|
fuctifino posted:Gramaphone0468 definitely isn't Karl. Reported for doxxing.
|
#
¿
Dec 27, 2015 04:46
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:31 |
|
|
Tokamak posted:stick it in my cloaca Your feathers are SO fluffy, and your lice tickle my shaven groin...
|
|
#
¿
Dec 27, 2015 04:49
|
|
|
Marching Powder posted:i don't have much time or money because i buy pictures of space ships and spend ungodly amounts of time defending the purchase online across multiple forums but i'm looking for a gf. must have FTFY correctly.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 27, 2015 11:25
|
|
|
Marching Powder posted:just a thought man if you're going to be a dickhead in every corner of the internet to defend the honor of the most pathetic thing imaginable you may want to avoid using a name that when googled will immediately own you into the ground causing you to instantly revert to several embarrassing posts of you rolling with the punches. i understand that in terms of general, objective patheticness you'd actually be somewhere in the lower-middle of star citizen backers which over time may have caused you to think that you're not a massive loser but even among other gamers you're still a pretty huge embarrassment and you should avoid broadcasting this far and wide in future. that said good luck with your big broken space game. Wait a minute. Aren't the diehard defenders that keep investing "the most pathetic thing imaginable"?
|
|
#
¿
Dec 27, 2015 11:27
|
|
|
fuctifino posted:It's a fantastic investment. Better than bitcoin. Buy 2. It has nowhere to go but up UP UP! To the moon!
|
|
#
¿
Dec 28, 2015 00:26
|
|
|
Madcosby posted:Team Dyno has been online for 33 minutes!!! This is the most epic finale ever! How do they stay on so long without losing connec-- 
|
|
#
¿
Dec 28, 2015 03:19
|
|
|
Hillary Clintons Thong posted:really seems like a pinky & the brain dynamic though Gee, Sandi, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Chris - shave off all our pubes! PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!
|
|
#
¿
Dec 28, 2015 08:01
|
|
|
Natron posted:I have a question about this now, too. Let's say that I bought an entry level ship for 35 bucks or whatever, and then I go about my business in the 'verse, ramming people, shooting up peaceful stations and the like and then some griefer blows my ship to smithereens. If I have no insurance, I now have no ship and no money. Everything I've heard points to you requiring a ship to make money, haul goods, whatever, so how the hell can I even play the game with no ship? Also, will I be expected to do stupid mini games or act as a turret gunner for other useless human beings at less than 2 dollars per hour to the tune of 15 hours just to get another lovely entry-level ship? I have a feeling most people would look at the prospect and just uninstall the game. Did you buy insurance? If not, you are an irresponsible ship owner. Now, go make drinks on a space liner for a while. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, man!
|
|
#
¿
Dec 28, 2015 20:27
|
|
|
Lowtax posted:I love this thread and will adamantly predict it will end up as the biggest Internet "TOLD YOU SO" ever. Keep up the good fight,guys! We are goons. We do not forgive. We do make fun of your mother. And Chris Roberts.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 28, 2015 21:31
|
|
|
A Neurotic Jew posted:Bootcha tell us what Ortwin Freyermouth is like SOOOOoooooo parrrrrrrrrrpy! 
|
|
#
¿
Dec 29, 2015 08:42
|
|
|
Jobbo_Fett posted:Lol To. The. MOON, BABY!
|
|
#
¿
Dec 29, 2015 08:46
|
|
|
Amazing Zimmo posted:There has been a few serious posts so to balance that out .... Can I be a goonjacker too?
|
|
#
¿
Dec 29, 2015 09:39
|
|
|
Libluini posted:Tell your friend I'm betting That would mean the stranded people had friends. No time for friends in the 'verse! More JPEGs to buy!
|
|
#
¿
Dec 29, 2015 20:40
|
|
that he won't be able to make ten people stranded there.
|
Bait and Swatch posted:Still better quality than star citizen Plus it finally went RTM.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 29, 2015 20:43
|
|
|
Wafflz posted:They should sell short shorts and track shoes at the clothing store so you can put them on and run all over stations to upset immersion people. Only if I can get a Skyrim-style boob job and gluteus implants - Oh, what? All citizens are MALE?
|
|
#
¿
Dec 30, 2015 05:09
|
|
|
Madcosby posted:when star citizen is released and is awesome ya'll better apologize Notice me NOT holding my breath. (Because, if I DID hold my breath, I couldn't  PAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRPPP!)
|
|
#
¿
Dec 30, 2015 05:26
|
|
|
Ezekeel posted:I actually hope CIG will implement bags and not stop with the immersion there. All bodily functions of our Space Citizens should be anatomically correctly simulated. I loved the Hunger, Thirst and Sleep meters in Fallout 3 and I think with the visionary lead of Christ Roberts we can push the evelope of realistic gameplay even further. How about a Balls meter for male characters which slowly fills up over time and can only be released by doing the dirty with some Space Hooker and if filled up to critical level causes your character to randomly pull out his weener and rape stuff - you know, like men do in real life. Or a Poop meter which would offer opportunities for immersive role scenarios like the ever popular Two Citizens and a Bag. Well, these ARE Star Citizens, so when the Balls meters fills, your avvie drops trou and rubs one out no matter where you are or what you are doing. Or you could manually trigger it. Which leads to interesting possibilities in multi-crew situations. (Since they all circle-jerk anyway). You could even have Sexy Sandi's voice whispering warnings to you, only to rebuke you and forbid you surcease as you haven't done the Laser Razor minigame lately. Also, the Poop meter would mean you have the possibiity of touching, welllll...
