Concerned Citizen posted:

in my humble opinion derek smart is a very sad individual, and his war with star citizen is just an extension of his desperate desire for any kind of attention he can get

Justin Tyme posted:

here's a hot take: star citizen is poo poo

pftc posted:

Nicholas posted:

when you get the refund, be sure to let us know who the payor was

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

OPERATION GifThreat IN ACTION

Ok you guys know the drill (else check your operations manual). We have to save the gifs before reddit gets to them, and we're in a hurry!!!

So, we have to go through all the threads and save every .gif, .jpg, .png, .tif, .obj, .blender, .ico, .mp4, .avi - in short, anything that is not raw text.

ASSIGNMENTS

bootcha: thread 1, pages 1-330
eonwe: thread 1, pages 330-end
beer4thebeergod: thread 2, pages 1 through 400
peter gabriel: thread 2, pages 400 through end
AP: thread 3
redwalrus: thread 4, pages 1 through 380
sneakyfrog: thread 4, pages 381 through end
3: thread 5, pages 1 through 390
tijuana bibliophile: thread 5, 391 through end
D_smart: thread 6

We NEED to finish this before reddit manages to pull down the entire internet. Sharpen your ctrl's, c's and v's, and repost all images on the private server You need a premium account to see this message.

3 posted:

on it

Palpek posted:

I highly encourage everybody who made a photoshop of that fucken Gary Oldman face to post it in the GBS thread because there's a high chance it will be goldmined and land on the frontpage:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3748544

fuctifino posted:

http://i.imgur.com/nPKxLBz.png

A Neurotic Jew posted:

For four years you have been asking, "who is Chris Roberts?" This is Chris Roberts speaking. I am the man who loves spaceships. I am the man who does not sacrifice his vision or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of money and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you.

EvilHobo posted:

Lord Psychodin posted:

Fine. I'm a jackass. Continue to enjoy everything.

Eonwe posted:

im goku and im going to channel all the frustration about star citizen in the universe into a spirit bomb to power the something awful dot com servers

wish me luck

Ghostlight posted:

Fighting Derek Smart the only way they know how - by throwing money at something.

Full Metal Boxers posted:

Star Citizen: The Image You Are Requesting Does Not Exist Or Is No Longer Available

Darkpriest667 posted:

Let's just get a few things straight ;-) (you'll get the pun in a moment)


First, I don't care what someone's gender identity or sexual orientation is. I really don't give a flying gently caress. What I give a flying gently caress about is being deceptive in order to gain notoriety or gain material possessions. If I was homosexual (and for the record I am not) and I was dating someone and I had bought him an iPad so we could keep in contact and then suddenly I found out that he wasn't really gay he was just dating me because I have money and I give gifts to my lovers I'd be pretty pissed.


This person in question asked for financial help to get equipment to do videos for the Star Citizen fan community. They sent a drat expensive camera and some other equipment at the person's request. Admittedly the percentage of single, desperate men is probably higher in the SC community than the average population, but that is no reason to take advantage of them. I can put on a dress too if lonely old men are giving out money, but I won't because I like to think I have integrity. EDIT -- I also think dresses are probably drafty and not comfortable for me since I get cold easily. -- End Edit




Also, I expected to be Goonrathi Fleet Commander and have a Javelin gifted to me by now. You folks are slacking.

Darkpriest667 posted:

Not quite hypocrite. I was simply making a joke which was not received well and then when I was in the middle of explaining with a preparation to apologize I was being talked over. When I realized I was dealing with child like maturity. I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

Just because Dick Wulf harassed you and your friend doesn't give you permission to be an rear end in a top hat. It's sad that it happened but it's not a license to be a shithead.


As for me not having tact and being an educator? I at least let people finish their sentences before talking over them with bullshit. This is SA not the loving Region ESC where I am dealing with professionals or my students.


I am a dork? Absolutely. I don't really have fucks to give about it. I don't spend my freetime at conventions for games that don't exist and I sure as hell don't spend 1000s of dollars on JPEGS. If you go back and check I've absolutely admitted to spending 182 which I don't need a refund for because I basically expected that money to be flushed down the toilet I made a bet and lost.. At this point I am here for the tears of redditors, dick wulf, and the brown sea at the expense of Derek Smart's retainer lawyers. So far money well spent CARRY ON GOONS


Beer and Eowne still the best two goons.

spacetoaster posted:

:bigtran:

Eonwe posted:

i like darkpriest personally

thatguy posted:

Back up in your rear end with an insurrection
It's the Goon harder than an erection
That shows no affection
They wanna ban him for being a shill
Cause it's "Sue mothafuckas, sue mothafuckas!" still

Razage posted:

ED is a great game, even our good friend is enjoying it!


Taken moments before I killed him.

Young Freud posted:

You would think that after Daikatana, Duke Nukem Forever, and Half Life 2: Episode 3 that everyone would learn that "when it's ready" means in game developer that it will come out and be the worst thing ever or never come out at all.

Seriously, when has any game that has been released "when it's ready" ever been released and actually been good?

Darkpriest667 posted:

I bet your PDAS appraisals are poo poo. Mine are stellar. I love my job, I love my district, and I am revered in my school by students and staff alike. I give a poo poo about kids and their future. I'm sorry you have a stick up your rear end. I hope you get that treated.

thatguy posted:

Every time Darkpriest or 3 make a post about teaching I will write another parody verse of Geto Boys - Still.

3 posted:

thatguy posted:

poo poo.

Thronde posted:

Well, how did I miss this gem. Hello thread, how I've missed my Shart Citizen humor du jour. Have I missed much? I'm still fighting for my refund. To the point now that every other day or so I just update the ticket to keep piling on the system with movie lines like "Bueller? Bueller?"

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

haha it's a shame these images are gone

poor star citizens cant handle gifs of their jank rear end game

celewign posted:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/10/27/star-citizen-101-what-is-it-and-why-is-it-controversial/#more-324237


that rps article was pretty harsh but fair.

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Oh please do link to some tears about it. I read it myself and agree it's fairly neutral all things considered. Didn't get into any of the more ridiculous claims that I've seen here. (not saying they are untrue)

Fooma posted:

Guys, please stop. if you keep encouraging refunds and questioning CIG, they won't have funds to make the game. Things would have been perfectly fine if you all had just stayed quiet, but now with bad publicity and less funds things are going to be even more delayed and they have to resort to more creative ways to get funding. This could have been successful! Everyone's free to spend their money how they want so just enjoy the dream that costs you nothing. you stirred up the crazies, that exist in every community, which have spoiled it for the silent majority. If you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.

peter gabriel posted:

chaosbreather posted:

the idea that a teenage cripple can't be a shithead is ableist and agist as gently caress imo

spacetoaster posted:

Jegan Ace posted:

That actually looks alright, what the gently caress are you on about?

I hate the concept of JPEG oil salesmen as much as anyone, but there are some legitimately good artists and designers getting whipped by Sandi at CIG.

Nicholas posted:

when you get the refund, be sure to let us know who the payor was