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Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012





Those eyes really bother me.

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Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Karl_Ramseier posted:

Go figure yourself, I would be impressed if you can up with a rough estimate what would be normal for CIG's employment turnover. Keep in mind CIG was a start up and they pay less than average.
And don't forget we are at least 4 years in production according to our mighty internet warlord.

Does it still count as a start up with 93 million dollars?

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




A German with an obsession with a single charismatic individual that totes a party line of obedience?

Why I never.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

:krad: OPERATION GifThreat IN ACTION :krad:

Ok you guys know the drill (else check your operations manual). We have to save the gifs before reddit gets to them, and we're in a hurry!!!

So, we have to go through all the threads and save every .gif, .jpg, .png, .tif, .obj, .blender, .ico, .mp4, .avi - in short, anything that is not raw text.

:krakken: ASSIGNMENTS :krakken:

bootcha: thread 1, pages 1-330
eonwe: thread 1, pages 330-end
beer4thebeergod: thread 2, pages 1 through 400
peter gabriel: thread 2, pages 400 through end
AP: thread 3
redwalrus: thread 4, pages 1 through 380
sneakyfrog: thread 4, pages 381 through end
3: thread 5, pages 1 through 390
tijuana bibliophile: thread 5, 391 through end
D_smart: thread 6

We NEED to finish this before reddit manages to pull down the entire internet. Sharpen your ctrl's, c's and v's, and repost all images on the private server You need a premium account to see this message.

Changing the password to You need a premium account to see this message on the backup.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




thatguy posted:

Have there really been like 7 Star Citizen threads?

If you don't count the real one in the platinum account section.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Darkpriest667 posted:

you guys are rich. I love it. I wasn't even upset but you two seemed to be upset over something that was nothing. I'll go cry now that I am banned from your team speak.

Hmmmm. You post says no but your avatar says yes.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Wulf Knight posted:

This number helped from on occasion after my wife wouldn't touch me for the 20th month straight.

If only.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Darkpriest667 posted:

Not quite hypocrite. I was simply making a joke which was not received well and then when I was in the middle of explaining with a preparation to apologize I was being talked over. When I realized I was dealing with child like maturity. I excused myself since it was time for me to go work out.

Just because Dick Wulf harassed you and your friend doesn't give you permission to be an rear end in a top hat. It's sad that it happened but it's not a license to be a shithead.

:yikes:
You sound bad.

Sedisp fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Oct 27, 2015

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




CrazyLoon posted:

I heard a similar joke to this, and it's called...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBrODWx-DQ

That is not a man accustomed to any movement that's not an awkward shuffle.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Hooded Reptile posted:

I skimmed through this and its pretty much "I don't know".

Skip to 2:30. classic.

quote:


BATGIRL: "Any word on Progress on 2.0?"

BEN: "Definitely know how important it is but um... it's getting to the point where uh.... let's see-- how do I say this? We put out our organizations 1.0, without a game to tie them into. Uh which made for a much simpler way to get the system out, but it also got people into the universe before we had a world to put them in. At this point we're about to kick of that world. But it makes organizations 2.0 much more difficult. So (blah blah) can't say when, can never say when, but when it does come it's going to be a whole lot more interesting because it will tie right into the game."

Wherein Ben accidentally admits they've been making the game wrong.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




My advice to redditors buying avatars is try to be funny. Give it a mull over before you just spend money. Calling someone a gaylord is just weird and bad.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




I remember when we posted songs and recipes.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Let's post songs and recipes again. I'd start but I'm shy.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




That is not a song.
Orginial

quote:

He said friend, have you seen the verse?
Well what would you say if I said that you could
Just click on this link, so we can get paid
I said that sounds pretty good

Star ship jpegs
shiny and bright
Release in two years, but the waits alright
We preached and we paid
We all became friends
As we learned to dogfight

Just pledge a bit more
That sounds right to me
And when it comes out
They'll save the PC
I'll worship this game
through the taunts if I must
Cause it's a game that I want
form a dev that I trust

I locked in my pledge
I met their demands
The goons, they sighed
but I took my stand
and posted away
Then I bought some more ships
For my family and my friends

I stopped washing clothes
I took out some loans
They told me to stop
but I kept pledgin'
bought ships with more guns
and fish tanks not just once
but again and again


Just pledge a bit more
That sounds right to me
And when it comes out
They'll save the PC
I'll worship this game
through the taunts if I must
Cause it's a game that I want
form a dev that I trust

I wait through laughs and delays
I begged them to launch
I just want to play
nintey million
and it is still not fun
Chirs pissed my cash away

and my screen flew through the air
And made a crash land
Where my tears now had soaked
He took off with my money in hand
to buy some more blow


Just pledge a bit more
It felt right to me
Just concept and lies
Can't save the PC
I got that jpeg
now I live in a box
but it's a pic that I love
he only thing not bollocks

He said friend, have you seen the verse?
Well what would you say if I said that you could

I'm so sorry but at least it's not talking about sad twitter wars.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Humphrey Vasel posted:

Post more about how you owned a crippled kid please

no don't

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Okay I'm going to go now. Please post funny things by the time I get back.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012





Reported for goatse.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yeah, you totally don't care. And no, I won't end behind bars. Sorry Derek but



How are you're multiple lawsuits going right now? And what about the FTC?
No one sued and no one will sue. At least not you.