|
|
#
¿
Dec 30, 2015 05:39
|
|
|
EminusSleepus posted:will goons get your book for free? Just an epub would work. No need to bankrupt The Smart.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 30, 2015 05:57
|
|
|
alphabettitouretti posted:20 pages of Derek mentioning his own games and quoting himself. ends with promises of huge revelations in the next chapter Which comes out two weeks after the release date.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 30, 2015 05:58
|
|
|
Scruffpuff posted:In Star Citizen, one DOES simply walk into Mordor. Rather than fly, that is.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 31, 2015 04:08
|
|
|
Lowtax posted:I'm seriously contemplating banning anybody on the forums who believes in Star Citizen. Well, I think I have established my position adequately. (P.S. PAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!)
|
|
#
¿
Dec 31, 2015 05:37
|
|
|
EminusSleepus posted:I believe in America there is what they call disability checks for spergs with emotional issues That have the right doctors /lawyers, that is...
|
|
#
¿
Dec 31, 2015 05:52
|
|
|
Wafflz posted:if you offer them jpgs do they not buy? Does not a man deserve the J of his Peg? No, says the Goon, because you are a giant stupidhead.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 31, 2015 05:59
|
|
|
Xaerael posted:If I had to pick someone to do music for my lovely space game and I had giant piles of nerd cash to burn, I'd probably ask 2SFH. Because their stuff is loving epic. This would be a better choice, methinks.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 31, 2015 06:58
|
|
|
phosdex posted:im glad we finally have someone willing to be so open about their forum development. a new frontier in foruming Hey, these are my dreams you are stepping on here. You go off and spout some more Crobber trash, okay?
|
|
#
¿
Dec 31, 2015 11:41
|
|
|
Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Ok i'm finished touching the poop, gonna go wash my hands now. Too late. Once you have touched the Star Citizen poop, it will be with you...Always...
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 03:55
|
|
|
Bait and Swatch posted:"gently caress YOUR SHIPS YOU USELESS BITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE HOMELESS? I SUCKED SOME DUDES DICKCJUST TO BORROW HIS CARDBOARD BEGGAR SIGN!" (But he swallowed just for him...)
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 04:04
|
|
|
Omi-Polari posted:2016. Is 2016 going to finally be the year of Parrrrp on the desktop?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 04:08
|
|
|
Ffycchi posted:what about us that were too late for the refund =( Sub-human with crappy timing?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 04:14
|
|
|
Scruffpuff posted:"Once performed a number of one-man shows throughout the Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California." It gets worse. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1118420/board/nest/28776252?ref_=nm_bd_1 A] Real, B] idiot, C] SC shill, D] all of the above?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 04:17
|
|
|
Warcabbit posted:Not yet. But it will be. Probably. Looks nice. Music is good, but a bit more dynamic would be nice. And tone down the screen shake. The existing texture look pretty decent too. Maybe as a martial artist, some kicks or something? So, is that in engine?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 04:26
|
|
|
Ravane posted:Hey, does buying the 30k SA Limited Edition Account grant me a red star by my name too? Nope. You aren't an original backer. Sorry.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 04:38
|
|
|
TigerBomb posted:It was I... SMARTICUS! No! I am Smarticus! (everyone sings along to Bohemian Rhapsody and applauds at the wedding with the veteran as preacher)
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 04:42
|
|
|
Ravane posted:How do you know I'm not Lowtax's parachute account. You think he wouldn't want to post from the perspective of a young skinny gay Indian boy? Because Lowtax is no mere mortal needing a parachute account. He has powers far beyond those of any mere mortal Goon.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 05:27
|
|
|
Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Gold accounts should be severely limited. I don't want to read this thread and find hundreds of gold accounts due to goons shitposting 18 hours a day - at the very least, they should be limited to goons with over 100,000 (properly moderated and approved) posts under their belt. Stop trying to run my dreams!
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 05:29
|
|
|
A Neurotic Jew posted:2016 is the year we will get to see Sandi's performance in SQ42. Will she be a Manic Pixie Dream Girl or just another battle-hardened army stereotype like Mark Hamill, but female this time? Either way, the hype is real. I was gonna fix this for you by putting "with boobs" behind Mark Hamill, but then I was "oh..."
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 07:40
|
|
|
Beet Wagon posted:I'm thinking super empowered female archetype. Like... the kind that does something cool and then reminds you she did it in heels because reasons. Nope, a superheroine would break immersion. This is a SIMULATION, not a MOVIE.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 07:51
|
|
|
jaegerx posted:We are all just waiting on wave 5 of the forum accounts. I heard we get cheap plastic cards. I got one too from octo too. Not exactly sure what I think of the attached animation.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 10:07
|
|
|
Kakarot posted:Since this is actually funny Welp, I guess I don't need to post Octopedo's attachment then.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 10:22
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 25, 2024 05:31 |
|
|
Scruffpuff posted:And to avoid being a hypocrite, I am jealous of Chris Roberts. Even better, they keep handing over their wallets and thank him for it later.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 1, 2016 20:44
|
|