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Peggy sue peggy sue oh my darling i love you Oh peggy my peggy sue I am going to sue, oh sue sue sue oh Peggy I am going to sue you ooh ooh oh I hate you all and I'm going to loving sue ooh ooh uh ooh ohh
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Eonwe posted:lol hold me
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alphabettitouretti posted:Does anyone have a good recipe for leg of pork? I have a pig leg in the fridge and need to do something with it. Get leg of pork, cook for a while, eat with spoon
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alphabettitouretti posted:I got impatient and skipped the cook bit of the instructions. Raw meat is somewhat hard to cut with a spoon. try knife, could work, should still be nice
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Node posted:Where can I find a summary of Star Citizen, Derek Smart, and how this whole debacle came to be? Star Citizen the game is late coming out, many think it won;t ever. Derek stepped in to call everyone a cocksucker, especially those making the game. They got pissy, Derek got pissy and then Reddit lumbered in and got pissy. They all stood in a triangle pissing all over each other, all over each other legs, torsos, even in each other mouths, for weeks. Then they all went for a few lemonades, got together again and pissed all over each other again. That brigs you bang up to date I think
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Welcome to Shart Pissizen
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drat Dirty Ape posted:You forgot the part about the pubes. I knew there was something 
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Oct 26, 2015 01:55
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Dapper Dan posted:Don't forget the ten year ban for dissenting on a completely different forum. Or the hilarious connection to the failed Gizmondo which was a money laundering scam. Or the poo poo game that's poo poo
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TubeStank posted:guys i thought up a funny pun on the name "star citizen" 
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Oct 26, 2015 02:16
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Wulf Knight posted:Dr Derek Smart, you are in so much trouble, you just don't know it. Sending your goons to stalk and harass me was your final mistake! uh ohhhh
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Oct 26, 2015 14:06
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AP posted:I removed his name, he linked his twitter earlier. an open and shut case of tortoise interference
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Oct 26, 2015 17:42
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SneakyFrog posted:tortoises are a protected species here. EPA violations for molesting em. Moral of the story here has to be don't interfere with a tortoise
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Oct 26, 2015 17:46
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AP posted:Yeah, he was a major part of helping them with the cryengine and was on The Last Great Starship (just like Firefly cancelled after one series) Without this guy how are they going to continue to expertly manipulate Cryengine into doing the impossible like having crosshairs and running well?
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Oct 26, 2015 17:47
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Star Citizen is very much alive and well and healthy thank you very much
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Oct 26, 2015 17:48
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AP posted:I dunno Peter, a casual observer may start to question what exactly is happening to the best space game ever. Well thankfully everything is OK and going well so phew at least that's that out of the way and we can all continue looking forward to Star Citizen again
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Oct 26, 2015 18:00
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joats posted:Click here to make your wildest dreams come true! Gently caress YOU! You almost loving got me
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Oct 26, 2015 18:02
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alphabettitouretti posted:At least he can leave with his head held high in the knowledge that it was a good job well done. Wandering Samurai Studios
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Oct 26, 2015 18:17
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SirPhoebos posted:No accounting for taste, but I guess that Sandi thought that Chris would be a springboard for her career. By the time she realized this was a bad call, sunk cost fallacy had taken root. Art imitates life again
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Oct 26, 2015 18:53
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It's me all along, I am: Dik Wulf Chris robots Derek And more.
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Oct 26, 2015 22:45
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joats posted:Wow you had me convinced it was all different people. You should go into theater. It was hard work but worth it to make you guys all think there were some issues with Star Citizen, sorry for fooling you all though!
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Karl_Ramseier posted:Yes, we are one hive mind. Now you only need to link everything together. C'mon you can do it. are you Poirot or something like that? Or a famous singer? Am I in the right ball park?
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Oct 26, 2015 23:06
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Eonwe posted:nobody cares I dunno, it was a fascinating post, a real doozy, a literal AYE CaRMUBA moment, a game changing post, a real ajh\fkh
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Oct 26, 2015 23:08
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I knew it
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Oct 26, 2015 23:09
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What is a pork egg?
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Oct 26, 2015 23:13
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AP posted:Hey, I thought it was funny. I mean I can't know for sure obviously, but I think there's a high probability that you are the German RSI crazy person, the German reddit crazy person and the current SA crazy person. Considering you all post the same poo poo, archive SA posts and appear to be crazy, you're from Germany right? You can tell he is German from his posting style, I am an expert at spotting Germans in many scenarios
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Oct 26, 2015 23:16
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:internet works not liek that doods Look, if there's one group of people who know about jpegs and stuff not materialising it's the Citizens
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Oct 26, 2015 23:24
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so they actually did deactivate my account but since i never logged out of the brown sea i can still post just fine, i just can't access my account settings
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In case anyone is wondering / may not know. The bits of the game you can play are poo poo, and I mean that. I'm not just shitposting here. The flight model is off, everything runs like absolute poo poo. The parts you walk around in are clunky and dull as gently caress. Everything feels about 10 - 15 years old, like Anarchy Online or something. The flight combat is terrible, no feedback, no feeling of power or ooomph behind your shots fired, the ship is floaty and horrible to fly. The race you can do is amazing because it should be good (in a Diddy Kong Racing kind of way, go from checkpoint to checkpoint) but is dull, frustrating and ultimately absolute poo poo. There is nothing redeeming about the game you can actually use apart from it looks OK in parts when you are still.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:35
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D_Smart posted:It looks like either CIG staff or White Knights are flagging them for removal. In fact, they no longer even appear in my imgur account. So much for memes. tinypic.com seems to give zero fucks
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Oct 26, 2015 23:36
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D_Smart posted:If I post it from my account, they will have it removed. They've had three of these removed already. Use tinypic and become a winner
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Oct 26, 2015 23:37
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LGD posted:I like this metaphor but what the gently caress kind of taco truck are you going to that they'd use a microwave for anything?!?! please seek out better taco options tia Don;t blame that guy it was Chris Roberst drat taco van
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Oct 26, 2015 23:44
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It is an alpha and Rome wasn't built in a day
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Oct 26, 2015 23:46
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D_Smart posted:Better yet, I don't even believe him. So he's probably trolling us. Hang on a sec, we've been here before with encrypted messages
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Oct 26, 2015 23:51
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thatguy posted:I like how Derek still hasn't managed to grasp how [img] tags work. He coded Line Of Defence don't you know
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Oct 26, 2015 23:53
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thatguy posted:Have there really been like 7 Star Citizen threads? We churn out threads like they churn out jpegs ayeeeee
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Palpek posted:
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I highly encourage everybody who made a photoshop of that fucken Gary Oldman face to post it in the GBS thread