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Hockey is the best sport but here's an opinion: watching it on TV is horrible but watching it live is the most fun ever! And playing it is the best. So there you go, it's a regular sport that has boxing intermissions. Go Blackhawks, change your logo. Derek do the thing that goons told you to do because goons are fickle and Matilda isn't banned anymore and I bet it will only take you like 5 seconds anyways. Dogstoyevsky fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Derek delivered on time, your move CIG. E: I wonder if EightAce or Bootcha can say anything about this.
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Derekstosslegende Hey Matilda! Translate this!
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You guys didn't clap hard enough and now Tinkerbell is dead. You monsters.
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Wow. I wake up, Deadmau5 is modding GBS. We have a mole inside CIG, and Derek Smart is laying sick burns on an unfinished space video game. This is truly a second Golden Age for Something Awful. E: Also glad you're alive EightAce. Obviously, find a better job soon E2: God, LF was even sorta-back for a hot second. Dogstoyevsky fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Jan 28, 2016 |
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God I really want to read the postmortem book on this. I want, nay, need more than some Kotaku article. E: Can you embed gifs in a book yet, this is actually super important to the ~fidelity~ of the Star Citizen story.
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Welp thanks to this thread I bought and then played the new Shadowrun for the last three nights and so didn't look at this thread at all. It was amazing, and it turns out, was successfully funded on Kickstarter! It has many things a game should have, like orks, and magic, and grenade launchers, and really good writing. Also I guess there are two more of these games which were released over like four years! Incredible. I don't know how Jordan Weissmann does it! Anyways, that's my inspirational story of how you can crowdfund a game and still have it come out and be good, so don't lose hope CIG! 
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Beet Wagon posted:That's an easy enough change to make. I went with "Marines" so the acronym would be SMAC, which is what I do to my face every time I see more Star Citizen "development" news. But SMAC is a good game that already exists 
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Corn on the Crob Crobgobbler get this Star... Shitizen 
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To this day my favorite part of the Stimpire short story is the reuse of "sickening" in the sickening closing sentence sickening.quote:The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. Just sickening.
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CRS-One Crim Cram the Craypeg Man
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Man what happened here? I'm wasting my life, but at least I didn't spend any money on Craypegs.
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Beet Wagon posted:Stone crabs are probably my favorite type of crab  It's the tastiest and you can catch like five million of them yourself in the Puget Sound
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Daztek posted:
Has anyone pointed out that this is basically just a ripoff of a lovely Star Wars EU fighter?  http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/StarViper-class_attack_platform That said I still like it because it's one of the only spacecraft in this game that doesn't look like a dumbass space plane.
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I'm worried that we're down to one last wave of fun bullshit in the Star Citizen drama: the release of Sq42 and the subsequent collapse of the fandom. It's going to be sweet but it seems like everything is tumbling towards that now, and there's so little left in between. Ah well. You know what they say: the candle that burns twice as bright is in development for 4 years* and costs 120 million dollars. * actually 1 1/2 years clearly you know nothing of game development
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Strategic Tea posted:To be fair anyone more than vaguely invested against this 'game' should be almost as ashamed as anyone invested in favour of it. Personally, if Star Citizen doesn't fail, I'm going to kill myself, and I expect that many other goons will do the same. Derek, this will all be on your conscience. Source: I have pledged over 30,000 dollars towards this game not succeeding.
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 That was my one good idea for the day. Foiled again by the invisible hand of the marketplace!
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MeLKoR posted:As someone pointed out earlier in the thread her posts wouldn't pass the Bechdel test. I wish we could have "Bootcha" added to the word filter as  MY BOYFRIEND He's all of our boyfriend now  
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Eonwe posted:IMO you can be okay with fuzzknot being probated, but fuzzknot is part of this SA thread and 
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Jobbo_Fett posted:YES MY lol at the downvotes for anyone who expresses any concern about Ben's weight, no matter how well-intentioned. No problems here, folks.
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Skellybones posted:This is
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teh_Broseph posted:I think somehow this hasn't been done yet Good thinking, and I also have done my part to shitpost  https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/KBdETI5KbkhLudhNA8E
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I'M SIX THOUSAND POSTS BEHIND EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SECOND
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oh my god this thread is truly an abyss of illogic
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 @ anybody acting too cool for this thread or derek's troll, you post in a dead comedy forum from the 90s about a dying videogame that is fleecing money from nerds, please explain this to a normal person and they will try to have you committed involuntarily or give you swirlies until you die
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G0RF posted:
I missed this and can't google up anything that resembles this, can anyone help me out?
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Colostomy Bag posted:Poor choice given the number of holes in the story. 
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Gentlemen, it has been a privilege shitposting with you tonight.
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Sunswipe posted:Never seen 2001, but I've read the book and I honestly thought it was overrated. The movie is really a different thing altogether. Anything by Kubrick is a joy to watch and 2001 is his finest. Really gorgeous cinematography. The analogy is apt in a way, because like Croberts, Kubrick was a notorious control freak and redid takes constantly (refactoring, lol) and ran his cast and crew completely ragged. But he was a legit genius, and Croberts is a hack with no imagination or technical aptitude.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:a hot take from the frontlines of r/starcitizen A little known fact is that Kubrick also struggled to get space station rings to rotate properly in his effects tests. http://i.imgur.com/0XECm4p.gifv
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It's about the journey, not the destination, commandos o9
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