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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Shamelessly repostin for new thread:

Chris Roberts: I'm not a game developer. There's no "Roberts Space Industries" We don't have a game.

Dick Wulf: [looking at PC screen] But there it is...

Chris Roberts: The game is just jpgs.

Dick Wulf: But, I see many ships.

Chris Roberts: You've seen concepts that look like ships. Our flight model is... is Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. And our cargo system is... it's Bejeweled. It's an illusion. It's all fake. Just like me.

Dick Wulf:

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Maldoror posted:

List of top 20 reddit.com/r/starcitizen/ poster's names, phone numbers, and e-mail addresses:

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Please remove this because this is the type of poo poo that gets threads closed, tia.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


some reddit poster posted:


It's cute they think we're angry.
We just have the disposable income (read jobs) to spend it on poo poo that's entertaining.
You know, space ships, SA avatars, games that aren't F2P.

Imagine living in a world where you'd spend your own money, that you could use to buy a Whopper(tm) for yourself or a Supersoaker(tm) for your kid, in a contest with a stranger over the internet who you don't know over a videogame that doesn't exist.

not mad doe

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


KakerMix posted:

Just lmao they've gone so far from jumping the shark that they are literally paying Something Awful Dot Com money like it's a jpeg of a spaceship or something just lmao

It isn't an av it is an INVESTMENT in somethingawful.com

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Stop bashing this post please. We've all been that guy once in our life.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I have just discovered that reddit has gold, reddit gold, which we can give to their website.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


idgi

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Someone from reddit bought D_Smart an av and then someone else from reddit bought another one and overwrote it? Are they this stupid or is my sequence of events wrong.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


This is the part where Liu Bei left to attack Yuan Shu but D_Smart snuck in and captured the forum from him while he was gone.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Fish Fry Andy posted:

Opinions are split.




They have a thread about cats? How loving sad.

*has a thread about jailbait girls*

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


ONE GUY used the fact that we didn't have mental illness as an insult but consider that they don't have a collective hive-mind like we do, so it isn't fair to say that they all feel the same way.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Hi y'all, I've been a goon for a long time and am really impressed with what you've all done in this game forum. I post a lot and I think my skills would be of use. I also have a lot of free time and no life and really like videogames a lot. I don't have a job obviously as I am a goon but I hopefully can earn enough ingame currency reddit gold to be able to help the cause. I look forward to flying posting with you all. :)

-Decrepus

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The new D_smart av is good and I take back whatever i said bad about people buying them.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


You have to not care all along, like most people, not get clowned on and then say you don't care.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Amun Khonsu posted:

Contrary to what Dolvak stated earlier, he decided to interject himself in the drama again and delete my definition of "cult-sperg" on spreddit, heh. So, I have to immortalized it in a graphic.



Whoa did you know this applies to Star Citizen as well?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


spacetoaster posted:

Here's the CIG team reading out posts.



wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't would

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Why would you spent more than 100 dollars on something you can't even ejaculate to? lol

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Pogue Ma Hoon posted:


There's mine.

lol if your dog's head doesn't have 14 texture maps

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Oh yeah, everything I said earlier? I didn't mean it. So everything you said is wrong. :smuggo:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Guy I just invented a new fighter tactic where you fly behind the other guy and shoot him, it is called the Decrepus Maneuver.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


*spins chair around, bangs hand on armrest, and delivers contrived dialogue in a constipated voice*

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Lastgirl posted:

As a deaf person

As a deaf person can you imagine what a constipated person's voice would sound like or do you not have enough context? I mean this unironically.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I prefer Coke from a soda fountain but Pepsi from a soda bottle. Makes you think...

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


2DCAT posted:

I just noticed that one of the drinks is called a "Hairy Roberts"
How did this get past Sandi?

Are you kidding me.

This is a joke they can make so the person giving them $400 feels like they are a "friend" and "in on it."

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


When we talk about Bootcha as an investor does that mean that he put in more than the $15,000 admiral packages or w/e?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


He is clearly the young guy who makese 7 figures and remembers an old videogame fondly.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


"He couldn't find his own dick wouldn't it smell."

What a good insult typed by an intelligent and not angry hughmon.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


OK google is Star Citizen real

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Google Butt posted:

if the clock strikes midnight with no blog, derek has officially self owned

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


In light of recent events I would like to make a vote of no confidence in D_Smart and call for him to resign from the upper echelons of the goon hierarchy.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Someone cut the power to his house and destroyed his blog post while he was offline.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I can't believe anyone fell for that. It was done with such ham-handed lack of subtlety that you might think George Lucas ran this forum/

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



I just had an aneurysm and am ghost posting now.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Guys, I think stari citizen raised 90m dollars because of Sandi's good marketing and not the nostalgia and cult of personality that is C Roberts and Wang Coomander.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


MilesK posted:

Hello, I'm a stranger who came from Derek's blog.
I've been lurking for about a week. Just long enough to reach the intangible number of laughs I required to piss away $10.

Now Get Ready, because there's a story I've been too afraid to post in Derek's blog.

I have a feeing it's going to effect a large number of you people.

AND it will shake you to your core!



These are my cats:

They're about 7 years old and both survived a fire.


This is my cat Fonzie:

He kills rats, dreams of being "Ben Lesnick" fat, and has been trained to high-five on command and meow when you say "Ayyy!".
Notice the gray hair and yellow eyes.



Now for the shocking part!

Chris Roberts recruited my cat into his evil cult!!! almost a year before I'd ever heard of it!

Be careful out there everybody, you're cat could be next!
Keep them close.

More Coincidences:
1) I'm a German* auditor** who works with his dad!
* = Only in ancestry, Polish too
** = Not really, but it's a nice way to avoid explaining how stupid my job really is

2) The Escapist article makes Chirs Roberts sound just like a friend of mine (the only person I know who played a CR game [freelancer]), who after many years of trust, stole $200 worth of weed from me and ran off, never to be heard from again. So I know how the unknown thousands of people who haven't gotten refunds will feel.

If that isn't a good enough first post:

PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRPPP!

Join4cats

:frogout:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Accelerwraith? More like Accelergayth. :smuggo:

Ownage.wav

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Voted 5, go dodong wild!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Nalin posted:

My cat is getting old in her years.



Dogming

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Responding to D_Smart's blog took me 8 hours. Eight hours I could have spent on the game. I spend every waking hour working on the game. Such as in my video where I demonstrated coding by typing one line on the computer screen and the mumbling incoherently while moving my hands around as if trying to restrain a serpent.

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


This reminds me of the story of the baker who tried to sue the man for smelling his aromatic breads without paying, except with jpgs, and everyone in the story is retarded.

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