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Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Bootcha posted:

no but you can come down to Austin and I'll drown you in BBQ and beer and high west whiskey/burbon

Bootcha please don't drown Eonwe as I like his posting and it would be a shame to lose that.

Although it sounds like a fun way to go out so I should leave the final call up to him.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 17:44

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:37

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

"Let's say I am mildly interested in SC" Karl, seriously get help pretending to be your own kid and lying to complete strangers about a stupid "potential" game, is odd to say the least. This is not normal behaviour.

I think I'd like to know more about Karl's knowledge about covering up criminal acts.

Derek, please post and let us know you're ok :ohdear:

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 23:20

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

o7 ???

~~Karl~~ ~~Matilda~~ Somethingstarcitize, are you one of those Germans the Evegoons evicted from Cloud Ring? Or did you lose isk when your application to GSF failed?

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 01:32

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Nyeehg posted:

Oh lord. The shrill squeaking at the end of the second video has left my ears in a state of prolonged pain. Who thought any of that was a good idea!?

Come to think of it, the guys in the second video seem vaguely familiar. Did they come up in the thread earlier?

God drat you for reminding me of them, but yes, they did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blPpnnSOiwk

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 23:53

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Friendly Tumour posted:

How do you know any of that?

Derek's inside man is Erin Roberts

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 14:33

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Omi-Polari posted:

I'm guessing now that there's no way Chris will let anyone miss his magnum opus by allowing skippable cut-scenes

# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 04:10

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

jaegerx posted:

Also if Sandi is one of my wingmen I'm gonna frag her right away just like I did maniac. It'll probably break the story because there's no way she would let herself get written off in episode 1

Bug Report: "I shot Sandi, then my ship exploded for no reason, the game crashed, uninstalled itself, my forum account was permabanned, finally my hard drive was wiped over with static".

QA Response: "Not a bug. Feature working as intended"

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 05:57

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

janssendalt posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yLTm8DZ8s4

hey guys

did anyone see this video?

you can almost hear goons crying on the background

Yeah, with that and the livestream, we've turned 180 degrees around. Can't wait to play. Post your referral code, you deserve a reward for keeping the faith

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 05:32

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Those forums are going to become a giant game of whack-a-mole for the mods as time goes on. They should really add it as a minigame to the social module so the true believers can help out

# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 07:15

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Tippis posted:

No, really: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satisficing

Things I've learned from EVE #1: Never argue with Tippis about spaceships :v:

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 06:04

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Tippis posted:

Oooh. Viscera Cleanup Detail tie-in. Think of the money CIG could make on this unique idea that no-one has had before.

After CIG crashes and burns, I'm going to buy a copy of their customer database during the ensuing firesale auction, then I'll start a Viscera Cleanup business in real life, cleaning up after all the cultist suicides.

[img]explodingwhale.gif[/img]

# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 06:49

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

Yeah I think I scraped against another ship there

Yes but you made a new friend there so that's all that matters

# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 03:13

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

fuzzknot posted:

. . . Bwahahahaha. This is a Lesnick quote, yes?

More or less, yes

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 05:38

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Beexoffel posted:

How can I get in contact with these frogs made of diamond?
I have a brand new Anaconda and a Mostly Harmless combat rank.

Have a look in the Private Game Servers subforum
:frontear:

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 11:54

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Amarcarts posted:

A pizza that isn't Hawaiian a shameful pizza

Catching up with the thread, but I just wanted to say, one of my local pizza shops makes a Bacon, Banana, and Chilli (flakes) Pizza.

Which is loving amazing to eat.

I've just noticed they also do a Kangaroo Pizza (Kangaroo fillet marinated in Australian wild spices), so I think I'll give that a shot next time.

P_Gabz, I hope your friend doesn't get murdered :ohdear:

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 08:36

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

He's on ignore; so I don't see anything from him. Please don't quote him anymore as that defeats the purpose of an ignore list.

Can you tell us who else is on your ignore list so we know who not to quote in future

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 16:38

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

They could have built their own engine, as well as the spaceship to go around it, and flown to Mars and back, with the time and money they've been given

# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 15:15

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Best thread of 2015. Can't wait to see what 2016 will bring us

:gary:

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:17

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Goddamn it man, get quoting, what do you think this is, the star citizen development cycle?

^^ this

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:19

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

gently caress you, Launcher!

