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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i don't give a poo poo about this stupid loving dweeb space sim but i am interested in watching a middle-aged computer coding specialist litigate against an actually severely retarded child

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
if you loving retards don't want to see the fallout of derek smart talking about a non-existant computer game with a literally insane racist / conspiracy theorist than you have no concept of entertainment. you stupid, stupid loving babies.

talk to the man, derek

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bait and Swatch posted:

Well he wants to rubber your clit for starters



please tell me this is real and then please tell me what birth defect causes the wind to be able to blow the top and bottom of your head around like some hosed up flag

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gryphon0468 posted:

Lol a bot lifted my old as gently caress profile from I don't even know which dating site and put it on another one? Didn't think they even bothered doing that with males.

that you're a serious star citizen backer is still the most embarrassing thing about you but that profile indicates that it's an extremely close race

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i don't have much time or money because i buy pictures of space ships and spend ungodly amounts of time defending the purchase online across multiple forums but i'm looking for a gf. must have depth

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Gryphon0468 posted:

Come on I was literally 12 when I made that email and the online nickname just kinda stuck. Also unlike most of you I don't care about things like my name and picture being online, it's all on Facebook anyway. Have fun kiddies.

just a thought man if you're going to be a dickhead in every corner of the internet to defend the honor of the most pathetic thing imaginable you may want to avoid using a name that when googled will immediately own you into the ground causing you to instantly revert to several embarrassing posts of you rolling with the punches. i understand that in terms of general, objective patheticness you'd actually be somewhere in the lower-middle of star citizen backers which over time may have caused you to think that you're not a massive loser but even among other gamers you're still a pretty huge embarrassment and you should avoid broadcasting this far and wide in future. that said good luck with your big broken space game.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Amethyst posted:

loving hilarious poo poo my man. Can't wait for more hilarious rear end bug reports of alpha software. Did you know that you can glitch through walls in the PRODUCTION version of the legend of zelda?

you're trying really hard so i'll acknowledge you. i'm so angry that you don't think star citizen is a piece of poo poo. so angry. like a nerd would get. or a dweeb. i punched a hole in my wall because of how wrong i think you are. by the way, this is the easiest thread on this forum to get a reaction out of and your failing at that.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
touch the poop sounds like a phrase a pedophile would use to make his horrendous abuse of a minor more palatable in his victim's childish brain. why are you loving retards using it en masse? where the gently caress did it start and what type of brain damage did so many of you sustain to think that it's an acceptable way for an adult to talk? jesus loving christ i come to this thread to laugh at broken people, which is already a private shame, and i'm forced to feel revulsion for the people on the right side of the fence. loving stop it.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Sancho posted:

Lmao source?

posting only in threads where saying 'touch the poop' would get you run out of the thread

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

AP posted:

You've obviously given this a lot of thought.

yeah pretty roundabout way to admit i'm a pedophile hey while your pondering these conceptual burns perhaps go back to chastising derek every time he posts which derek promptly ignores

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

AP posted:

I like Derek.

that's nice and hey keep your weird loving phrases i'm a visitor here i just thought i should let everyone know that you sound bizarre and not at all in a good way to anyone not prolifically posting in the games forum

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

TTerrible posted:

I'm assuming thats because touching the poop in MMA and UFC is generally frowned upon? There is a cultural divide here. We need a thread primer.

people poo poo themselves in the cage and it's the gayest sport imaginable but fans of the dumbest, gayest sport on the planet somehow manage to avoid using infantile analogies when someone would go to stomfront and find out what the white pride community things of the darky who just won the belt or whatever

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

MeLKoR posted:

Where have you been posting all this time? It's not like "don't touch the poop" is new, it's been used in the Freep thread for at least 7 years. Same in the Conservapedia and Bitcoin threads. We can't properly laugh at morons if the poop you're quoting is not from a moron but an undercover goon. Touching the poop ruins the immersion.

i know literally nothing about absolutely everything you just posted about. except for bitcoin existing. i'm sorry everyone for calling your phrase names.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Good, now wash your hands.

the irony was absolutely not lost on me and when i realised what was happening i became enlightened.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Laserpig posted:

Level of threat he poses to the success (or failure) of SC, on a scale of 0 - 10... 0.

Level of threat he poses to the physical well-being of me personally, on a scale of 0 - 10... 0, left right goodnight Dr. Smart, I wouldn't even need to take my watch off.

