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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Come back to the thread, Karl

Do it





Do

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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redwalrus posted:

Galarox, you have inspired me to take my work to the next level.



It's Good

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Wookie Bouquet posted:

Can someone give a quick update on what we expect (realistically) to see out of CIG in 2016.

Dreams

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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peter gabriel posted:

Whether it's true or not it doesn't matter, what does matter is they changed the size of the windows after that vid (I am 100% sure that was a coincidence) and that allowed me to tell the whales to stfu and that CIG agree with me and not them - fact :lol:

In a sense you've sort of become a Star Citizen dev, which by CIG law gives us the right to say people who don't like your videos don't understand game development

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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People who actually know stuff about Star Citizen, has any of this ever been stated to be in the game or is Captain B'Tak building castles in the sky with elaborate jpeg endangerment fantasies

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Beet Wagon posted:

In case he hasn't, he should. Everyone should.

I give you:

Refueling Station On A Catwalk Outside In Space And Under An Engine (In Grey) by Chris Roberts


I'm concerned about the standards of Space OSHA.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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lmao holy poo poo

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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EightAce posted:

Stay safe commandos and know that the Jeff McArthur stuff was the straw that broke the camels back internally. Lovely man and hope he fights of the big casino ....

Stay safe developer ghost

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Eonwe posted:

one day two people will be flying around in the verse and then all of the sudden the co-pilot is just going to bust his rear end when the chair disappears right out from under him

Jesus said: "Two men will be in a Xian Scout, one will be ejected and the other left. Two women will be griefing in a Khartu-al, one will be ejected and the other left. But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, because they don't understand game development."

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Appropos of nothing here is my other cat



Eonwe posted:

derek did his rant with the music blaring, he turns off his music, repeats the entire rant

It's like when a band does an encore, you're supposed to raise your lighter for the second part

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Decrepus posted:

The Goon Hivemind is a chaotic evil creature that has scammed countless Star Citizens out of their hard earned EVE Online space gold. Using this gold it was able to bribe Lowtax the Deceiver into creating an illusory paywall in order to protect its central weakness from the truth seekers and true believers that is the rational and mature Star Citizen fanbase. By destroying Star Citizen before it is fully developed and then escaping the collector base CIG goons will be able to You must have a Platinum Upgrade to read this text.

Hail Hitler and Satan

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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If the railgun fired Noob Saibot rounds I would buy a jpeg of it

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Don't hurt em, Deezy

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Derek and Ravane liveblogging their twitter war with each other in the same thread is pretty great

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Toops posted:

LOL loving planet BARKTONA. Died, did not read further.

Hey guys, just a bit of LORE here hopefully CIG will implement in the PU! Well, here goes...

PLANET BARKTONA, a planet

:laffo:


Barktona, let's go away

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Star Citizen - How could you give your own nephew the ol spicy doxx, Derek

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Happy Sisyphus posted:

sometimes if i wonder if the world would be better off if i had never posted that screencap of Ravane's troll tweet

if CR isn't going to do something dumb for the thread's entertainment, DS has to

it all turned out for the best

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Mirificus posted:

Poor Sarsapariller...

Tbh the man of many aliases' willingness to just say 'yeah I spent four grand on a nonexistent video game, and I'm happy with that' seems more respectable than Sarsapariller getting a refund and then seeing a spaceship jpeg under a cardboard box held up by a stick and buying back in for $2.5k

Like, at least stick to your guns on this poo poo

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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A Neurotic Jew posted:

ManAnus is defensive as hell actually and completely disinterested in figuring out what's true if it means he might have been wrong. Sarsapariller is at least open-minded enough to re-examine his opinions in the light of new evidence, even if it resulted in an error of judgement. Way better imo.

This is a reasonable interpretation that I had not considered previously and so I think by the rules of Star Citizen I'm now required to meltdown about it challenging my worldview.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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oh my god

"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!" I howl as the pain triples every second

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Please bear with us as we make fun of Star Traders in this temporary thread

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Eonwe posted:

you know what i'd really like to do? Tabletop Sim with my star citizen pals

do you guys think we could get a tabletop night going?

Good idea. Somebody work up a mod for Darkest Night that replaces the necromancer with Chris's head on top of Spectre Knight's sprite

It's a parody so some similarity is expected

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Happy Sisyphus posted:

i would do tabletop night

same tbh

as would my catte, who hangs around when I play game with my regular tabletop group

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincenzo_Peruggia

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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No Mods No Masters posted:

I won a spaceship. I dont know what it is, but apparently I have my very own jpeg now

Congrats commando, CU in the V

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Xaerael posted:

Pandemic is really good too, but it can get spoiled by someone taking over. That's why i like XCOM for co-op, because the timed rounds don't allow people to micromanage other players.

XCOM is probably the best video game to board game translation I've ever seen in that I feel constantly under pressure and like I'm barely hanging on while playing it, and also we lose often.

(It doesn't seem like it, but that is a ringing endorsement)

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Anime was a mistake

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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SerCypher posted:

derek did 9/11

You're late to the party, Nostradamus predicted this in his 1560 blog

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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D1E posted:

Octopode and Sarsapillar (or whatever):

If you're out there reading this, it's time to come home to us.

We should all be together at the end.

Not you though Seraph, you Bitcoin pedo psychopath.

Come back to the thread, Karl. We're your friends. Do it.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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chaos reigns

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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MilesK posted:

Oh, lol, now Erin's panicked 10FTC video makes more sense.

e:

Your cat is extremely photogenic

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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It's a common misconception that goons will only be satisfied if Star Citizen fails

Truthfully, we would also accept the game coming out so we could kill Captain B'Tak over and over

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9hagVL-__c

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Kakarot posted:

Is that actually Seraphs new account?

What does your heart tell you

it's seraph

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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TRANSVERSE LIVES

See you in the Fringe, commandos!

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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drat eonwe, the last guy to piss off goku this much ended up being blown up with namek

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Toops, can warrant canaries be some of the procedurally generated birds for Solar Plebeian?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I'm going to miss every screenshot from the concern forums having a 100% "No" response to "do you think this is an important concern"

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Literally Kermit posted:

Funny you mention that. Been doing some stimulants this afternoon, all the better to write an interesting take on the Stimpire:

The truth of the other nine Stimpires' collusion in all of this leaves me sickened and heartbroken, frankly

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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HexDog posted:

(pause) I love you.

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