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Last I looked at an SC thread it was full of air horns and CR raised 50m. The gently caress did you guys do?
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Lowtax posted:Why bother Because Chris taught us to be this way  
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Decrepus posted:I'm really surprised they have instances which allow this many players in them at once tbh. I think your statement works just the same for SC though
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Jan 4, 2016 02:13
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Shots fired off the pedo bow!
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Jan 5, 2016 05:52
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*tips space fedora* Hello, where can I purchase my space rape barns on this site please? Thanks much.
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Jan 5, 2016 20:15
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Lowtax posted:Also you will be repeatedly raped in the Space Rape Barn. What does a Space Rape Barn look like? I would pay good space bux to have one of my own
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Jan 5, 2016 22:41
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TTerrible posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/rsi-constellation/Constellation-Phoenix Not good enough. Being the best space raper in the whole galaxy, only I have the foresight to design the most luxurious space rape barns for myself. But after making it, I feel the need to share with other people. For the low low price of 25,000 USD you can have the baseline Space Rape Barn, model Rapeier:  As you can see it is already in space, and is move in ready for all of your space rape needs. However, you may feel like it's rather unprotected out in the wide world or galaxy or whatever the gently caress, so if you are super paranoid of being raped yourself you can get the upgraded Rapier-ART model, with artifact shielding applied:  You can have that one for 40,000 USD. PM me for details and god bless you all.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:10
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Lowtax posted:Can I park my Space Rickshaw and Space Newsvan in it comfortably? Why yes sir, for an additional 5000 USD you can upgrade to remove the barn clutter from within to keep your other space vehicles nice and cozy.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:33
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Lowtax posted:Okay but I need around $100,000,000 to really make the forums represent my DREAMS! Then you, as owner/proprietor of the SOMETHINGAWFUL website really should start making up spaceships, newsvans and rickshaws and making the images available on the SOMETHINGAWFUL website for purchase at respectable but expensive prices.
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Jan 6, 2016 00:50
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and I think it's gonna be a long long time till Shart Citizens ever get to find Chris and Sandi robs them of everything they own oh no no no, I am Derek Smart (Derek Smart) Burning up space rapists here alone....
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Eonwe posted:my wife and I are both going to get an oculus liar how could any goon be married
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Jan 6, 2016 06:06
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Dear Lowtax, please change my user name to Space Rape Barn. It will inspire others to give you $$$ so that others may have pixelated space barns and have strong businesswomen fawn over your business acumen. This would be a sound investment, as username changes are obviously the first priority in website successes. Dog bless
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A goon banned till he's ninety-eight He melted his ships, account wiped the next day It's Lesnick turning away cake It's a Madden meme two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rape in your spaceship game It's a lovely ride when you've overpaid It's the goon advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures
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Jan 8, 2016 04:22
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Beer, did you email from an address that has identifying information? If not, you can at least show one of the headers as proof that communication was had at the times that are stated in the emails.
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BMan posted:OK, I read up on email headers, and it looks like there should maybe be some signature in there to prove that the emails came from CIG. hosed if I know how to verify that though. Next to the reply button in gmail is the down arrow. You can click "show original" and it should belch out something like this: Delivered-To: hihochirho@gmail.com Received: by 10.79.21.129 with SMTP id 123csp435124ivv; Thu, 7 Jan 2016 05:37:33 -0800 (PST) X-Received: by 10.202.195.17 with SMTP id t17mr73927368oif.80.1452173853596; Thu, 07 Jan 2016 05:37:33 -0800 (PST) Return-Path: <mta@alerts.mta.info> Received: from mta60.ealert.com (mta60.ealert.com. [66.77.247.241]) There's plenty of online scripts that can parse out all the information, like IP address and whatnot
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Jan 8, 2016 07:57
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Lowtax posted:I absolutely do not care how they handle things at Reddit, I just care about how things are done here, and I will not allow personal attacks, because I do not want this forum to sink to the level of reddits discourse and community. Thanks. I really hope we can get back to more important topics of discussion like how the new bird module will get us exotic birds in our space rape barns. 
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Jan 8, 2016 17:33
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Countercultures do seem to be downgrading in coolness factor: Beatniks Hippies Goths Juggalos Furries Star Shitizens
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aleksendr posted:Meanwhile, the SA enginerring department was hard at work on the S.S. Unlubricated Noncosensual Intimate Encounter yessss someone add in  and keep the trainwreck space barn chugging along
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Jan 9, 2016 01:44
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Jan 9, 2016 05:51
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So is the stream going to be tonight?
