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WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Point of medical fact: Duchenne's, ALS, and Becker's have a natural history that precludes a normal average lifespan. For those that want to adjust their denominators.

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WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


kordansk posted:

You have no idea what he has. It easily could have been from trauma, and he will live an entirely long life. It could have been some sort of congenital condition with the development of his cord in the lumbrosacral plexus. Who knows why he is in a wheel chair.

I don't think you understand; I was not prognosticating on any particular case, simply supplying a medical fact for the edification of all

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Sloppy Milkshake posted:

i don't understand how someone can need attention that badly

Outside of Reddit, where can pedophiles find social interaction?

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Remember when we had hell bans?

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


CoreFire posted:

an incredible waste of resources.

I don't know anything about you other than you're so mad about video games you're paying real money to ~true believer~ as hard as you can to convert rational people to your cult, but I think you've stumbled on a great tagline for the next iteration of this thread so thank you.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Iglocska posted:

Poor Rommel88mm, he is just a well adjusted player wanting to have some fun.

A guy that's probably a real life nazi is named after a historical nazi that repeatedly lost to Monty's drunkards and conscripts loses to the superior ramming tactics of his enemy. This is great on every level.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


A Neurotic Jew posted:

scams are interesting to read about, and this one happens to have a huge public face.

Hey now, it's not Ben's fault that his face is huge.

Oh, wait, no, it is.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Wafflz posted:

I am going to consume 2 lesnicks of popcorn on the day this game fails.

Your ability to do this without dying relates directly to whether you're using this unit for mass or volume.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Look at all these people with horrible palates that unironically side with a guy that wears fedoras.

That's right, all of you pineapple haters are the same as a man that wears fedoras.

Good thing SSRIs are cheap, you might be able to salvage yourselves :colbert:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Bootcha posted:

There is something fishy in Sandi-land.

Dude, no reason to bring her vagina into this

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Octopode posted:

Every time I check on the thread lately, it's nothing but Sandi-chat. You really need better hobbies, Derek.

Funny, every time I check this thread there are pedophileReddit meltdowns, gifs galore, a train wreck in slow motion, and you being the poo poo posting embodiment of the cultists.

Is there a window through which I can view your alternate reality in order to see if it's possible to sympathize?

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


2DCAT posted:

The greatest trick croberts ever pulled was convincing the world that star marine already existed.

Someone should really make an elaborate gif of that scene with the detective figuring things out from The Usual Suspects only put promised features in place of all the names.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Ash1138 posted:

:eyepop:
A line saying that Ben is a "big fat guy, I mean like orca fat" just sort of writes itself.

Also, "Convince me, Chris. Tell me everything I wanna know."

I don't know if the bottom of the coffee cup should say "Star Citizen" or "DREAMS"

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Dapper Dan posted:

No, they acquired the license. MWO is different from Battletech Kickstarter.

EDIT:


I didn't know that, that is pretty cool

It's amazing that finally the only good thing about MWO (the art) will end up in a game that's most likely going to actually be fun :allears:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Thronde posted:

It's a crazy time we live in. Up is down and blue is a number. But it's true. MWO is actually fun and good. Except the new map. gently caress the new map.

Stockholm syndrome is a hell of a thing

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Stanko-Prussian posted:

a good inexpensive bourbon i discovered while i was in the usa last is elmer t. lee single barrel. check it out.

Buffalo Trace (the distillery and also the name of their cheapest offering) is really, really good. These are the people that make George T. Stagg and Pappy, both of which are worth being on the waiting list for.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Colostomy Bag posted:

No idea if cargo or mining is next.

Good grief.

I for one applaud CIG for having the vision to implement cargo mining; all the thrill of piracy, none of the risk of being exposed to other players or danger to your own ship :colbert:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


hakimashou posted:

lol in that mocap video chris roberts says he's going to publish the vandal language and people can learn how to speak it

pffffffffffffffffft

(Every word is the sound of farts :ssh:)

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Variable 5 posted:

Are you talking about the one I posted? I want to say that that was his response to a woman here getting harassed and bullied when she wanted to start a girl-gamer group on their forums. Dude banned her, then started a mass FLJK ban when a bunch of us protested. He basically said it was because she might have been trolling and that she was getting more and more upset when she reported the harassment.

On that day I made my only post on CIG forums and was banned within seconds, truly a great day

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


hakimashou posted:

someone in gibbis found these, I hadnt seen them before

I wonder what would happen if the Ben Twitter bots sent those to the Reverend Jackson :allears:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Tullius posted:

Use mallet on balls

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009



Guys, I'm excited that they are going to lazily release whatever they have done at the end of the year so they can reduce the chance of getting sued for not delivering a product - Reddit

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


imperialparadox posted:

The "I don't care how long it takes for the game to come out, it will be perfect when it launches in twenty years" thing still amazes me.

