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I put $35 towards this two years ago. How do I get in on crashing ships into other ships? I probably have whatever the cheapest ship is, if that makes a difference. Also, sorry for never adding you on steam eonwe, my wife and I became hermits for awhile.
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1stGear posted:Take discussions of the Ramming Insurgency to the off-site forums, please. Are you in the ramming insurgency?
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I'd give :fivebux: to whoever writes 500 words about how Star Citizen will save socialism I wrote a thing for you, give me an avatar to mark this lovely, momentous occasion, or not, I don't care really. If we look at the case study that is the lovely Microsoft Paint, live-action, imagination station, space simulator Star Citizen, it is quite clear how it is indicative of the broader issues with capitalism. Capitalism usually rests on the idea of con men at least having to somewhat disguise their fleecing attempts, but hero of PC gaming Chris Roberts, lovingly referred to as space-trump by his admirers, has changed this paradigm. He makes know effort to hide his efforts to suck money from the masses using promises of fake spaceships. It’s reminds me of some sitcom I remember from the 90s where someone gets a picture of a car instead of a real car for their birthday, and they were very upset and the laugh track was queued. In this modern era, people are thrilled to get that car picture and if the laugh track is queued people will come out and scream incoherently in your ear until you leave the studio. This is the state of capitalism, it is no longer about trading goods for services, it is about trading goods for the possibility that maybe you will get services. But instead, you have a drink with Chris Roberts and wake up with no memory of what happened and get mad at any one who suggested that maybe Chris took advantage of you the night before. Then you double-down and keep going over to his house for drinks. If this is the end-game of capitalism, it is surely only a matter of time before the entire system breaks down and the one-percent of the one-percent have all the money while the poors are busy subsisting on pictures of food, driving to work in pictures of cars and working on pictures of computers in cardboard boxes with pictures of office buildings on them. This terrifying reality is why Chris Roberts and Star Citizen are actually the savior of socialism. In this current age of globalization, people would have you believe that the pie is increasing for everyone and socialism is not relevant. One thing we know now changes this assessment, if there is pie, Chris Robert will eat it. We cannot let Chris Roberts eat the pie, we must vote for Bernie Sanders now and implement socialist reforms. These jpeg lovers are our canary in the coal mine, we cannot allow capitalism, Chris Roberts and Star Citizen to undermine the future of our children any longer. This terrifying reality that is fast approaching must galvanize people everywhere to stand against trading money for imaginary things, and supporting the implementation of checks and balances on the capitalist system that allows for jpeg-purchasing. Any funds that can be usurped before they go up Chris Roberts nose must be used to create a safety net of rehabilitation centers and halfway houses to get people the help they need. This can be the turning point, only the adaptation of socialist methods can save us from the terrifying reality that is full, fake space-capitalism. If our society does not turn to our savior Bernie Sanders, there will be no earth left to fight for, just a jpeg with some coke on it.
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Beet Wagon posted:Hmm... riddled with spelling and punctuation errors, rambling, and lacking any real cohesive argument. Five out of five stars, give the man his :fivebux: It warms my heart that you can fully appreciate the art of Internet arguing.
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Beet Wagon posted:I also know my microwave well. VERY well. I'm not saying I've had sex with it, but I'm also not saying I haven't. A fleet of things that exist? Sounds sketchy
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aleksendr posted:My question is more "Why are the cockpit designer obsessed with plexyglas pannel canopy ? When Even late WW2 P51 (the top one) had Bubble canopy The p51 was my favorite plane as a kid. How much of my money do I have to give you to buy that
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Beet Wagon posted:Your new avatar is worth every single one of those 527 poorly thought-out, hastily written words. It has the patron saint himself and everything. Thanks TB.
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Octopode posted:Nope; my position is that my only connection to these people is as a consumer buying a product, and that's the only connection I'm likely to ever have with them, so the specifics of their wellbeing and treatment are of very little concern to me because of that, and probably a matter between them, their employers, and the people that actually know them. It contained no statement about how I would treat them. I'm not going to try to pretend like I care about them any more than that, and especially not going to pretend like my statements about how bad I feel make any difference weighed against actually purchasing the product. I hope you don't seriously believe this, either way just stfu
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Solvency posted:I'm always amazed how easily this thread goes off the rails if certain people post here. You all just can't help yourself. Seems like you've got it all figured out
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SirTagz posted:An there I was, thinking you are hiding an intelligent person behind this poo poo-posting. Turns out there are turd-nuggets all the way down "I'm offended by your mockery, you stupid social justice warriors who get easily offended"
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SirTagz posted:You though I sounded offended? Which part was the trigger? 'poo poo' or 'nuggets' or the part when i did not ask him to kill himself? I understand you are upset, but just show us on the jpeg where croberts touched you.
