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Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?
I haven't read the thread but if I like space games should I buy Star Citizen is it any good?

PS here is my catte.

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Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
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Daztek posted:

That depends, what's your opinion on goat simulator?

Edit:



Here is Ryan Archer's catte

No that is my catte. This one is Ryan Archer's. You can tell it is clearly not mine because it is at a different angle.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
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My poor catte. im ded.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
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KM Scorchio posted:

This thread makes me sad that I have no catte.

Ryan Archer doesn't have a cat. Do you think that stops him?

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
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Man if I wasn't happy with my avatar as is I would want this.

Xaerael posted:

Look, you GOONS, stop lying about Ryan Archer's catte. You're giving it a real complex.

Just look at the grief in it's face...



Or this.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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D_Smart posted:

Yeah, I know. But I think those crying foul, missed the point I was making. To wit: how many cat pics, recipes etc haven't we endured around here? Did I say anything? Nope.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Hey guys I heard that Star Citizen was a good game.

April fools.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

You do wonder how a hack like that can land a job at CIG.
This guy has no talent what so ever.

Neither does Ryan Archer.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Truga posted:

Personally, I'd love to flatline at $568/hour

AmericanHealthcare.txt

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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G0RF posted:

It's real.

As is her role as "Vic's Mom" in a film called "American Satan". Both filmed, I believe, after The Escapist raised the issue of Sandi Gardiner secretly pursuing a film career while pretending to be working for CIG full time...

Not that this should concern anybody. A part time Sandi still has the worth of 3-5 regular employees.

A worth of -2 regular employees. Just think of how much damage she could do if she were full time!

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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MedicineHut posted:

Some of the responses...



How delusionally naive can you be. This loving people.

Star Citizen 2.4: Accidental Shopping

Let's be honest. With as buggy as this piece of poo poo is I wouldn't be surprised if somehow they accidentally added a whole shopping module. It was probably supposed to be Star Marine.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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I am the hands that jerk the controls wildly while trying to make tiny corrections to my vehicle.

Edit: Catte

Geocities Homepage King fucked around with this message at 14:00 on May 27, 2016

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I dunno that sounds like a lot of work. Maybe I could just scan it in and put it on the Internet?

No. Carve it into stone tablets. Or maybe gold sheets.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Beet Wagon posted:

In honor of Mr. Tophat getting probated again, I'm going to :justpost: this cow-nosed dogge before I go to bed



I was also visiting a sea-catte zoo this weekend, Commando.



This flat sea-catte just wanted to be left alone.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Beet Wagon posted:

I got some super seekrit behind the scenes pictures of flatcattes (when I paid :10bux: like everyone else to go on the tour) this weekend!

flatcatte says give me shrimps please TIA



I also got to see this adorable babby land-catte. It was the best of both worlds.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Achamp posted:

Can someone fill me in on the Happening Status.

Extinction Level Event?

Has it happened?

New TOS?

Breaking News?

Two weeks?

Two weeks.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Achamp posted:

gently caress that's a long wait.

Just two more weeks. Same as yesterday.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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SomethingJones posted:

Q:
Is that a far aways out, like after Citizencon or or might we see that before?

Ben Lesnick, Developer:
I don't think you'll see it before Citizencon but we'll probably be working on around then


Q:
Cool! And big things happening in between Gamescon and Citizencon?

Ben Lesnick, Developer:
I'll be in EUROPE for two weeks, so... hopefully not... ah...
But! We ah, we have DRAGONCON all set up! Ahm, you're gonna have a COOL (mumble) room, CIG there, ah...


Q:
Sandi?

Ben Lesnick, Developer:
Sandi will be there... Sandi... not Justin, Tyler and uh... Pete Mackie

So wait going to E3 is a waste of time but having a setup for Dragoncon is totally cool?

(Also he'll be in Europe for TWO WEEKS)

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Sandi's put May 24th as her birthday on imdb, did anyone celebrate that

The undead don't actually age.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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Just a totally normal fan of a video game. Not a paid shill or terrible actress. Not at all.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Midnight Voyager posted:

Guess who hasn't been back to her Echo Bazaar thread since she popped into the forum just to shill for Star Citizen?

She's been too busy "acting" to post on the internet.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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AP posted:

https://twitter.com/RayRoocroftCIG/status/743813972504125440

Roy on twitter is cracking me up, boy does that guy hate the company he works for.

I dunno. Every time I see people laugh about how he just burned CiG I read his account and don't see anything that really indicates he hates the company. :shrug:

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Nov 26, 2007

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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I will still never understand why they set this game 900 years in the future. Is there a single thing they've come up with that actually makes sense with that sort of timeframe?

900 years in the future is when they plan to release the game.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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I know people don't like him but you have to admit the man appreciates a good catte.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

The sum of Ben's IQ and weight in kilos is a constant

Does this mean if he loses weight he'll get smarter and smarter?

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Nov 26, 2007

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Phi230 posted:

No, because one must have a certain level of intelligence to lose weight. To be precise, you must not be a delusional moron.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

well the only time he's likely to lose any weight is after death, so yes

OK but just hear me out here. We get him liposuction and bam, smartest human to ever live.

Then he'll probably kill himself when he realizes what he has done.

Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

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I'm like 5000 posts behind. Is Star Citizen out yet? Is it good? Is my 15 million dollar investment safe?


But really has anything of note happened in the past 100 pages?

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Nov 26, 2007

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Thoatse posted:

Star Citizen > The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play

Star Citizen > The Only Winning Move Is Not to Pay

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