D1E posted:So everyone queued up in a line towards the desk and out the door into the hallway. Can you kill those people in line, or drop a grenade or something? If so, I am buying it.
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