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Literally The Worst posted:im chris roberts ama I demand a refund on my hopes and dreams. How much money can I expect to get back? I didn't buy any jpgs though.. just all my hopes and dreams. All of them.
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Literally The Worst posted:a dollar fifty and a sad smile Sold! Now.. when do I get this 1.50... that almost an item at taco bell.
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Oct 27, 2015 00:47
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So, i got a Steam Profile messege from The Chairman himself, calling ME a cultist! Croberts is now Cyber Bullying me on muh steam profile! Note: im a bit of a derp and cant figure out which one of you actually posted that message.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:02
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Lord Psychodin posted:I'm just kinda worried if anyone buys that poo poo if Lowtax got a bunch of chargebacks from it what he'd do this this kinda poo poo. Id hope he would threaten CiG with Legal Action for damaging his sales of a non-existent game.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:05
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Ok, which one you gits is posting on my steam profile for serious. "Did you write something in my comments, because all i see is a gif of your head bobbing up and down on Derek's crotch. How does it feel to be apart of the real cult? By the way, that word. Look it up. You don't even know what it means."
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Oct 27, 2015 06:10
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 I want to know who you are Chairman. grimcreaper fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 06:19
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Ghostlight posted:jfc clear your notifications. Its all from a single thread over the last 20 minutes or so. so i chose to read this thread instead.
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Oct 27, 2015 06:32
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Real Nito posted:I'm not even sure what we are shitposting about, but all I know is I need to be apart of it. Just shitpost about space games in general. Star Scamitizen, Eve: The Spreadsheets, etc etc. No matter what you shitpost about, your STILL making more content than Croberts.
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Oct 27, 2015 06:51
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Michaellaneous posted:Appearently this is how the graphics are supposed to be, it's the artstyle he wants. Watch it now. According to my steam profile stalker we are the Real cult . Drink time is now.
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Oct 27, 2015 09:09
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Bootcha posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ holy hell that is amazing. Bootcha, you are my new favorite.
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Oct 27, 2015 11:06
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janssendalt posted:The PU will be playable in 2016, and you're all gonna cry. I cant wait for the PU to launch and its nothing but a 10 hour movie about space cats and croberts awful childhood. It will be hilariously bad.
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Oct 27, 2015 11:27
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I have seen the light. Praise be The Chairmen, for Croberts be thy name. In Second Life in Space, as it is not on this Earth, we are Citizens. of Space. Space Amen.
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Oct 27, 2015 19:18
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Shala posted:Don't they know Kong is a 4chan clan? Easy, even the 4chan retards have a pecking order. Its not like they have the innate goonability to just gently caress everything up with a hivemind.
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Oct 27, 2015 19:25
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Karl_Ramseier posted:I honestly doubt that he wants to test a legal system outside the US. Besides I have no problem if he ridicule these guys but for gods sake let the loving real life info kids and whatnot out of it. Sounds like you got some ruffled feathers Star Friend. Join us in the 'Verse and we can help you ou... oh yeah, the 'Verse doesnt exist yet.
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Oct 28, 2015 08:56
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B_of_InfoRedux posted:I thought people in wheel chairs wanted to be treated equally? Well... its all "equal treatment" until they want to get on a ride at disney world.
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Oct 28, 2015 09:06
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MeLKoR posted:So, what's the hazing program for all these newcomers again? 20 posts in FYAD without getting banned? A report on the last couple of weeks of ADTRW? FYAD is a dark place made of the worst of everything... i wouldnt send my most hated enemy their. My best friend on the other hand...
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Oct 31, 2015 11:36
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ShredsYouSay posted:He's making a list Please PLEASE do this. I would buy/pira.. buy it.
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Oct 31, 2015 12:58
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I wonder how much money Matilda2013 has "invested" in CiG at this point. I mean, look at that CiG defense. Im guessing their childs entire college fund minimum.
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Oct 31, 2015 13:31
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Karl_Ramseier posted:Sorry to tell you, but I don't have a reddit account. We know your the biggest Arm Chair Lawyer that CiG has. How many jpegs they pay you with?
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Oct 31, 2015 13:43
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D_Smart posted:I'm a democrat. The real question is: Pepsi or Coca-Cola? You only get 1 chance.
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Oct 31, 2015 19:09
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drkeiscool posted:Lowtax, I have donated my :5bux: to the SA Cloud Fund. Please spend it on migrating the servers, and not on spaceship jpegs, furry porn, or jpegs of spaceship furry porn. Thank you. The furry porn. Spend it ALL on the furry porn. Theres probably a patreon for that somewhere.
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Oct 31, 2015 22:34
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KiddieGrinder posted:I've said before, I don't know if there is a way to help those so far gone. Even if the game fails, even if it's declared dead and cancelled they'd still say "look at Duke Nukem Forever, it eventually came out!" and still wait optimistically. Im pretty sure if Croberts released a video like that, people wouldnt be upset. "Look at that artistic direction! This man knows how to have a good time! He can MAKE THIS DREAM A GAMEREALITY FOR ME!"
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Oct 31, 2015 23:15
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Someone should catalog all the Gary Oldmen pictures and send them to the man himself. See what he has to say on the subject.
