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Io_ posted:What the balls is a lazer razor A kickstarter scam
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 14:30 |
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2025 09:30 |
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Madcosby posted:No Man's Sky looks boring as gently caress Any time you see the words "Procedurally generated" you can just mentally sub in "Boring and really loving generic" and be completely right 99.99% of the time. (I'm not actually certain of a procedurally generated system that results in cool and interesting stuff but I'm sure at least one must be out there somewhere).
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 15:38 |
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MeLKoR posted:Wasn't this how they made the dungeons in Diablo? At long as there's a story tying everything up and giving you some (optional) goal it doesn't have to suck. poo poo, even Minecraft is fun to explore for a good while. Diablo rifts/dungeons are a random combination of pre-designed pieces so that they fit together in different ways. And yea, hyperbole aside, so long as there's something else to actually be the focus of the game it's probably OK, but invariably the stuff that actually hypes of procedurally generated XYZ is using that in place of actual content, and not as a background/suplement to it.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 15:48 |
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SneakyFrog posted:Names and loot drops can be randomized pretty funishly. Also Diablo's random loot name pool often produces amazingly funny results.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 15:49 |
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Furism posted:I started the launcher and saw there's a new version out. Also saw that you can buy some special guns with UEC spacebux or REC points. Do I want to buy these guns for my Hornet or are they poo poo? And what's the difference with UEC and REC? uec is the currency you buy with real money right now. REC is what you get from playing the game.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 16:17 |
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AP posted:Yeah, he was a major part of helping them with the cryengine and was on The Last Great Starship (just like Firefly cancelled after one series) Wandering Samurai also did MW:LL, aka the best Crysis mod of all time and the Mechwarrior game we should have gotten with combined arms instead of MW:O.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 16:57 |
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Eonwe posted:okay that makes sense "Developer" is a pretty broad term that doesn't have much meaning beyond "Works on a game in some capacity." Star Citizen's most obvious faults are all in the game director and designer's department: Every dumbass thing like drink mixing minigames, the whole choice about maximum immersion at all times over "fun", poor balance in AC, etc. Technical achievements have all been pretty impressive, even though some of them are of the "Well holy poo poo that was a lot of work instead of just doing X, but it's pretty impressive that you got Y to work" variety. Others like the damage modeling on ships is cool as hell.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 18:20 |
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CrazyLoon posted:All team positions are junior to the almighty Christ Roberts! He can make or unmake The Verse with his very word, from a pre-pre-pre-pre-Alpha, to just Alpha....and back again. You joke, but with how much obvious micro managing goes on... they really are
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 18:28 |
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Karl_Ramseier posted:I really don't care. If there is any evidence then he should go to the police or his lawyer and stop posting stupid blogs about how he will destroy everything and then just do nothing at all. Until now, there is no legal action besides this stupid non signed letters of his backyard attorneys. Shut up and stop posting you're 100 times less entertaining than Seraph84, noted bitcoin millionaire and lover of underage children.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 19:49 |
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Eonwe posted:i always like when you can see someone has properly grilled a tortilla instead of like microwaving or baking it What kind of loving philistine microwaves a tortilla instead of cast iron-ing it.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 23:11 |
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EminusSleepus posted:there is something similar to all of these pictures I like the succession of steadily growing lesnicks next to the steadily vanishing co-hosts.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 00:46 |
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time to see if my bottom of the barrel tier hosting holds up to rabid SC thread F5ing.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 00:49 |
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Lord Psychodin posted:Okay, this has gotten really funny, but you can morons stop it with the whole premium account poo poo? Seriously, to any pubbie readers, all their spoiler tags have nothing but mocking you under them and you don't need plat to see poo poo cept get PMs and other minor stuff like being able to report posts. You can check what having premium account gets you, let alone an account with google. Someone's jealous they don't have a premium account.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 00:52 |
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Kakarot posted:
I like how you put all these on a host in loving New Zealand so it takes 8 years to load.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 00:54 |
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Lord Psychodin posted:I love reading this thread as much as anyone else, but this? This is just dumb. Seriously, they're already wasted a ton of money on one dumb thing to the tune of millions upon millions of dollars. I'll help spare them from goon shitposting to the tune of $20.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 00:57 |
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Jegan Ace posted:Just wanted you guys to know that you can pledge for Derek Smart's game once you get a refund from CIG. I don't get it there's nothing over 60$
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 03:33 |
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This one is exceptional.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 18:19 |
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Michaellaneous posted:
US taxpayer dollars literally paying me to F5 this thread all day.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 20:48 |
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Shala posted:Hey RSI archive this! rofl the loving sickest of burns
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 20:58 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:
There are Belgians in the mid-high 20s. Many of them don't even taste like it at all!
