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SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Can I get a bootcha update pls

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Jul 4, 2012



lol

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Eonwe posted:

im goku and im going to channel all the frustration about star citizen in the universe into a spirit bomb to power the something awful dot com servers

wish me luck

good luck

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Ravane posted:



Pictured: Redditor defending Star Shitizen, while making GBS threads on Elite.

But how can anyone call a game lovely while simulatenously spending 100 hours on it? I have never spent that much time on any game, much less a game I hate!

imho he just doesnt like gaming

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


i have a space picture for the thread... ill be back soon



motherfucken braben got you beat chris

SquirrelGrip fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Oct 27, 2015

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Decrepus posted:

Someone from reddit bought D_Smart an av and then someone else from reddit bought another one and overwrote it? Are they this stupid or is my sequence of events wrong.

its all pretty stupid

it all owns

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Romes128 posted:

gonna play some elite dangerous, a real space game where i get to shoot stuff and travel around the galaxy

u jealous redditors?

pls go find the ISIS POSSE at their space station

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Romes128 posted:

where is it?

heres a helpful map of their star system (the star system is called ISIS)



ISIS POSSE are citizens too

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Karl_Ramseier posted:

Serious answer:
It's not a question of believe, It is just a game after all. I don't plan to buy any more ships anyway, the package I got is more than enough. I won't sell it either ( can you sell gifted ships? Or get a refund?) in the end I had more fun not playing SC than the 70?$ the package is worth.

Besides for me believing any of those allegations it would need actual facts and evidence.
Until now nothing special happened besides that CIG has the worst community management and PR I ever saw.

Take the turnover rate: In my daily work life I deal with companies having employee turnover rates ranging from 3% to 30%. And it highly depends on the business field if such a rate should ring any alarmbells or not.

An example would be any sort of media related company, a turnover of 30% a year would be considered as normal, whereas a traditional managed family business dealing with machine parts shouldn't have more than 5%.

Since I went to bed this thread grew 20 pages. I'm not gonna read all of it, that's for sure...

good advice: im not reading all of it, thats for sure

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Grinning Goblin posted:

Wait, Star Citizen backers are funding ISIS??

yes and i for one am disgusted at this turn of events

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


no_recall posted:

Hey Reddit,

Archive this:

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

reddits bad

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Romes128 posted:

im doing some bounties around goonspace

i'll try to head over there to see if there's any citizens i can say hi to.

i dont expect many people are on the xbone though.

theres me and my friends I seconded to goon antics

I shall be on soon citizen (that last part is what I would say if sc was real and out)

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


dereks aight

ill upgrade it when he reviews elite tho

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012



worth archiving imho

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


holy poo poo its pretty fitting that every time derek wants to gently caress with some rando redditor theres a legit handicap they have and people ask him to stop

im seeing a pattern here

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


mormonpartyboat posted:

we should stop reddit before they handicap all of our children

i for one have decided supporting a child seems alot less fun than flying spaceships with my friends so see you in the verse (ill be in the big ship you poors)

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


pftc posted:

loving Chris Roberts is using this handicapped kids money for coke



well thats one way to show whos the boss

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Mirificus posted:

If anything, the gaming press has been grotesquely lenient on Star Citizen.

the best part is where he says he likes the news sites created just for sc because everyone else is a shill

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Romes128 posted:

Dereks a blood cause he hates the crips

ahahahahahaha

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


paging demoniusx

lets get real loving weird

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Prop Wash posted:

Go post in byob, I'm sure they'll be happy to make it into the double digits of active posters

this is bad advice, go to fyad

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Amethyst posted:

lol, lmaoing my rear end off to this ripoff of 4chan humor from 3 years ago. Goons are truly a cool group of badasses and definitely not terminally dull rejects who feel the need to stalk crippled kids for a semblance of cultural validation.

im laughing as well friend, can i offer you some more jokes?

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Amethyst posted:

You literally have a Derek Smart avatar. You're a cheerleader for an incredibly stupid obsessive who doxes wheelchair bound vid game fans because he has nothing better to do. You probably spend several hours a week in this lovely thread.

I don't even need to add anything more to this post because it's already clear that your unimaginably pathetic life isn't worth living.

no u r

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Amethyst posted:

Shut the gently caress up you white noise dullard. You don't even stand out in the thread where the baseline poster is the kind of drooling moron who finds snoop dogg youtube poops funny.

which is worse, getting upset in internet threads about games or not being the most noticeable retard?

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Marching Powder posted:

i don't give a poo poo about this stupid loving dweeb space sim but i am interested in watching a middle-aged computer coding specialist litigate against an actually severely retarded child

its the closest to #dorkcourt i could find and its loving hilarious

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


goon on goon hate is cool too

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


are we at peak stupid yet

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Octopode posted:

You realize at the point that Star Citizen began development, CryEngine and UE3 were the only games in town as far as licensable, high-end engines, right? And that developing an engine from scratch is orders of magnitude more difficult than adapting even a badly-suited engine to your needs, right? And that, given the choice between having to adapt two equally unsuited engines to the task, it makes much more sense to actually go with the one with a developer that's willing to commit significant engineering expertise to helping you do so, right?

it also makes much more sense to have a feature set defined before you start developing

but this isnt a story about professional developers, its a story of exploration and new horizons because no one has ever tried to punch code to make space ships fly and people walk let alone half the other poo poo they have promised

sorry buddy but you got a cowboy with a $90m budget and you are that enamored you cant tell the difference between sucking his dick and letting him piss on your lips

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Octopode posted:

None of that makes you any less wrong about your original point.

lol knowing what the gently caress you are going to build before you start doing it?

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012



Chris Roberts, pay attention to this. Its better PR than what you ave been doing

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


fuzzknot posted:

That's right.

Love you, too.

love you three, invest in my future thx

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


when i grow up i want to be a internet poster cum warlod

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


peter gabriel posted:

Reminds me of the end of Titanic where that loving huge Jpeg sinks, I cry everytime

[development team meeting]
CR: allright guys, you seen memento? thats how we run this poo poo. i send a picture and you unscrabble my memory from what i write on there.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


RIP thread, you caught reddit aids

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


so basically nothing happened (like no game no courts no meltdowns)

thread bad

seraph bad

bitcoin bad

citizens bad

hitler good

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


grimcreaper posted:

How is the thread bad? We might possibly be having someone brew an ACTUAL beer in honor of the fail that is Star Citizen, and maybe even our very own SA Concierge Black Cards to prove we didnt spend $1000 on the thread. This thread is totally made of awesome.

o wat we get cards.... threads ok seraphs hitler burn citizens

dinosaaauurrs

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


grimcreaper posted:

i dont remember that scene at all. but i like that movie.

Also, bring it. You cant be man enough to take that picture.

but he is mentally broken so

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012


Namefag Edgelord posted:

Yep, this kid has no idea what he's dealing with here.

paedophile
bitcoiner
desperate for attention and recognition as an "alpha male"
oblivious to the fact that sa don give a gently caress beyond watching internet mental breakdowns happen

you are not the first person to be either of the above here

also fitting you threaten to gently caress someones child as a retort

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012



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Jul 4, 2012


Namefag Edgelord posted:

Seriously though you guys I was really funny on page 317 and I feel strongly that I should get a reconsideration of my permaban, clearly I am capable of quality posting. Imagine if you accepted me as one of your own instead of continuing to reject me over and over again like an unwanted ginger stepchild with PTSD.... wait... wh...

err but yeah, think it over, because I could totally take that positive energy, and like put it into my heart and stuff and then make good and funny posts. If I wasn't banned.

get banned edgename faglord

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