Isn't that the seen where the Emperor mocks the jedi and then it turns out the jedi did have power after all?

Probably not the best image macro.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3qng06/wow_i_just_found_out_about_this_game_and_i_am/cwh8yd9

quote:

Welcome. Pull up a chair, have a beer, and enjoy the ride. We're still looking at a year or so before it's all in place, so sit a spell and listen :)

WHAT?! How in the world do you see the broken mess that currently exists and say "yeah a year more will see a release"

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




SneakyFrog posted:

can we get a deathnote.gif

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




:gary::tviv:

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




:gary::wom:
:gary::roflolmao:

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012





That's mine.

:colbert:

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012





That haircut really highlights how fat he is.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012





WW2 turn fighting. Also there are turreted ships and lock ons.

This is going to be fantastically broken.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012







Head......Goons

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




doctor iono posted:

so the layoffs went through?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3quxzw/restructuring_layoffs_taking_place_today_in/

some woman named megan is leaving? among others?

This is fine.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012





"As things get further on things get leaner this is a good thing, of course CIG is a bloated mess this too is a good thing"

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Beet Wagon posted:

Yeah there was a little pause where he scrunched up his nose all funny and you could almost see him readjusting his worldview to allow for the existence of dudes like me. Admittedly he was super cool about it, I half expected him to call me a homo or something. Florida rednecks aren't exactly the most accepting type.

And I mean I totally get it too. I'm an adult male belting out Taylor Swift lyrics in an audience that had to have been at least 85% made up of 13 year old girls. I very much felt like a fish out of water, and probably would have looked at me a little funny if I was him, too. But I'm really glad I was brave enough to go, the concert was unreal. They gave everybody these wristbands as we walked in, but didn't tell us what they were for, so we assumed they were some sort of tracking thing to keep us out of the parts of the stadium we weren't allowed to go in or something. It turns out they all had LEDs in them and they were programmed to the music or something, so the very first time the bass hit the entire stadium of like 55,000 people lit up in this huge light show. It was really cool.

gently caress the haters I love Shake it Off.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Guess I got what I deserve
Kept you waiting there, too long my love
All that time, without a word
Didn't know you'd think, that I'd forget, or I'd regret

The special love I have for you
My baby PU

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012






This is my dog Churchill. He likes to sleep in boxes but he loves blog posts. For just a few words a day you can help him Derek.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




kordansk posted:



JPEGs are currently in the Bull trap, but PNGs are heading out of the Bear trap, are starting to get media awareness - now is the time to invest in PNGs.

This is good for Star Bitizen

Sedisp fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Nov 4, 2015

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




BastionPete posted:

Well, I lost access to my old account from 2007, so I thought I'd make myself a brand spanking new one to contribute to this discussion. I even bought premium so I could be privy to all the SuperSecretTM stuff going on.

Turns out that was a minor mistake, frikkin loled hard when I realised

You need a Platinum Upgrade to view this link.

I frikkin LOLED really hard that you would bother to pretend you had an old account.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Prop Wash posted:

I loled at a 2012 pretending they know what they're talking about

Back in the day accounts were really hard to recover, and if you don't have access to the old email then you're never getting it back

I was going to add that he should just not care about goons thinking he's new and enjoy his new account because only bad people care about reg dates.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Prop Wash posted:

I'm trying to enable his weird cares though

blue on blue.

I feel bad for him though. He spent :10bux: and an hour or two making that effort post that no one will even glance at.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Raskolnikov posted:

Goons weighing in on Sandi's skin is pretty pathetic. She's as fake as her American accent sure but I think people should just go back to making fun of her retirement speech or the sudden appearance of degrees. Hell make fun of her putting herself right in the middle of that The Next Great Starship show. Maybe just make fun of the failed idea of "sexy" that is that tongue in cheek routine.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012





This thread is very volatile. Like the Bitcoin.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




D_Smart posted:

Oh yeah, because every politician that goes on Fox News, is a loving moron. Got it.

No politicians use Fox News to get their voice heard by a gigantic chunk of America.

This is not you going on Fox news this is a neonazi who's using you to get his beliefs out to sympathetic ears.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

From this month's studio report:



I can't think of any image that encompasses how Star Citizen has changed better than this one.

This one.



A scope that has different angles realistically modeled into it before there are workable guns while still being utterly useless as a scope.

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Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012




Agrajag posted:

i have zero experience with guns or scopes can anyone that does clarify if that image is what it looks like when you look through a scope?

No. Not even a little. When you're looking through a magnifying scope it just looks like everything is closer.

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