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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



TubeStank posted:

guys i thought up a funny pun on the name "star citizen"

are you ready for this?

star shitizen

lol

lol derek shart

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alphabettitouretti posted:

At least he can leave with his head held high in the knowledge that it was a good job well done.



I've had dreams like this I swear.

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A Pox on the Fox in the Box.



Poxy Foxy.

:smith:

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Jun 15, 2012



D_Smart posted:

According to my sources, apparently they have now leased a smaller location which is only going to have less than five or so people. Why? So as not to prove me wrong. Seriously.

Derek C. Hoagland.

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Jun 15, 2012



Brad Pitt is involved now.

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Jun 15, 2012



I'm the elbow-folds.

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Jun 15, 2012



Maldoror posted:

List of top 20 reddit.com/r/starcitizen/ poster's names, phone numbers, and e-mail addresses:

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



:nws:[img]http://i.imgur.com/t7rfyc1.jpg[/img]:nws:

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Dark Off posted:

so question is what can LOD offer thats better than renegade x?

A scat gun.

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Raskolnikov posted:

The Cranberries really makes that video.

You're wong it's Faye.

:iamafag:



:swoon:

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



Amethyst posted:

Heh, this literal cripple who likes videogames just broke the Digital Millenium Copywrite act! Wait til the MPAA heres about this

It's worse than that, he's broken the Digital Battlecruiser Millenium Copywrite act!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



staberind posted:

I know this is a bad idea, but does the wulge have a face?

He's the Highlander guy, isn't he?

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Countdown to Timmeh's "From this day forward I've decided to be the better man and ignore D. Smart....." speech.

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Hey, Derek!

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Dusty Lens posted:

I'm trying to catch up but I'm hoping to read some new news on the Swedish mafia and all of the lawsuits that are happening.

Ah.

Keep in mind it's the journey that's important rather than the destination and you'll be ok.

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Jun 15, 2012



Kilmers Elbow fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Oct 29, 2015

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Jun 15, 2012




There will be no cripples in the 'verse!

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Kilmers Elbow fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Oct 29, 2015

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In space no one can weigh you.

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Jun 15, 2012



One-Million

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Jun 15, 2012



Unfunny Poster posted:

A PM from Derek Smart :swoon:

You have been served.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



You know my main complaint about space games has long been "gee, I wish there were more cut-scenes" so I'm glad Star Citizen is spending lots of money on cut-scenes.

I hope they're un-skippable too because they are my favourite kind.

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Jun 15, 2012




quote:

Just imagine you go to a coiffeur.....

:cripes:

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Jun 15, 2012



G0RF posted:

10 Places You Can (Pretend To) Visit in Star Citizen!

It's so sad that people are actually excited about being able to look at pics of pretend planets. They can't do ANYTHING beyond look them and read about them -- yet they're delighted. They are so starved they're in absolute rapture over being served up dried dog food.

I know we talk about the Spergville Stockholm Syndrome -- it's been going on so long -- but still, its just staggering to see it sometimes.

I noticed that the star in the Castra system was apparently ejecting matter at super-luminal speeds.

e: actually they all are.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



Daztek posted:

Here is a jpg for you guys



I'm the flea.

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Jun 15, 2012



BadOptics posted:

:3:



She's cute, but also prone to demonic possession.

Would.

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