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Oct 31, 2015 23:31
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Mirificus posted:
Wait.. werent those THE flight manual that some fo the "top" forum "corporations" had as 'required reading' and would randomly quiz their members on?
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Oct 31, 2015 23:37
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AP posted:One guy had a space court-martial for something in one of the larger ORGS, the SUN org that had that massive fleet procedure manual I think. This possibly inspired the space court joke that's pretty tired now. No jokes about Star Citizen can get old. Mostly because its a big joke itself.
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Nov 1, 2015 00:03
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I think one of the funniest and most sad things about the flight manual garbage is that a lot of those idiots kept using as a reference for what would happen in real space Combat. Try and bring intelligence to it and tell them fighters and bombers would never actually exist as anything other than for sport and they get super defensive. Makes it so worth the argument.
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Nov 1, 2015 04:08
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Moola posted:is this cut scenes from a porn??? That is, literally and unironically, the ONLY way her acting would be remotely excusable. i watch porn for the story  Sadly, shes not even very attractive. Looks like a skeleton.
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Nov 1, 2015 19:13
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3r306e/hello_my_name_is/ Mrpanicy, I don't think I have a problem, but my friends told me to just give the meetings a try. I have a Reliant, Super Hornet, and an Andromeda. As well as having gifted 6 Aurora stater packages. As well, I am 1.5 years into the Imperator subscription. So that means I have a discount chit, which means I need to be something big. I have been backing since November 2012, and it feels good to have given so much to a game that aspires to be everything I ever wanted a video game to be.
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Nov 1, 2015 20:22
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Holy hell, this is a quote from that same reddit thread i linked in my last post ....don't make me feel bad for having to sell my Constellation to pay for rent! ...all I have left is a Cutlass.
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Nov 1, 2015 20:26
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My bet is on the fact that croberts is a Pepsi man and somehow believed his product was superior, much like pepsi. Had he been a Coca-Cola man, things would have been different. Coca-Cola people know how to manage superior products in the face of adversity and subpar competition.
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Nov 1, 2015 21:39
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KiddieGrinder posted:Don't kink shame! I have a thing for women picking out bits of old food from their teeth with their tongue. Pepsi does own a fair share of stuff but their philosophy is to saturate the market with poor product at cheaper prices. Coca-Cola owns Dr. Pepper. These 2 sodas are the greatest sodas that have ever existed. The one product Pepsi had that I like was Pepsi Crystal but that didn't last long.
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Nov 1, 2015 21:46
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Eonwe posted:Did you guys know in Texas everyone basically calls all soft drinks coke? Never heard that one but I'm from arizona. Coke is a catch all for any cola drink here and 'soda' is the catch all for everything else.
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Nov 1, 2015 22:26
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Octopode posted:Coca-Cola actually doesn't own Dr. Pepper, the Dr. Pepper Snapple Group does. They have contracted out their bottling and manufacture to both Coke and Pepsi, as well as doing it independently, depending on region. I stand corrected. Octopode, thank you for setting me straight. Please do the same for Chris Roberts. He needs some truth in his life.
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Nov 2, 2015 00:47
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Good Dumplings posted:Isn't that how preorders work? Though I guess they're not usually what fuels a AAA game's sales. pre-orders are considered actual sales and the money is divied out to the respective publishers/VC/etc. Starcitizen is not doing this as far as anyone knows. Unless Bootcha can confirm otherwise, they are using the JPEG sales as essentially donations to fund the project and nothing is being considered "realized" sales. Therefor, VCs are not being paid.
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Nov 2, 2015 06:55
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honestly if it fails i bet their "Told you so!" will last about one day... theses aren't the smartest people in the world we are talking about. They are very inattentive... Otherwise they would be backers. https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3rcwsc/criticism_for_supporting_the_game/
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Nov 3, 2015 18:33
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Man... You know, i enjoy this thread because the Citizens provide such a poo poo show of their own. I wanted Star Citizen to succeed VERY badly. But i never backed it. I looked at the promises from the kickstarter and thought "Ok, that game is doable. But i highly doubt it will be out in a year or 2." So i held off. Then all the bullshit sales started, and it became more and more apparent that it was a scam, or atleast seemed like it. And today, here we are. And i still have no jpegs. Folks, im jpeg poor 
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Nov 3, 2015 18:42
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G0RF posted:This is gold, Bootcha-- but seriously, why so short? It really does seem like you could throw some extra stanzas in there and really make this the epic goodbye to the dream it deserves to be. I hope this song is what Bootcha plays for Croberts as he says "Give me my god damned money back you sham."
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Nov 3, 2015 19:20
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So... ive missed 700something posts and all i see is Dr. Smart being accused of raping everything at a petting zoo? Is this not normal behavior for Citizens or something?
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Nov 4, 2015 06:15
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Only pirates are allowed to rape "defile my friends" ... What in the hell is wrong with these people... They REALLY want Second Life in Space dont they?
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Nov 4, 2015 06:29
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Except there is no baby anything. Croberts aborted it like he should have Sandi's attempt to reignite her terrible acting career. I want to know how much money she got payed for voice acting, mocap acting, AND being a manager of multiple things. I bet she's getting all the pay stacked for each position. I'm betting she's gotten millions since the start of the scam.
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