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The dolvak posts are my favorite. He dares the great one to come after him and he does then starts crying when it happens.
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Why do they keep trying to screw with the great one? He knows all. Stupid redditors.
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With all the stupid depraved poo poo goons have done over the years we are not even stupid enough to gently caress with Derek.
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The Saddest Robot posted:If you're not full of yourself then what are you full of? Dicks mostly
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The Saddest Robot posted:Your own dick? No that would be gay
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D_Smart posted:Oh please. Don't tools would rather spend money on lovely JPEG ships for a vaporware game. Hey now I'm with you on most things but this has gone too far. Those jpegs are drat pretty. They'll never be released into a game but they're still pretty.
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Raskolnikov posted:Mansplained gender to a trans woman while shouting over everyone else to get his point across. I ain't got time for that. Dorkpriest and seraph should have a weekly podcast.
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The Saddest Robot posted:Mr Smart, I know your priority is probably developing the framework, networking and balancing, but why don't you hire a couple of decent graphics artists to make your game look like it's not from 20 years ago? Assuming your engine can use shaders it wouldn't even be that huge of a technical issue, just a content one. Because he can just wait and buy the star citizen assets for pennies on the dollar in a year. Duh.
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Dork priest. How often do you have to check your back for kick me signs from your students?
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Shut up goons. The redditors are watching us. They'll think we aren't part of 1 concerted effort to ruin star citizen.
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grimcreaper posted:Ok, which one you gits is posting on my steam profile for serious. You would be lucky to suckle on the sweet teet of the great one.
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Omi-Polari posted:You're planning something, Bootcha. Something big. I hope he's just planning to get his money back
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Reddit really needs to stop reporting LoD. You're loving with his livelihood at that point and the Derek will find you.
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Amethyst posted:It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row. I like you. I think me and you could be friends once you get that stick removed from your rear end.
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Lol. He deleted all his comments? Yeah he's not afraid of anything. Who's got his post where he dared Derek to go after his posting history?
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Amethyst posted:Hmmmmmmm yes, it's perfectly reasonable to dox a kid, and publish his personal details on a hugely trafficked forum, because he left a bunch of negative reviews on steam. I am a Rational human being who does not stuff magazines up his rear end as soon as I get home every night What do you stuff up your rear end? I'm looking for new ideas.
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Amethyst posted:The coward's way out. I'm not surprised that a man of your limited mental capacity unable to defend themselves and needs to resort to hiding behind the teacher's skirts. lol Do you often go under teachers skirts? Is this a kink of yours?
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Amethyst posted:No one quoted this dumb unfunny poo poo you probably spent an hour on. roffle Uh you just did
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Kimsemus posted:Next they are just going to complete Star Citizen in Unity because Star Citizen itself is under so much flak, and call it a day. lol, it's just a front end to upload to amazon. Click on the picture and it links direct to it. Yeah this was a good idea, no way is this not gonna blow up in your face.
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Good Dumplings posted:I know it's negative as balls, but I always got that feeling from that and the Starfleet Dental stuff. The videos try hard to be funny and irreverent, but often it comes off as really forced, like they need to be funny. Goonswarm propaganda is usually like that too, but sometimes they make something that isn't completely awkward if you're not in the group: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxY4kiz_lg We cheat. Dear Leader is a movie director so we always have the best videos.
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Just you guys wait. 2.0 will launch any day now and we will all feel like chumps.
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Oh man someone link the terrible sandi speech again. I want to cringe.
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drat goons. Reddit is watching. They're gonna think we aren't organized.
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janssendalt posted:I dreamt about it yesterday: I forget. Did we allow your weird rear end into sfd? I want to be sure before I insult you again
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janssendalt posted:Yes No the only dentist I insult is eonwe but that's his kink. He loves the dirty stuff.
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What will be released first? Star Citizen or Lowtaxs mmo?
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I am the goon that sent lowtax the box of dildos and porn.
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pftc posted:The Star Citizen dudes do it themselves, they're just terrible at it. I didn't know this site existed. What wonders it must hold. Commence poo poo posting.
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sorla78 posted:Your AV is weird and creepy. Guild wars 2 porn is best porn. My top and bottom half are roving around the forums. Occasionally we meet up and it's majestic.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:They could have stayed in TX. I still don't know why the LA studio was even created. They don't make movies in Austin duh. Sandi needs to live her dream.
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I buy gif avatars thank you.
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Reddit. I am willing to inform on goons for that sweet sweet karma points.
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Mukip posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals This has been done time and time again. Please stay up to date on the best games thread ever.
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Mukip posted:Well poo poo, sorry. Wouldn't want to post something repetitive in this thread. I f5 this thread every minute. Best games thread every. I do however provide recaps on the #starcitizen channel on syn irc.
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Who's gonna be the first goon to nutscape the jpegs on stargur?
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Incombibulator posted:Well, that's stupid. When you buy a car you build it yourself! You don't expect it all to be done for you and you just choose the paint. I would download a car
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Hey my ships are in my hangar. That means they're real. I sit in then and make space ship sounds. At night when I close my eyes to my shabby apartment and the hunger that I couldn't afford food because I absolutely needed that fish tank I know that Christ Roberts is making my dream game. 2 weeks. E: also please check out my new internet radio station. It's called "I don't have a clue"
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Justin Tyme posted:for god's sake everyone, ben lesnick is a human being too True. He's like 3 human beings. Probably 5 sandis. E: seriously Ben. Get the band surgery. You won't make it past 50 at this rate.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2025 02:48 |
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Derek wants to put 250 people out of work. So Chris did it for him. Rip Austin office.
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