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Nov 2, 2015 21:36
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2.0 is definitely coming out soon. Although it's probably short for pre-alpha tech-demo build 0.2.0
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Nov 2, 2015 23:38
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Wafflz posted:
If I ever saw any part of this in a mirror I would immediately kill myself after setting everything I own on fire.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:25
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:As if the dude is self-sufficient and capable of living on his own. Good point. I wonder when his parent (they've obviously divorced over this) that he's living with will drink them self into a coma.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:28
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Son of Rodney posted:Ok I think I understood as much as I care to about star citizen, in that it's a severely unfinished game that will never be as advertised etc. Can someone explain why people seem to buy not-existent ships for insane amounts of money? What is the benefit, why are they an investment (are they??) and why would you EVER spend 600 dollars on a video game ship. Their lives are pathetic and lacking, and the only reason they have to live is so that they can be in command of a space fleet/be a space pirate/be a space farmer or whatever. Star Citizen coming out is the only way that can happen, and they need to spend non-stop coin so that their ships are better than the rest of the rabble in game.
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Nov 4, 2015 23:03
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Drive around in the buggy listening to sick tunes?
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Nov 5, 2015 00:01
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Dark Off posted:also i love that art and design have their offices. but there's no offices for programmers Well the artists are the only ones that have released anything.
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Nov 5, 2015 22:30
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The Saddest Robot posted:I really would like to know how much Chris Roberts and Sandi Gardiner are paying themselves. Salaries, benefits, all of it. I want to know how many different salaries Sandi's getting from each of her job titles.
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Nov 6, 2015 20:50
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The truth is they just couldn't get the reticle to stay still.
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Nov 20, 2015 19:59
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Not allowing store credit seems really hosed up.
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Nov 24, 2015 20:48
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Immersive death, immersive rape, immersive sitting down? The game needs immersive eating and bathroom minigames.
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Nov 24, 2015 23:07
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spacetoaster posted:And i can't screen cap. Just pastes a black screen. Well they got half of rendering space correct. Now for the other half.
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Dec 15, 2015 18:35
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Wafflz posted:another 30k furry, they should get together with wesha and have a litter they are litter. They should be thrown in the trash.
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Dec 15, 2015 20:14
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I love the people that are excited for this game. Way earlier someone had a quoted post where the shitizen wanted cargo to be a manually loaded thing, that required player intervention. In his mind, did he expect to have some wage slaves load his ship for him, while he hosed off to the concierge bar to mingle with other captains of sc industry? Meanwhile the plebs were running around the cargo bay looking through their shipping manifests to make sure each bay is getting loaded properly? Is their greatest gaming aspirating to just be middle management in some lovely space org? Do they want to abandon their lovely call centre job and become a trucker in real life?
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Jan 14, 2016 23:35
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Sarsapariller posted:Clearly you don't know anything about games development. That is the actual projected plan for cargo: I love it! It's a simulator of my part-time highschool job. Can't wait to do that for hours a day before I can buckle into my ship and
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Jan 14, 2016 23:42
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I wonder if it disappeared for a few seconds before it broke.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:34
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Khanstant posted:Oh come on, who the gently caress wants to be on a spaceship with two dozen people? Who is even going to get that many people together to agree to man the windshield wipers for an hour? In their fantasy world the only people with space ships will be the people who bought in early. All the other plebs are going to have to work for them at slave wages for 100s if not 1000s of hours before they can afford a ship of their own. Since this will be the best drat space sim ever, and the last game anyone will ever want to play, the corporate elite of star citizen will have no shortage of workers to man their windshield wipers.
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Jan 22, 2016 17:46
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Has crobberts ever said that the game was going to be MMO in scale? Like does his plan actually have servers with hundreds or thousands of players interacting at the same time. I was under the impression it was always supposed to be smaller in scale, with maybe dozens (stretched out over the hundred systems or whatever). Which makes the whole escape from reality, box stacking simulator even funnier.
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Jan 22, 2016 18:37
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fuzzknot posted:I don't like the way the thread is going. gently caress it; I'm posting a knitting pattern. I don't know what any of those words or diagrams mean but I like the hat.
