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Shamelessly repostin for new thread: Chris Roberts: I'm not a game developer. There's no "Roberts Space Industries" We don't have a game. Dick Wulf: [looking at PC screen] But there it is... Chris Roberts: The game is just jpgs. Dick Wulf: But, I see many ships. Chris Roberts: You've seen concepts that look like ships. Our flight model is... is Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. And our cargo system is... it's Bejeweled. It's an illusion. It's all fake. Just like me. Dick Wulf: 
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Maldoror posted:List of top 20 reddit.com/r/starcitizen/ poster's names, phone numbers, and e-mail addresses: Please remove this because this is the type of poo poo that gets threads closed, tia.
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Imagine living in a world where you'd spend your own money, that you could use to buy a Whopper(tm) for yourself or a Supersoaker(tm) for your kid, in a contest with a stranger over the internet who you don't know over a videogame that doesn't exist. not mad doe
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KakerMix posted:Just lmao they've gone so far from jumping the shark that they are literally paying Something Awful Dot Com money like it's a jpeg of a spaceship or something just lmao It isn't an av it is an INVESTMENT in somethingawful.com
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Oct 27, 2015 02:19
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Stop bashing this post please. We've all been that guy once in our life.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:24
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I have just discovered that reddit has gold, reddit gold, which we can give to their website.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:31
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Oct 27, 2015 02:42
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Someone from reddit bought D_Smart an av and then someone else from reddit bought another one and overwrote it? Are they this stupid or is my sequence of events wrong.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:55
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This is the part where Liu Bei left to attack Yuan Shu but D_Smart snuck in and captured the forum from him while he was gone.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:09
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Fish Fry Andy posted:Opinions are split. They have a thread about cats? How loving sad. *has a thread about jailbait girls*
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Oct 27, 2015 17:14
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ONE GUY used the fact that we didn't have mental illness as an insult but consider that they don't have a collective hive-mind like we do, so it isn't fair to say that they all feel the same way.
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Hi y'all, I've been a goon for a long time and am really impressed with what you've all done in this  -Decrepus
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Oct 28, 2015 02:28
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The new D_smart av is good and I take back whatever i said bad about people buying them.
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Oct 28, 2015 02:32
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You have to not care all along, like most people, not get clowned on and then say you don't care.
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Oct 28, 2015 13:37
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Amun Khonsu posted:Contrary to what Dolvak stated earlier, he decided to interject himself in the drama again and delete my definition of "cult-sperg" on spreddit, heh. So, I have to immortalized it in a graphic. Whoa did you know this applies to Star Citizen as well?
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Oct 28, 2015 13:44
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spacetoaster posted:Here's the CIG team reading out posts. wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't would
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Oct 28, 2015 22:07
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Why would you spent more than 100 dollars on something you can't even ejaculate to? lol
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Oct 29, 2015 13:39
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Pogue Ma Hoon posted:
lol if your dog's head doesn't have 14 texture maps
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Oct 31, 2015 00:10
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Oh yeah, everything I said earlier? I didn't mean it. So everything you said is wrong. 
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Oct 31, 2015 20:34
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Guy I just invented a new fighter tactic where you fly behind the other guy and shoot him, it is called the Decrepus Maneuver.
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Nov 1, 2015 00:47
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*spins chair around, bangs hand on armrest, and delivers contrived dialogue in a constipated voice*
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Lastgirl posted:As a deaf person As a deaf person can you imagine what a constipated person's voice would sound like or do you not have enough context? I mean this unironically.
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I prefer Coke from a soda fountain but Pepsi from a soda bottle. Makes you think...
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Nov 1, 2015 21:08
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2DCAT posted:I just noticed that one of the drinks is called a "Hairy Roberts" Are you kidding me. This is a joke they can make so the person giving them $400 feels like they are a "friend" and "in on it."
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Nov 2, 2015 18:58
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When we talk about Bootcha as an investor does that mean that he put in more than the $15,000 admiral packages or w/e?
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Nov 2, 2015 19:26
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He is clearly the young guy who makese 7 figures and remembers an old videogame fondly.
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Nov 2, 2015 20:24
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"He couldn't find his own dick wouldn't it smell." What a good insult typed by an intelligent and not angry hughmon.
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Nov 2, 2015 22:14
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OK google is Star Citizen real
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Nov 3, 2015 16:25
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Google Butt posted:if the clock strikes midnight with no blog, derek has officially self owned
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Nov 3, 2015 23:46
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In light of recent events I would like to make a vote of no confidence in D_Smart and call for him to resign from the upper echelons of the goon hierarchy.
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Nov 4, 2015 05:44
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Someone cut the power to his house and destroyed his blog post while he was offline.
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Nov 4, 2015 06:14
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I can't believe anyone fell for that. It was done with such ham-handed lack of subtlety that you might think George Lucas ran this forum/
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Nov 4, 2015 19:23
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I just had an aneurysm and am ghost posting now.
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Nov 4, 2015 23:31
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Guys, I think stari citizen raised 90m dollars because of Sandi's good marketing and not the nostalgia and cult of personality that is C Roberts and Wang Coomander.
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Nov 4, 2015 23:38
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MilesK posted:Hello, I'm a stranger who came from Derek's blog. Join4cats 
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Nov 5, 2015 02:12
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Accelerwraith? More like Accelergayth. Ownage.wav
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Nov 5, 2015 11:56
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Voted 5, go dodong wild!
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Nov 5, 2015 23:03
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Nalin posted:My cat is getting old in her years. Dogming
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Nov 6, 2015 00:34
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Responding to D_Smart's blog took me 8 hours. Eight hours I could have spent on the game. I spend every waking hour working on the game. Such as in my video where I demonstrated coding by typing one line on the computer screen and the mumbling incoherently while moving my hands around as if trying to restrain a serpent.
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This reminds me of the story of the baker who tried to sue the man for smelling his aromatic breads without paying, except with jpgs, and everyone in the story is retarded.
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