Clearly you have lovely plans for when you're retired and the game finally exists :colbert:

Besides, once the dementia really kicks in you might believe you're actually playing the game two weeks after it was announced, that it's good, delivered on everything promised, and that Chris truly is a visionary. Meanwhile the nurses will wonder why you're making space ship sounds and repeatedly pressing E on any keyboard you can find.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Maybe try not responding.

:allears:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


D_Smart posted:

Good morning /r/DS

Have a nice day.



Yeah but how about this time you actually sue somebody because you got us all fired up for Leonard J Crabs v Derek Smart then became a mod of a subforum instead :colbert:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


D_Smart posted:

I'm guessing you haven't been keeping score. That's on you. PACER is your friend.

I'm not saying you haven't sued people, I'm saying you came here to threaten to sue and became a mod instead and from this the only logical assumption is you're playing the same con on Reddit.

Unless you man up and pull the trigger :allears:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Jon Do posted:

troll effort level D-

use better bait

I just want the man to actually do something entertaining and burn a corner of Reddit to the ground, clearly he needs the encouragement

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Meridian posted:

Will X: Rebirth end up being better than SQ42?

Well, it exists and apparently has the ability for players to print money by crawling in ducts, so I think it already is?

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009



It's strange to me that you guys think this matters because :pgi: did this exact same thing with No Shill No Paycheck and the same people that consume said content are the same people that go to Reddit on purpose as a primary source of information. They will spin it as a positive because who cares if the information is unbiased or accurate, it's straight from the source and you should feel privileged to have access to it.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


ManofManyAliases posted:

You guys obviously don't understand anything about tag development.

Hi, just came by to say this thread always moves too quickly anyhow but every time I've come across a post from you it has come across as part of some magnum opus of stupid that has no relation to anything else in the thread.

I guess what I'm saying is you probably should just stop posting.

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Someone call up Matt Stone and Trey Parker and see if they'll do a Star Citizen South Park tia~~~~~

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


ManofManyAliases posted:

Back up for a second and quit your insulting (adding that poo poo tripe won't make me go away).

How is CIG hurting anybody? People need to learn self-control and self-management. If you don't have money to spend, don't spend it. Don't buy loving internet spaceships - they are digital entities with practically no real-world, tangible value.

Plus, are you so loving altruistic that you stand outside of casinos, urging people not to go in to gamble? Or how about those that buy into PCH? Please - get the gently caress off with that nonsense. It's my turn to say that a post is boring.

You have made a good point and now I believe what we should do is stop any attempt at legal interference with cigarette companies as well because so what if they cause cancer and collateral damage even to people not purchasing cigarettes themselves, people really should learn self-control and self-management

:allears:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


ManofManyAliases posted:

That is EXACTLY what I think. But, time will judge right?

I see reading comprehension is your strong point

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Sankis posted:

CIG is so stupid that they're calling their 100th episode(s) of their lovely fake TV show a centennial. A centennial is a 100th anniversary you shitbirds.

This bothers me way more than it should.

They call Star Citizen a game, why does it surprise you that they use words I'm inappropriate ways?

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Marching Powder posted:

also guys, free of charge advice here. want to be really loving cool? instead of thinking of things to say, post pictures or gifs that speak for you. a picture is worth a thousand words, and you can own a guy on the internet while simultaneously letting everyone know you've boasted to your autistic friends that you could go AN ENTIRE DAY using only simpsons lines, and that you can perform the monty python classic 'upper class twit' sketch with unbelievable accuracy. not that you'd ever perform anything for anyone, but you're fairly certain you could if you needed to bargain your way into a community during the zombie apocalypse

I love coming back from a DDoS to a brand new meltdown, this really is the thread that keeps on giving :allears:

WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


Decrepus posted:

The Top 10 Broken Promises vid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ytCxJk-Z7g) was already posted here by someone else but I just wanted to relink it so you could all see that Star Citizens are still watching it and getting mad in the comments lol.

e: "Listening to Derek Dumb isn't smart." :laffo:

Has anyone posted in the comments that the shitizens are right that SC shouldn't be on the list


Primarily because it's not a game

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WebDO
Sep 25, 2009


peter gabriel posted:

~~##*** An Open Letter To Lazrin ***##~~

Hello Lazrin, I never see you talking about the gameplay elements of Star Citizen, yet you complain that no one wants to talk.
Let us concentrate now for a while on what you like about Star Citizen, the game. Let's not get bogged down in derekchat for a while, come Lazrin, let's chill and discuss your favourite parts of Star Citizen.

Lots of love

The thing is that one of those topics is about a real thing that exists in this physical universe, whereas the other...

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