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Feb 3, 2016 22:00
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Feb 3, 2016 22:11
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Booblord Zagats posted:If I had Sandy's job I would just use every power I had to make sure CIG hired DMX as their public face and the guy playing the Stimperor in Squadron 42 Is the Stimperor an actual thing or just some fucko's disturbing fetish?
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Feb 3, 2016 23:52
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The ship showroom makes enough sense. So many of the whales are in the game as some sort of life replacement, so they can fulfil their life-long trucker dreams or whatever the gently caress. It's not a game, it's an escape. Then they see bigshots getting the presidential treatment all over the media, in this is the closest they'll ever get to that. It's finally their turn to be the high roller, getting the red carpet and champagne in a meticulous show room. They don't even really need the game to come out, as that would obviously shatter whatever fantasy they have. But here, for the few brief minutes before the game crashes, they can be important and the well respected big shot with all eyes on them, to a bunch of poorly animated NPCs that are clipping through the floor.
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Feb 4, 2016 22:15
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Scruffpuff posted:Cooking food with your FPS weapons in Star Citizen confirmed. Probably unintentional, and you still won't get a crosshair.
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Feb 5, 2016 17:21
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Phi230 posted:Either Crobberts really hasn't seen a video game in the last 15 years yep Phi230 posted:or they're just stupid. yep
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Feb 5, 2016 22:19
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I wish I would have stayed up later last night to buy and start the XCom 2 download. Now I need to do that when I get home, wasting precious gaming time. That's my Star Citizen story.
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Feb 5, 2016 22:54
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Colostomy Bag posted:What's the download size? 30GB? Something like that. Still smaller than a Star Citizen patch.
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Feb 5, 2016 23:06
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Are all these shows just to pad Sandi's resume, and Ben's in them because he's on payroll with nothing better to do?
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Feb 5, 2016 23:29
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The functionality of the slider has been built into the other mechanics of the PU. The slider was just a stand-alone testbed for its effects and never intended to see release on its own.
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Feb 11, 2016 23:54
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do they remove the fish's bones too?
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Feb 18, 2016 22:13
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I just realised you can click on the <Message Deleted> and it will show you the original message. Chat's much funnier now.
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Feb 26, 2016 20:08
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I wouldn't want to get put on a watch list just to troll cig's twitch chat anyways.
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Feb 26, 2016 21:05
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Ravane posted:I'm sure christ roberts didn't manually replace smart. At least I hope he wasn't dumb enough to do that and instead just ctrl+g smart and replace with intelligent. he'd probably replace smart with roberts
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Mar 2, 2016 19:00
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I only ever watch a few parts now and then, and mostly for the chat trolling, but I've never seen Money do anything. Is he just there to prove Sandi isn't racist? Same with Ben's wife. Is she just there to make Sandi look better in comparison? She just looks so sad and bored sitting in the back all the time. e: and now Ben's playing with his phone.
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Mar 4, 2016 20:25
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Atreiden posted:
I'm going to be a bootlegger in SC. I'll be a baron of black market movie repros, fuelling sperg airline movie needs for a tidy sum.
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Mar 10, 2016 21:50
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It's comforting to know that no matter how badly I gently caress up in life, I'm not a brony/furry/lovely weapon collector/star trek cosplayer/pleasure-bot enthusiast/star citizen.
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Mar 14, 2016 18:57
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DigitalMocking posted:I just realized I have my entire office packed up in those exact crates. The crates look like they're a pretty good storage container when they're not filled with robo-vagina. They're probably the only one of this guy's good decisions.
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Mar 15, 2016 19:57
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SelenicMartian posted:When you run Sandi at half speed her blinking is almost human That grin and lower jaw almost looks like some Moon over June poo poo. Don't google that if you don't know it.
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Mar 17, 2016 21:08
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AP posted:I think he's on the other side of this bulkhead, I can see his arm sticking through. Well then walk through the wall and kill him.
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Variable 5 posted:Lesnick certainly does! I imagine Lesnick has a solid exterior, gas core.
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