[video game enthusiast watches derek smart typing at a computer] time to give him the ol' one-two [goes to remove his casio watch] no... i can still type without maximum wrist flexion. and what if i need to know the date and time?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

i cannot wait to see the reaction when beer easily proves the authenticity of the emails and / or sandi admits to authoring them. this is great.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Codependent Poster posted:

I love that they refuse to believe Beer's e-mails are real.

same. by doing so they admit that the contents are insanely embarrassing for cig.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
question: anytime beer is mentioned in any reddit thread there's always a few guys who go 'hang on, he did good, thoughtful posting and was a valued member of the community, what's going on?', so who has taken up the mantle? is there any prominent community member posting good, thoughtful posts that the community likes?


also i cannot stop laughing at the palpable incredulity in the tone

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
under sa's brutal tutelage derek smart has somehow become more chill and more insane in all the right ways god bless

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

peter gabriel posted:

It's Derek, War And Peace is a pamphlet to that guy

lol

Google Butt posted:

It's hilarious to me that a 100m company has to sit in a boardroom and discuss how to handle "the goons". It's the best self own I've ever witnessed.

lol

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Google Butt posted:

It's hilarious to me that a 100m company has to sit in a boardroom and discuss how to handle "the goons". It's the best self own I've ever witnessed.

this might be the funniest thing in this thread

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Wow. That guy is so insanely mentally unwell

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
am i misremembering something or did karl aka matilda or whatever the gently caress have a long reddit history talking about his extremely bad mental issues including being in love with an aspect of his own personality to which he attributes female qualities. i wish i was making this up but i swear something along those lines was a thing.basically i'm all up for tormenting the dude but i'm at least partially sure he is extremely unwell in the brain

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
the audacity of bringing derek smart onto your podcast and not letting him finish

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i like how derek smart can guest appear on an unpaid podcast, rant and rave like a lunatic, and not only do i not disagree with him, i wholeheartedly support him

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

100% owns a katana

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i can't believe a real judge is going to hear a case about space ship internet pictures

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

AlmightyPants posted:

I've been following along for hundreds of pages but I still don't understand the wheelchair reference - a little help please?

derek threatened legal action against a severely retarded child who said mean things to derek

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
that is in no way a condemnation of derek. it's the very reason i continued to follow this loving train wreck.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lowtax posted:

I want a spaceship built entirely out of doors

there isn't enough gigabytes on your computer for that sort of poo poo. keep your expectations reasonable or gently caress off.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Ravane posted:

How did the Shitizens react to learning the David Jennison letter was real? Or did they just scream the emails were faked?

what is this letter?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

this thread is incredible. it's got a aerospace engineer with billion+ dollar thousand man development experience saying 'poo poo's hosed' and there is still handwaving with guys going 'oh that makes sense why you think that way this is experimental not hard science it's closer to directing a film that cr has experience in'.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Reddit's guide to dealing with criticism of Star Citizen:

Step 1) claim they know nothing about game development.

If for some reason they demonstrate a familiarity with game development, proceed to step 2.

Step 2) the person is a Derek Smart alt and can be completely ignored.

If you are speaking to a real person who is definitely not Derek Smart, proceed to step 3.

Step 3) slink away with as much dignity as your weight and autism allows.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
can someone repost the hitler video? i cannot find it for the life of me.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Karl can't hold his split personalities in check and couldn't organise a blowjob from a hooker without getting himself sectioned let alone getting an article published about Derek being mean to star citizen

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

alf_pogs posted:

someone in this thread mentioned that the SC alpha at the moment doesn't have any bug-reporting feature, automated or otherwise.

is this true? it seems (to my feeble, non-game-development brain) that without something like this, it's nearly impossible to determine common issues, let alone their causes. so i guess my question is, what exactly are CIG learning from this whole thing? how are they checking the game?

do you really need an itemised list of 'everything'? without hyperbole it would be quicker to have everyone report what they feel is completely finished and as designed.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

EightAce posted:

CIG has more money than everyone thinks and will definitely see out 2016. SQ42 will not come out in its promised form but you will be getting between 3 - 9 missions that are embarrassingly basic. The real showpiece will be the shockingly bad cut scene nonsense showing shiny A lister's reading Chris appalling script .
There is some sort of rally being held by the Fuehrer in LA next week and the final plans will be put into place as to how they will drip feed the news that most of what has been promised is now to be dropped or pushed back indefinitely. Those not in the Cult will have seen this happening these past couple of weeks as I said it would. The odd Whale will kick off and that will be that .

I hope to God you aren't making this up. 3-9 missions? Hahaha gently caress.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

EightAce posted:

and an Audit

I know a guy

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

SelenicMartian posted:

Why would two companies that have already had business with Chris want to see him again?

He made more money off of no game than most games make. If you can't see the appeal something is wrong.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Chalks posted:

You're always posting stuff like this but you never say how you know it so I have no idea whether you're just making poo poo up.

time will tell. as an alternative i suggest you look to information from the most open game development ever.

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