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At first I just thought he got a few hours probation. Dick move for sure, but still only a few hours. Up until now I just thought that this was a fun thing to watch it burn, a developer who bit more than he can chew trying damage control on his failed creation. These last few pages however have convinced me that CIG and everyone involved is completely insane. Like Trump, if he was both a developer and the leader of scientology.
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How do you get so fat? He's literally the fattest person I've ever seen. In Germany we have a really dumb and bad show called "The biggest loser" where fat people get pseudo-bootcamped to lose weight. I watched it once and nobody there was close to this. You weren't joking when you said that he can't wipe his own arse, right?
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hakimashou posted:Does CIG do charity stuff? Sure, it all goes to the Chris Roberts Center For Wannabe Actress' Who Can't Act Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
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I still can't get past the "Delays and changes are always unfortunate, but in our case they are also one of the reasons the project is so special".
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Hello James Brand, I would like to kindly invite you to join us in our private forum. Since the early departure of Karl (God bless his twisted souls) and the Permaban of Seraph (good riddance you sick gently caress) we have a distinct lack of crazies to supply us with in-house crazy-stuff and I think you could fill that role admirably.
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That billion dollar pie, that nobody besides Valve, Riot and Blizzard ever has seen? Thats done as advertisment and not actually paying them any money? Not to mention that nothing in SC is even close to being eSports, neither ingame (lol) or in Chris' coke induced feverdreams. Madcosby posted:Looks like Team Rico has spawned a constellation... heading to the landing platform... AND HE'S CLIPPED THROUGH THE FLOOR!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT
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Rodney-CK posted:As soon as CiG tries to sell a "5 more hours of cutscenes" pack and nobody buys it because they don't get a pretend thing. It will be beautiful 
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Sometimes I wonder if Derek can actually go a whole day in this thread without quoting his blog, saying "as I told before" or "^this. Period. End of story"
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Not that I disagree, VR looks like a hilarious "I wanna have that too  " moment
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Mirificus posted:Receive sales pitch Isn't like 90% of this in Eve anyway?
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Alright Lowtax, time to buckle up and finally tell us how much money you made off that idiot.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Can they really have lured 150,000 idiots to get an account in like the last month? After Chris proudly told the world that 80.000 citizens played alpha 2.0 since they launched it? Suddenly they get double that in new backers in the same timeframe? Sounds logical to me 
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I go get some sleep for a few hours and come back to 500+ new posts and holy moley this is the best thread. I love everyone of you, every lurker, cultist, redditor, Sandi and the schizocrew, Chris, Octopode, Lowtax, Derek Smart, every goon and of course Beer and dancing cat man. Thank you for giving us this wonderful game/dream/thread/meltdown and I imagine 2016 will be a great year.
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Young Freud posted:Gryphon should have know that you're a Goon when you pay He didn't even buy it to join some dumb MMO guild, he legit payed it to  Tell us Gryphon, if you're not a goon, then who is? You're everything a goon should be besides being a raging rear end in a top hat and spending mad  on imaginery spaceships
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Mirificus posted:
Now that is what I call a bona fide meltdown
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revmoo posted:Whoa. Everything matilda posts just adds to the mountain of circumstantial evidence that it's Sandi. Trying (and failing) to speak in German is very much something she would do. The german was okish, first time I heard anyone say "I'll squash you like a bug" in geman though.
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Mirificus posted:How so? It's just slightly off. Like I would expect my english reads like Don't think there's any story behind Matilda besides the insanity we can all see in the posting. Doubt Sandy speaks german that well anyway. Mirificus posted:
No Matilda, our mocking isn't working. Its not like you spew forth hate-fueled rant after rant.
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It's not her. But we are an open community and in order to understand the cultists better we need to have our own Dream that we believe in, reality be damned. surc posted:
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I have a feeling that when this whole thing goes tits up, Sandi will release a teary-eyed video blaming goons/Derek for killing their dreams and the whales will easily eat it up. Which will be awesome, we'll get all the accolades for their hard If Trump replaced every mention of muslims with goons he'd instantly win their hearts and votes
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Black holes don't work like that you morons How many black holes have you developed so far? 
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aleksendr posted:You must not critique a game before it’s finished or condemn it before it’s released but by all accounts and information available, honesty and common sense dictate that its clearly impossible for Star Citizen to keep its promises.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:this is an article they put out last february though. The new one hasn't made it up yet. Thanks for the translation though aleks. It was clearly ahead of its time. Can't wait for the new one
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quote:Marketing - or the art of announcing without laughing that a virtual product has run out of stock. Star Citizen: or the art of announcing without laughing that a virtual product has run out of stock.
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I'd really like to hear what Octopode thinks of the current state of development. Also holy gently caress Loiosh, what happened to you? We miss you, come back 
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Scruffpuff posted:What's this? Spirited disagreements resolved amiably, without racist diatribes and name-calling? Reddit taught me that this forum is the worst of the worst, and their word is law. I don't know what to believe any more. gently caress you, you little oval office
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Friendly Tumour posted:Reddit still reporting imgur hosted pics to get them taken down? Cool. That really happened? Reddit is all kinds of strange
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MeLKoR posted:Oh yeah, that really happened, just look at the first dozens of pages in the thread. Some redditor (most likely Dolvak) ran a bot on the thread that reported all pictures. Then we started linking to their own pictures on reddit so the bot would report them. Amazing. So that was the starting point of the mythical Stargur? To protect their jpegs from
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Why did we only start linking to their pictures after a couple of days of our poo poo getting instantly taken down?
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:So is this game going to come out? And has this game gotten any attention from the mainstream news? 100 million is a lot of money to crowdfund for spaceships. No. No. Yes.
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Your videos are the only links I actually click on in this thread. Haven't been disappointed so far
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I finally looked up what hearse means. MOAR posted:True, but where there's poo poo there's gold, right ? If thats true Star Citizen is the biggest gold mine on the planet.
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D_Smart posted:Unless they get outside investment, they're hosed. Which means they're hosed. Not like they have anything besides a Crysis mod and an eternity of mocap
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You like your shooters, don't you?
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Beet Wagon posted:
Let me see you do better in a few hours with Sandi breathing down your neck
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Lime Tonics posted:Alpha Patch 2.1.2 has been released to the PTU, and is now available for player testing! This patch is a very targeted bug fix patch for Crusader and Arena Commander. Thats all nice and all, but whats the download size?
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Eonwe posted:the exact same size as a fresh download Your posting speed is something else
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SeldomSeen posted:I like to think that they don't know what it is or where it came from, let alone why it appears and disappears. I'd like to imagine that some fed up dev just puts stuff like that into the game without telling anyone. But there probably just that incompetent
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