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Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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They raised like 3 million in 2 weeks from the potato how the gently caress did they not pay their bills?

Fat and Useless fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Nov 2, 2015

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Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Says bills... :colbert: Coffee machines don't pay themselves off, I'm sure something someplace is not paid.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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My life is a loving lie.

gently caress you Dr. Smart, you got me.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Google Butt posted:

I just wanna know if there's any money left

Ben is being fed, Chris has his meth, Sandi has her wax, all is okay in accounting.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Somebody who touched the poop should go make a quality Let's Play. I'm sure the sub-forum would be grateful and maybe it would get all the lovely posting out of here so there can be more cat pics/food talks.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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BeefThief posted:

Is CIG out of money yet?

Is the black friday sale over yet?

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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neonbregna posted:

I probably missed it but I remember there being one goony goon interested in competing in the Inagurial Benjamin J Lesnick memorial triple treat challenge triathlon.


I am prepared to offer a square Enix surprise box(or 10 bux on steam) for all competitors that apply the appropriate amount of effort into conquering it and provide interesting documentation of their efforts. Watching people commit seppuku is my fetish.

2 mediums is doable, the question is do I want to sit on a toilet for a week for goon giggles.

One sausage pizza is:

Calories 2180 Calories from Fat 980

Total Fat 109g 168%
Saturated Fat 40g 200%
Trans Fat 2g
Cholesterol 200mg 67%
Sodium 4440mg 185%
Total Carbohydrates 218g 73%
Dietary Fiber 12g 48%
Sugars 7g
Protein 83g

One pepperoni is:

Calories 1860 Calories from Fat 710

Total Fat 79g 122%
Saturated Fat 30g 150%
Trans Fat 2g
Cholesterol 145mg 48%
Sodium 4000mg 167%
Total Carbohydrates 217g 72%
Dietary Fiber 12g 48%
Sugars 7g
Protein 83g

Death cookie:

Calories 1560 Calories from Fat 670

Total Fat 74g 114%
Saturated Fat 37g 185%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 105mg 35%
Sodium 790mg 33%
Total Carbohydrates 206g 69%
Dietary Fiber 10g 40%
Sugars 145g
Protein 17g

Sticks:

Calories 410 Calories from Fat 130

Total Fat 14g 22%
Saturated Fat 2.5g 13%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol < 5mg 1%
Sodium 780mg33%
Total Carbohydrates 58g 19%
Dietary Fiber 3g 12%
Sugars 4g
Protein 13g

6010 Calories and enough fat to last you a week. I wonder what the best/worst case scenario would be...

This is making my chest hurt, I'm going to stop now.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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I can't believe the game is going to be delayed another two weeks because Chris is going to put everyone and their mother on making a new chat interface. But for serious ED could kill this just by adding little features that Chris needs to copy to keep up with it.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Ambaire posted:

I haven't read a Star Citizen thread in a year or two; is it actually going anywhere or is it poo poo-show incarnate? Serious question.

It's never going to be what it wants to be and is total poo poo right now.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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So regarding cancer dude, I hope you all gave him a like and sub for that poo poo.

Poor dude is just having fun making videos with 15 views.

And they call goons scum...

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Plural Abysss posted:

Thank you and hello.

Been freeloading since October, so I'd like to thank Mr. Tax and everyone else for the entertainment. I'm a stay at home dad, so I consider keeping up with this thread my job.

I'm a lowest tier SC backer (gifted in 2014).

My favorite posters are pgabz, EightAce, and Beer. Everyone else is great too, though.

The system works. Lowtax now has Mc Donalds money. :colbert:

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Derek thinks he's important!

Adorable.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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I fully expect this thread to pop into FYAD or at least GBS tomorrow so maybe it's best Derek stops posting/reading anyway.

also Ryan Archer.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Eonwe posted:

anime, is in fact, good

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Iron Tusk posted:

The best fries were from McDonalds back when they still used to fry them in beef tallow.

Mr Potato Head era Burger King fries. Don't get me started on the poo poo they call nuggets now.

Seriously someone get me a time machine so I can go back to 95 to get some decent fast food. I never collected all the Pizza Hut window stickers, poo poo needs fixing.

Fat and Useless fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Apr 10, 2016

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Is this the ELE?

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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MeLKoR posted:

It should be possible to figure out in what year those pictures were taken and prove how old he was at the time.

2002-late 2003 for the Kerri poo poo (He's still a 22 or 23 yearold man)

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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So this streamer seems to love the game. Good for him. This will breed regret and grief later.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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I already feel grief.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY

Another meltdown is dawning.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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117 million

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Now if only we could make it into an avatar...

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Roflan posted:

I've read every page and I still don't know how this happened.

Dreams and fidelity and a porn studio. Maybe cocaine.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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But it's not her! Stop doxing goony dork smort! Lots of people can be from Aust... gently caress it. Just archive this poo poo Reddit and enjoy your last day at work poor investigator guy.

Sweet dreams everyone. I expect page 5000 when I wake.

Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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I'm just amazed that the verse is now a tickle free zone.

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Fat and Useless
Sep 3, 2011

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Justin Tyme posted:

lol let's all joke about how we can gently caress with and bully an obese troubled nerd :xd: maybe if we burn a box or two he'd kill himself that would be really funny hahahahahahaha :holy:


some of yall should be ashamed of yourselves, how about everyone just laugh at the star citizen project instead of posting links to the art auctions so weirdo hosed up goons can buy people's artwork to burn in order to bully someone they don't like

Hold on I have an old "joke site" for this.

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