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Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Why don't they just release it as "Goat Simulator in Space" and get over with it.

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Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Scrolling down like mad, hit next, repeat.
Derek do not pull a crobberts on us,click the publish button .

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Derek :justpost:

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

D_Smart posted:

Been busy all day. And legal wanted me to source some info in the article before making it live. That's all done now and it will go live in the morning.

http://www.dereksmart.org/2015/11/interstellar-pirates/

Goons:

cukP3fKiFQ8G

Control-F mafia. Results found.
God.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
loled at "That’s him in the chair! "

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Just read it, i'm trembling. Glorious.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Star Citizen: Fifty-Thousand Shades of Grey

Form follows function

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Daztek posted:

Why is she still looking at her paper every 3 words

in a prerecorded video

that has been edited

immersion.
also crazy lurker that finally caught up with the trhead.
my dayjob was almost threatened during the mafia days.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Mr. Derek do you think Erin is now a hero?

Also, 3 days deadline? Set by whom?

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
So, is there any point to keep up F5-ing Derek's feed, and reddit?
Bladestone farming was the norm for tonight.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
wow https://twitter.com/dsmart

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Derek, is "key exits" not exists.
Fix it to fav.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Erin. Leaves. Early.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
A hard cover tome covering this epic ( with hires pictures, cats included ) has to happen.

edit: poor guy is exhausted from hard negotiations and all.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
half speed at 2:14

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Grimaces, posture, tone of voice, more likely come from the future documentary when asked about his exodus || bro controversy.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Mr.Tophat posted:

Nope. That microexpression is a smile. Happens when liar thinks he has successfully lied, and is enjoying imagined superiority that they have duped someone.

"I think they ate it. (Oh yes they did.)"

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zETVr04XUE4

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Would anyone PM a lurkpleb the solution to the puzzle?
Or the encoded message + "salt"?
Can't stop reading and F5ing until i know...

Derek please be safe.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
gently caress it, i will give it a shot with gnupg using combinations to reconstruct the key, missing a couple a digits i guess ( 4th clue! )

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
e: noob

Nellistos fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Apr 3, 2016

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

StarBegotten posted:

Hell, I just used Chrome and Notepad to solve it :)

i am an engineer

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Screams eeeEEE posted:

i need that last clue

whelp, just cracked it
bruteforced it, 10 tries average if you have the rest of the key



i think it would be for the best to resume Archer's Fart analysis for a while.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

Wrecked Angle posted:

Haha, no you didn't.

:suspense:

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Panama Papers: Mossack Fonseca leak reveals elite's tax havens
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-35918844

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Relevant?

quote:

On the 3 April 2016, it was announced that 11 million confidential documents have been leaked. These Panama Papers reveal how associates of Vladimir Putin, Petro Poroshenko, Bashar al-Assad, Hosni Mubarak and others hide billions of dollars offshore.[19] The documents, containing 2.6 terabytes of data, cover nearly 40 years of records and are currently being investigated and analysed by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
wtf is happening, it is across the globe, reddit one

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
The fact that noone is PM sharing is really telling.
Due to the nature of the information, even in encrypted form, could backfire to Derek as well though.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
EightAce == Dr. Smart?

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
First thought was ha, here is their scapegoat; for a couple of weeks at least.
But no, they are already started spinning it.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Don't know, i feel a little bit sad. Can't bring myself to enjoy it 100%. Do not know why.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
I am starting to believe that STIMSIS is more worried about breitbart news catching up with the story,
bonus points if Derek updates the OP with benghazi quotes and opinions, so cig has content to stir and work with.

wtf happened on 27th Feb, seems that most shills regged on that day

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013

STIMSIS posted:

Derek Smart said he's gonna burn all the shitizens jpegs to the ground, but it looks like he's burned himself down first.

Derek UPDATE THE OP!!! You haven't done so since 04/04/16 which is 13 days ago and that's not good. There's been an entire event known as Ben-Ghazi that should be included. I want to hear Derek's take on racism, on sexism. It would be fascinating to hear.

Moved to [Concern] forum.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Maybe it is Alexis...

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Imagine raising the paywall again now.

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
So can we openly call it a scam now?
edit and where is Derek for the ELE, this is his legals' weekend

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Agree. Enough with the "romanticism".
Oh "mismaaaanagement". Uhh a "dreamer".
lol

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Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
Sandi: "Sorry guys, was probated what happened during the weekend?"

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