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 23:09 |
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:the best part is that some true believer, i think octopode, was saying that they were working on some streamlining tech so they could pump out ships super fast That was pipeline re-work number 2, little did we all know that Chris would drive ever onwards, moving to reworks number 3, 4, and 5, and 6!
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 00:57 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:How much money is this 500 ish I think.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 01:15 |
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Sillybones posted:On this, what are examples of engines that do 64-bit for everything and are performant? I can't imagine aiming for current gen fidelity while pushing all that extra data around. Nothing/no one does 64bit for "everything" because you don't need it for everything.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 02:17 |
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Guys, what if the kid is just bait to lure Seraph back for another round of laughs???? Since we know 14 year olds are like his catnip
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 15:05 |
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Bootcha: e: Also because the old video owns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_NN8XWrHn8 Gwaihir fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Oct 29, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:10 |
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Good Dumplings posted:God, I'm so glad this went up in flames. All the propaganda was so insufferable, had that "ha ha I'm being funny" tone to it. Thanks for being a complete and total fun sponge, jeeze.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:41 |
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Lastgirl posted:i revisited some of the first few pages and already like more than half of the images are taken down Here have this instead
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:48 |
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Incombibulator posted:Not really. I don't get it, where is Oldman face
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 03:57 |
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ether posted:I might have discovered the pre-pre-pre-pre alpha of squadron 42's final level. Holy gently caress star citizen finally came out!!!!!!
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 21:08 |
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Going to be funny when whatever idiot reddior keeps running his report bot.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 23:01 |
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That's an impressive imagination.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 01:54 |
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 03:43 |
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D_Smart posted:So the ilovecreamsoda saga continues. This was the SidAlpha video in question That sure was a long winded way to try and whine about NOT COMPROMISING MY PRINCIPALS/STANDING UP TO THE MAN only to immediately redact the video anyhow.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 14:46 |
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SneakyFrog posted:the OSHA thread is pretty good for training your dont loving click muscles as well. I'm physically incapable of not clicking any link someone sends me but that might finally cure my habit.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 17:06 |
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Agrajag posted:no no no WE are the echo chamber, don't you get it? Well, I mean, we are.... It's just that our echo chamber has been shown to be correct so far and theirs hasn't.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 17:32 |
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ROFL Ben dressed up as a loving Gorn and Lando is.. Mark Skelton?
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 18:31 |
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Unfunny Poster posted:I think so. I remember Goonrathi Goons getting Cowcasters avatar changed and someone mentioning in the SC thread at the time it was idiotic because she could just get it changed for free. This keeps getting brought up but it never happened. The infamous OFFSITE AVATAR FUND was buying avatars for people like Karl_Ramscheiss or w/e his name is, because goons were getting probated for trolling idiots like him out of the thread and it was super loving obnoxious because the thread in those days attracted hordes of them.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 19:14 |
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Eonwe posted:did i ever get part of the fund used on me No this was in like, 2013 or some poo poo. Ancient history.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 19:20 |
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AP posted:They'll change that now you've said that, so you've actually created a couple of mid level jobs in Austin, which is pretty amazing to watch happen, just like that. Hahahah, this is funny because it's likely to actually happen and be true. Derek Smart, the job creator we deserve.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 19:21 |
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2025 09:30 |
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de_dust posted:What does Christ Roberts even do? Does he program or anything, or is he an ideas guy. He looks at a finished ship then sends it back to get totally re-done for the 8th time. The he congratulates himself on his high standards and dedication to total immersion.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 20:11 |