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Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

Eonwe posted:

this is my cat



that seems legit.

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EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

D1E posted:

I really want Ben to flip out during a livestream and yell "you destroyed my childhood memories of Wing Commander!" and kick Chris Roberts in the junk, hard.

Oh come on be realistic!

There is no way Ben can lift his megaton leg to kick someone even a midget.

Now if you say Ben will Banzai drop on Chris then that is one spectacle I would not miss

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





This is Chris Roberts' catte

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?
My poor catte. im ded.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I just realized: I genuinely doubt Ben would physically be able to kick Chris Roberts in the junk.

EDIT: drat it EminusSleepus!

GabrielMobius
Mar 22, 2016

everything is fine

:vince:

:five::five::five:

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

looooool

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Someone should gather all the Ryan Archer work in the thread and mail it to him. Maybe he'll be too embarrassed to do an "art" again.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I want ben to rip his head off and reveal himself to be derek smart unerneath and scream "IT WAS ME ROBERTS, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG ROBERTS."

and then disco says "aw sunuvabitch."

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
This thread makes me sad that I have no catte.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Beet Wagon posted:

Someone should gather all the Ryan Archer work in the thread and mail it to him. Maybe he'll be too embarrassed to do an "art" again.

He hasn't tweeted since like saturday :v:

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Beet Wagon posted:

This is Chris Roberts' catte


Guys we're just refactoring the heart and lungs, then it'll be the best catte ever.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

KM Scorchio posted:

This thread makes me sad that I have no catte.

Ryan Archer doesn't have a cat. Do you think that stops him?

blueberrysmith
May 4, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

may this thread never go away. laughed hard at this one

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

:shittypop:

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Daztek posted:

He hasn't tweeted since like saturday :v:

I hope he's sitting on his couch sobbing into a bowl of cold oatmeal.

I don't know why but I genuinely hate that guy. I think it's because he had the balls to show up and be on that livestream.


tooterfish posted:

Guys we're just refactoring the heart and lungs, then it'll be the best catte ever.

No other catte is even gonna come close to this, unless maybe Rockstar has a catte.

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat

KM Scorchio posted:

This thread makes me sad that I have no catte.

Don't worry, apparently Ryan Archer is giving away his.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

Sperg ships ABSOLUTELY will be designed to have a robot chauffeur with the "captain" seated in a comfy easy chair in the back with easy access to snacks



Or like giant chrome engines but the actual thrusters are tiny and inefficient

:lol:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Beet Wagon posted:

I hope he's sitting on his couch sobbing into a bowl of cold oatmeal.

I don't know why but I genuinely hate that guy. I think it's because he had the balls to show up and be on that livestream.


No other catte is even gonna come close to this, unless maybe Rockstar has a catte.

They kind of do.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



At around what time can we start expecting the fallout from the E.L.E?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Hey RYAN ARCHER, check this out!

http://imgur.com/gallery/Ij65E

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Beet Wagon posted:

Someone should gather all the Ryan Archer work in the thread and mail it to him. Maybe he'll be too embarrassed to do an "art" again.

Nah, just sign up a new deviantart account for him and attribute all of the photoshops from this thread to him.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Look, you GOONS, stop lying about Ryan Archer's catte. You're giving it a real complex.

Just look at the grief in it's face...

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





eXXon posted:

Nah, just sign up a new deviantart account for him and attribute all of the photoshops from this thread to him.

Well obviously not all the photoshops from this thread could be attributed to Ryan.








Most of them are good :v:

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Xaerael posted:

Look, you GOONS, stop lying about Ryan Archer's catte. You're giving it a real complex.

Just look at the grief in it's face...



that can't be ryan's catte, too much effort

Plankalkuel
Mar 29, 2008
Caught up with the thread! I just looked into my browser history and I revisited the thread up around 21th of February and page 1450. Today I arrived on the thread's current page (2796) for the first time since February, what a ride.
The Nazi war-bond was a nice touch, just when I thought all that remains was Derek's E.L.E. But there's always more and it's always worse.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Daaamn. Once Star Citizen is dead is buried we need to find something else to relentlessly poo poo on. I haven't been this entertained on the internet in ages

sunaurus
Feb 13, 2012

Oh great, another bookah.
I miss Bonzi Buddy.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Ayn Marx posted:

Daaamn. Once Star Citizen is dead is buried we need to find something else to relentlessly poo poo on. I haven't been this entertained on the internet in ages

We'll just Convince Chris Roberts he needs to open a movie studio. That should keep us going for a while.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

:same:

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

his dad?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Beet Wagon posted:

We'll just Convince Chris Roberts he needs to open a movie studio. That should keep us going for a while.
He already thinks he has?

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/239709734/star-traders/posts/1534398


Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


:cripes:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

drat they are worthless

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

AP posted:

Is it something to do with the Freemasons?

no

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Chocobo posted:

Chris Roberts is the the Ambien Walrus of game design.

gently caress me that's funny.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


WTF, this abortion ripped off the Star Wars font.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

SelenicMartian posted:

No, but Ben might kill him.

and jared would stream it and go meh!

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Colostomy Bag posted:

WTF, this abortion ripped off the Star Wars font.

they've been doing that from day 1

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