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joats posted:I gotta be honest, I don't know what is going on anymore. Who is winning? I am at least.
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Vire posted:This image is from jan 2015 I believe their plan is to continue to slide backwards, until they hit negative development and eventually overflow to a completed game.
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Beet Wagon posted:I don't think that black ship has any other pictures or models of it. I know they made a model of the super old concept art of that thing, but I don't remember it actually having any details or anything in terms of texture. Based on what they showed, we can safely discount option three.
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G0RF posted:For us, surely. I expect there will be a fresh crop of videos of poo poo clipping through other things and/or exploding in comedic fashion.
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SquirrelGrip posted:are we at peak stupid yet Somehow, no. No we arent.
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A Stupid Baby posted:Someone explain what the "parp" sound is. This is vital. I know it's gary oldman but where specifically does the "parp" noise come from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVw5mnRI8Zw
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Maldoror posted:Why is everyone biting Karl_Ramseier's obvious troll bait? Because watching a train crash and then explode is exiting. So many of these cultists have somehow pulled off being more repugnant than the average goon which is very impressive.
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hungry_bear_grr posted:I get the feeling that a lot of redditors are really investing their ego into this and take someone making fun of something they love as a personal threat. Also they post on a place where anyone who criticizes them gets downvoted so it makes them more sure that they're "right." As opposed to SA where everyone shits on everyone so you either learn to deal with it or leave. I highly recommend getting poo poo on/making GBS threads on everyone. It's good. Just poo poopost
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MeLKoR posted:
Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector?
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Chalks posted:Holy poo poo they can't even print things without loving it up - what did they do? Build a new loving office complex to house their own printing machines and some how still gently caress it up that they can't cope with printing a few thousand copies of something? How many hundred thousand of what are basically laminated business cards would they have to loving order to overwhelm a printing facility? gently caress off that's too dumb. When you are preaching to the whale pond why not go with what works? Create an artificial sense of scarcity and watch the  roll in.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:...where they will rust due to lovely paintjobs A patina of rust adds to the authentic Star Citizen feel!
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"ZenMaster" posted:Reddit gets some money back, still hates us. When it dies there will be no money to give back.
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Happy Sisyphus posted:how will i explain this to my dinner guests Easy. You don't ever have any.
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Trapezium Dave posted:We will never find out what goes in a Hairy Roberts. You put in whatever you want and it tastes however you imagine it will.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:oh wait it's already happened When does this implode I wonder? Can't be long now. The concept art looks like it's about to self harm.
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MeLKoR posted:Suggested? Does that mean you can change the value? I'm sure they will let you increase it if you ask nicely.
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XK posted:A state's Attorney General is the top lawyer for the state, is legal representative of all the state's citizens collectively, and is appointed by the Governor. Pretty sure he just leads the lawyers to war.
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Tippis posted:It's what they tried to print on them, but they picked a pretty poor word to convey the meaning so it came out more as “loyal until we quit/stop/cease”. Loyalty until they quit and abscond with the rest of the money sounds pretty accurate.
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This is why I follow this thread. I died.
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Sarsapariller posted:https://www.corporationwiki.com/California/West-Hollywood/ortwin-freyermuth/42012817.aspx So how did you meet your wife? 
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hakimashou posted:Plus, is there really anything wrong with being videotaped being tickled by somone? It's not a crime, it's not indecency, it's not an indictment of her character or fitness, it's just weird and funny. I don't think anyone cares about the actual tickling but it fleshes out where this team of bungling scammers comes from in hilarious fashion. Chris, the washed up game developer/director/car salesman who met his wife through a tickle fetish production company. Sandi, one of the multitude of migrants who wash up on the shores of LA to try and make it big, only to end up marrying some has-been autist after making a few commercials and working as a softcore pornstar. Ortwin, the hack lawyer/porn producer with shady business connections. Then they all team up to fleece nerds out of over one hundred million dollars while displaying such staggering incompetence that you can only laugh. This really should be a movie after it all burns down.
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Nicholas posted:tbh, it would be extremely tactless for any journalist to report on this. Remember we are dealing with game "journalists" here.
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Charles Get-Out posted:Where is this happening? Havent seen this and I've been following this since the first gifs dropped in the thread He's complaining about discord chat in thread which is p dumb. Probably complain about discord chat in discord chat.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Are we CIG now where the things we say in one color are as thread posters, but another color is a discord user? It's the same people posting here about it, just with extra content not explicitly listed here. Don't be dense. Well I don't go into the discord chat so instead of what you said it's more of a "I don't give a gently caress about what happened somewhere else what are you even whining about it here for?"
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Because I said the discussion was creepy? Since all the people posting here about it was creepy enough but there is a whole other creepy section you don't know about? Very well sir knight.
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Jst0rm posted:just tell me sandi's rear end in a top hat is bubbling cum from 3 guys. It will just be a 2000 word blog post with the exact same info as what unearthed by the tickle fetish goon browsing pornhub probably. Probably 90/10 or more against bubbling cum.
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STIMSIS posted:Why is it that everything that Sandi and Chris and Ben and Batgirl do everyone laughs at and seems to enjoy, but the content posted by your site founder nobody is laughing at now. Nobody plays the video game of the subform leader, but loves to hate the game that Derek hates he can't be known for. Actually most of us probably don't give a gently caress because Lowtax's life is a well documented rolling car fire. You however are aggressively unfunny which is a far greater crime.
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Daztek posted:https://twitter.com/PurePlayStation/status/764153325596110848 It really is a nice meltdown.
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/adlist.php Very good.
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Happy Sisyphus posted:what do we do in this thread anymore? Same thing we always do, point and laugh while marveling at a beautiful dumpster fire.
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Nation posted:All they have delivered are marketing videos and the disaster tech demo that doesn't work, you cannot play, try shooting a dude, ok good, it's not a game. They do the same thing every time with some prescripted footage and people fall for it. every. single. time. I'm in the wrong business!
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Main menu and loading screens will run at 60fps, as will the star citizen has crashed windows dialogue box. Promise delivered.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:https://twitter.com/Tegrimo/status/770251822111924224 To be fair it's at least half their fault for running without some kind of qos/shaping. Launcher is still retarded.
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Beet Wagon posted:HAHAHAHA HUGE MEGABRAND KOTAKU MUST JUST HAVE A REAL AMATEUR NETWORK SETUP They probably do and it's because star citizen is uniquely retarded. It was essentially functioning as a denial of service attack from inside their network.
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Offkorn posted:Unless I'm misunderstanding you, the article mentions they do have shaping of some form (bolding mine): You can and should make it so a single client can't open infinite connections or eat more than a small slice of your total bandwidth. It should have been detected as an attack and killed since that's what it basically was.
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ripptide posted:And it's proc gen because....? You'd get the same look from a model or a skybox. Because dreams.
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