Also, Peter; do you have any more pictures of your catte wearing a tie? :3:

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:28

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Xaerael posted:

gently caress, I kinda wanted to go to bed, but now I don't want to miss passing the milestone. Maybe I should donate more posts so we can get there quicker?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:36

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

It is impossible for this thread to move faster than the speed of the explosions

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:42

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

winter attire

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:44

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

alphabettitouretti posted:

http://i.imgur.com/W5D2E40.jpg

Star Citizen: A future in which toilet paper no longer exists

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 14:02

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

my favorite is the guy who took a picture of himself taking a poo poo in a space toilet. It's amazing.

No pants around his ankles either, so he's just wandering around on his spaceship with it all hanging out :psyduck:

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 14:27

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

You are all my alts.

yooz da biggest an da meanest of tha lot of uz which makes yoo da boss :orks:

also, spore-based reproduction etc etc :40k-lore:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 08:49

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Young Freud posted:

Hasn't Fallout 4 basically did that with their character editor.

Wait, was Chris' vision before or after Fallout 4?

Sidenote re: Fallout 4 - Bethesda will be releasing the Creation Kit for the modding community soon.

I can't wait for someone to mod FO4 into (a working) Star Citizen :allears:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 07:33

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

SharkTattoos posted:

We still don't have goon-de-ada do we?

Still waiting on Derek to do his part. He should be done in two weeks.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 07:36

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

It's a demonstration of the PVP slider. Crank it to full and never worry about feeling grief again (that is until your wife leaves you because you spent all your money on JPEGs instead of your mortgage)

# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 10:08

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

i will provide you with an alibi if necessary pgabz you only have to ask

:pgabz:

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 16:15

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

If I say I was in the 'Universe do you think that will do?

maybe but usually you are stealing other peoples ships and i'm not sure buti think piracy is probably also frowned upon by HMG

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 16:20

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

That room is where we had our final exhibition at design college, I chose the room, it is upstairs in an old mill in Manchester.
I am also in that film, seriously ha ha, suck it Sandi!

That's one of the best scenes in that film, your dancing is superb:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QbuYYcfRmA

sorry to doxx you dancing cat :ohdear:

# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 16:45

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

mrking posted:

Nobody is saying it will be easy. Or fun. CIG is breaking ground in developing ~~games~~ jpgs that are unfun at their very core. It does sound like multiplayer matches are supposed to play as slow and plodding combat between two teams of awkward space men.

Playing paintball during work team-building days was enough to show me I can't run around at full sprint for hours like in an FPS, so CIG has achieved fidelity with real life there.

They just need to add an area at the back of the arena I can sit and drink beers and watch everyone else run around playing armymen for it to be 100% immersive.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 11:47

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Step away from the computer for a couple of hours and return to see this thread has blown up for some reason, then I read Derek's twitter.

Oh goddamn, you never fail to deliver, Dr Smart :allears:

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 18:09

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

So I just thought of something, and hear me out here. What if Chris is actively trying to help the backers get out? ... Ultimately what if Chris is trapped by the very beast that he created, SC and Sandi. And that this entire thing is nothing more then a serious cry for help. A cry that will go unanswered.

Of course the truth is much simpler then this, but it's at least something funny to consider.

At the first whiff of Chris not following script, Ortwin would do some more Hollywood accounting with the seventeen companies they've set up and that would be the end for him. As long as Sandi stayed silent, they'd throw her a bone and give her the mocap studio as her way back into show business, this time in production rather than talent.

Chris, of course, wouldn't even be left with a pot to piss in.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 21:19

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

I didn't do the remake this weekend. I am home alone all this weekend; so I'll do it. Promise.

Please be a man of your word, Derek :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 27, 2016 00:09

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gugjt9YVHY0

pgabz music on point as always

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 05:46

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

I have to say, Disco's acting is much better than Sandi's

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 06:48

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

vyst posted:

I can't believe that non consensual PVP is a legitimate thing. Like pvping someone is akin to rape

Harsh consequences is something that is absent from most MMOs and it's something we all desire :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 22:52

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:37

Lack of Gravitas: Oct 11, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Hav posted:

I like how almost nobody starts with cannibalism.

Is everyone secretly okay with the inevitable space cannibalism? I mean, there would be long pig everywhere there would be people, and you know that there's going to be times when engines crap out. Starvation is a hell of a drive.

Perhaps a crafting game involving spices and herbs, and everyone having a secret 'deliciousness' variable. The actual slaughtering animations could be tasteful, and even give rise to a butchering minigame; you could use the assets for other things, like cows, space cows, martian cows, indicating the best parts of the meat with your laser knife. Perhaps people could have distinctive skulls that could be collected someplace.

It's already in another (not-space) ship sailing game, so of course Croberts will ~~steal the idea~~ come up with a new and innovative feature for the BDSSSE

# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 23:12

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