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Jan 10, 2016 01:49
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That Works posted:Who is Octopedo? I just got this It's the spirit of Parp trying to manifest itself in our dimension. Or a permabanned child molester, hard to tell
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in a PM from him / her. I only barely post in here and just kinda follow the thread now and then for laughs so am not really current on the drama stuff.
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Jan 12, 2016 05:57
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Lowtax posted:No, I want to have literally NO experience of it when I go into it with my daughter. Well I certainly think that's admirable, but will you give your child time to prepare for goons and their chants for goku pants and pictures of cattes in goku pants? e: oh god it's youtube, isn't it. Well at least you can upload the mod that changes all comments to "derps" and she will be safe.
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 I know when to sperg out And when to melt ships Get things done [spoken] I catch the Lesnick boy His lies don't really change I'm standing on my ship But I never get lift off My wallet's out it's out There's the engine light It's just the power to charm Gary Oldman's come again and a new ship just came out But I try I try Never gonna fall for JPEG Ships walks beside me JPEG Ships spins on by JPEG Ships gets Chris to the Bank on Time Bank on Time terrifies me Bank on Time takes my money Bank on Time puts my trust in Derek Smart Derek Smart no small rants no Derek Smart no wheelchairs no Derek Smart don't believe in JPEG Ships
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Jan 14, 2016 01:57
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Ravane posted:How did the Shitizens react to learning the David Jennison letter was real? Or did they just scream the emails were faked? 
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D_Smart posted:Actually it's better to make some famous guy (that would be yours truly) the bogey man, than the unknown anon denizens of [insert forum name here]. And if it happens to be Derek Smart, well then, you've struck Gold. Because common sense isn't the strong suit of Shitizens, let alone their masters. just don't get mad that I photoshopped your face on a famous person on page 12whatever
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Jan 15, 2016 01:11
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Excuse me Chris I'm lost I'm looking for the space port Where my wallet gets lost I'm looking for a home For my malfunctioning game I'm looking for the kleptocratic ponzi scheme This is a warning I'll spell it out for you For you This is a warning I'll spell it out for you Excuse me Sandi I'm a dog on heat I'm a complicated being With bucks for you to eat I'm a poor, starving baby Who can fly all night I'm a Star Citizen man And I'm Starting a fire Star Ships will break your legs Snap off your head Star Ships will put you down Under the ground Excuse me Lesnick I am trying to see All the stretch goals of wonder your brightness can be Return to nothingness enjoy Just might be right But prepare yourself For a mechanical fright This is a warning I'll spell it out for you For you This is a warning I'll spell it out for you For you Star Ships will break your legs Snap off your head Star Ships will put you down Under the ground Star Ships will break your legs Snap off your head Star Ships will put you down Under the ground Excuse me Derek Smart I'm looking for a place Where I played a part There's nothing in a world Where the melody is broken There's always some way To make a silence be spoken Star Ships will break your legs Snap off your head Star Ships will put you down Under the ground Star Ships will break your legs Snap off your head Star Ships will put you down Under the ground
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Ghostlight posted:I google image searched for spaceship jpegs, so please pay me Does it have the required dreams and space rape module tho?
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titaniumone posted:I'm like 30 pages behind because I'm still reading about Warhammer chat because it's goofy and the lore is ridiculous but still interesting. I'm curious why stagnation of progress is a theme and why 10,000 year old armor etc is better than anything made modernly. Where can I read more dumb poo poo about these made up things? ^^ Click the link in this guy's avatar for a pro 40k read
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AP posted:It's actually faster to get into the constellation by EVA through the front windscreen. I spent about 15 minutes racing a new friend to see who was fastest into the pilots seat and he didn't win once, final score was 3 - 0. Star Citizen: GE OUTR OF MY drat SHIP rear end in a top hat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGB8meDWQeQ I'm in love with the ships through the dreams of Roberts Who's still takes "two weeks later" I refunded a month ago, and I grew up - I didn't know I'd be buying the morning after It's always been wait and see Ship sale day and then you'll pay And feel like poo poo the morning after But now I feel jerked around And instead of falling down I'm standing up the morning after Spaceship games get hosed up and turned around never or later I could be another fool or an exception to the rule Derek tells me the morning after Crooked spin can't come to rest We're damaged bad at best Sandi decides what she wants I'll probably be the last to know CIG says it 'til it shows See how it is, they want your cash or else Say yes I'm in love with the ships through the dreams of Roberts Who's still around "two weeks later"
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A Neurotic Jew posted:I made a quick playlist of good star citizen youtube videos. Let me know if you think anything should be added. I tried to stick with stuff that was pretty self-explanatory and not too heavy on goon in-jokes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlWQ3s5Xc8
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Well they aren't making a game, so what does it matter if a producer that has experience making games quits?
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