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We're all here for you tagz, this is a safe space
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:They put that much detail in the loving missiles? No wonder this stupid game will never exist.
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MeLKoR posted:Will there be an "open world" type of thing? How is a limitation of forty players per instance a client-side issue?
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Beet Wagon posted:Well, you see, the servers themselves have the capacity for basically an unlimited number of players, because servers are magic things made out of pure video game. The issue is that the client-side processes are dependent on the users' hardware setups, and that causes a bandwidth bottleneck that limits the amount of nano-location-threading that can be piped to the client. Because nano-location-threading is very viscous, if the servers continue to try and force their unlimited fidelity to the client, the Borgnine Technical Refractors get all clogged up and have to be defrunged to keep working, which is just beyond the technical limitations of client-side hardware. Ah, the old nano location threading problem Well that will definitely be solved when this game comes out in six years and my monitor has more ram
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Truga posted:I'm lolling. That second post is amazing, you are doing gods work
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:why is there no dedicated ramming vessel Ss funhole obviously
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MeLKoR posted:I see a lot of hurt butts, keep up the good work guys. Just you wait, in 6 years croberts will revolutionize gaming by releasing a counter to player interaction probably 
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ShredsYouSay posted:I think that guy saying Star Citizen Shitlords aren't spergs, but rather people who hate themselves and want some avenue in life in which to succeed was probably correct. Smells like projection in here
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ShredsYouSay posted:Fine, some people on this thread. you were probably right the first time I was only ironically disagreeing with you
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SirPhoebos posted:I remembered that the Wing Commander movie was reviewed by none other than Roger Ebert: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/wing-commander-1999 That whole review is basically "this movie sucks"
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peter gabriel posted:At least it's on Steam now This is amazing and the best this thread has to offer, it's all down hill from here
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Loiosh, I need a sitrep. What's happening in the wild world of Star Citizen? All the things, everything you can literally imagine E: D_Smart posted:They've got about $11.35m left. Don't ask me how I know any of that. I really hope this is true. Im only here for the inevitable meltdown, so the sooner the better
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Can you buy bagels and cream cheese in the 'verse? Probably from actual space jews if past space games are any indicator
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Will they take care of Space Chris You mean Croberts (blessed be his name)? They'll take care of him until their space 401k is blown up by pirates, then they'll crucify him It's ironic you see
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CashEnsign posted:So one of my Corp mates suggested I do this and I'm mentally preparing myself for the shitstorm of comments to follow, but long story short my soon yo be ex wife is extremely needy and unable to occupy her time without a man in her physical presence. At first this was awesome, but as Eve became more intriguing to me she became upset. I've tried to explain to her that I use eve to help with my ptsd from the war... As opposed to running outside doing some stupid poo poo and getting arrested.... So here I am now letting it all out on the line. I've spoken to close friends and Corp mates and most have had a similar sentiment... gently caress her she's no good regardless of what she looks like. So Ask Me Anything. oh and since people have asked this is what she looks like http://imgur.com/SLHVMZx you are going to ditch someone who stuck with you through a deployment and only wants to spend time with you, simply so you can play eve? you seem like a perfect fit for the verse, jump on it while the jpeg is still available
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xanif posted:You guys are just not getting this physics discussion. We're talking about Finally some solid physics that Sheldon cooper can get behind
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Sarsapariller posted:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/123Q00u8aTR1lIZdo2OOQrZNZsnTsFhrpM0ExA_nBgqE/viewform?c=0&w=1&usp=send_form I am a hardcore rp whale now, good poll
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G0RF posted:
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LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:
prestiege/proficiancy I think the poll creation team also made those badges
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Wintermutant posted:This thread's hard to keep up with; who's Karl and why should he gently caress off? He fucks with urkle and we don't like that much
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Beet Wagon posted:Yeah but it's coming around again. Have they moved away from their golden mechs thing?
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Amarcarts posted:It's an acronym for "Hands On Throttle and Dick" And here Iwas thinking it was just a capitalized description of star citizen
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I.N.R.I posted:Y'all cum inside farm animals. If I make a joke about grooming sheep for wool will anyone get the reference
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ThomasPancake posted:I actually occupy a rather nice space between cute and handsome lol, 51 posts total with that reg date? are you the fat guy in the pictures who got mad that we are calling you fat?
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ThomasPancake posted:I actually occupy a rather nice space between cute and handsome all 51 of your lovely posts are in games, are you an advanced j4g?
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Warcabbit posted:Comparison time! What do I have? What game are you making?
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I will testify at the space court for kismensus. He could not have broke the fish pact because I and another goon had already goonfucked it Tis true, ban me from goonrathi, tia
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