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Broccoli Cat
Mar 8, 2013

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ShredsYouSay posted:

He knows which state you sleep in,



that part made me chortle like heck

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Broccoli Cat
Mar 8, 2013

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Dusty Lens posted:

The Cutlass issue is, at this point, one of the more concrete examples of vision failing to survive a ham fisted attempt at execution, the manner in which CIG responded to that failure and their dismissal of ensuing criticism. The tragedy is that it's a rather substantial parallel for Star Citizen as a whole, down to the core of sincerely decent people who still continue to put genuine effort into making an attempt to provide earnest feedback in the hopes of providing a means for things to turn out allright.



yeah whatever.


more importantly though, this loving poo poo with the gary oldman mouth thing is gold.

Broccoli Cat
Mar 8, 2013

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Budgie posted:

giant hairy pussies keep sandis out



hey did Derek win vandul spawn yet?

Broccoli Cat
Mar 8, 2013

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So how far along on the multiple alien languages do you think they are?


why don't they just use klingon and jabba the hut language?

it's not like they're real loving languages

vietnamese sounds pretty hosed up too

Broccoli Cat
Mar 8, 2013

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HEY, I just mixed red wine with beer and a squeeze of lemon and it isn't half bad!




(edit: I added some returns for perfection)

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Mar 8, 2013

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grimcreaper posted:

Ketchup and hot dogs ARE meant for each other. If you disagree then your obviously a Citizen in disguise.



they're only meant for each other if you're 8 years old, you loving twat

talk about hot dogs after you've grown some hair on your loving scrotum

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Mar 8, 2013

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

FTFY

Until there are actual goals, a story, some way to win, etc. this "game" is and shall remain a demo.



I've heard the goal is to kill you, chief.

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Mar 8, 2013

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Chocobo posted:

CIG's marketing tactics are those of a ponzi scheme or some other scam. They whip up their sunk-cost believers into giving even more by dangling even bigger promises of reward, and the believers brigade the poo poo out of Reddit and the like to lure in even more marks.



Exactly, but more importantly, what the gently caress is wrong with Sandi Gardiner's neck??

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well, another awesome metagame stern talking-to logged.

by association, I might as well claim a little bit of

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Decrepus posted:

I wonder what the people who read this thread to get mad think when we hit the anime cycles.



we feel like adult-loving gods in a land of budding pubescent pedophiles

we also look forward to the inevitable friendly fire that occurs during the fog of war

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hey bros I made this in case it will help anybody


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it was like going on a spaceship or peeking into gamer heaven when I watched this

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CrazyLoon posted:

You are far too nice a person for the internet. A bit naive...but moreso nice. Try to keep it that way by not associating too much with some of the literally scummy Star Citizen defenders (or hell, some goons too), will ya? It's nice to have ya around, even if Peter Gabriel has sworn to wreck your couch.

And don't feel too bad about messing with goon fun on occasion, so long as you don't make a habit of it.



:munch:

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Iglocska posted:

Sorry, was a joke about the 200 army size in StarCraft (with 6 supply being the largest unit)...



I like the cut of your jib.



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and also the owner of the largest rainbow anime ceramic unicorn collection north of the equator

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you do realize this means vagina in French right?

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In that case, I recommend you join myself and others who speak the native tongue of Canada, over at


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ShiroTheSniper posted:

It's "chatte", for "p*ssy"

"catte" means nothing in French, sorry.

:eng101:


take your loving lies elsewhere

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That has to be the most boring and non-didactic debate I've ever read.

Someone PLEASE start casually addressing this person in a crude term for genitalia and spice things up a little...I want the husband to start chiming in chivalrously.

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Sarsapariller posted:




I haven't really paid attention to LOD- you should make a thread for it. I was under the impression that it was more of a ground-based planetside 2 game, but if there's spaceships and space combat I will give it a shot.



It's probably the greatest space game ever made AND there's a thriving brony community, to boot.

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Sarsapariller posted:

After a long night of editing it's done. Be gentle, I am still learning the editing software.

I present to you the ptu experience in video form:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go1oFvxUoeI



when the ship disappears and the weapons fall on the ground was loving funny

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Eonwe posted:

I heard Octopode is an expert writer on everything from apologetics about how its okay, good even, for people to suffer if he gets his video game to biographies and the like


I heard Octopode is only 1000 times cooler than you.

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I haven't seen any of you guys around the verse.

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Avalanche posted:

If someone said Shart Sitizen was a mod for Crysis 3 i'd probably believe them.

That's how bad it is.

There really isn't anything all that original in Shitizen. Pretty much a copy/paste job with gravity=0 against black skyboxes with white dots.

Even the cult mentality isn't that original. If you're going to sucker people out of their money, at least don't use the Jim Jones model.






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drat, that's sayin' something...

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you know, if you guys compliment her, and perhaps address her as "m'lady", she might be your waifu...FOR REAL

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EminusSleepus posted:

A banned forum account with just a gifted ship is the true pirate burner account.


this is true as I have many

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

If I want to make friends I should: Get on a chair and boast, then act like an rear end when challenged.


don't give away the secret to your popularity

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peter gabriel posted:

I am 'jacked in' to the amazing future world of VIRTUAL REALITY and lovely DEMOS MADE IN UNITY yes

Edit: I forget sometimes but the entire reason I even bough SC was for a VR thing to dick around in thanks chris


ahhh...it was a beautiful miracle when I sold my DK2 and made a hundred bucks

gently caress yes.

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Eonwe posted:

make whatever shitposts you want about star citizen, but when you start to follow people out of the star citizen community out of spite then you are a hosed up and honestly disgusting person



holy poo poo, your first friend!

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xanif posted:

I like how people are intentionally skirting the CSS of the sub to downvote Bootcha.




I like how I don't know what that means.

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Dapper Dan posted:

Well, first ships in Star Citizen would need fuel. But all I can imagine people doing is faking Space 911 calls and just murdering the ever-living gently caress out of the ambulance for shits and giggles. Or just making a Space 911 call from the farthest, most off the beaten path place so people will think 'Wow, this is expensive, I'll make some money!' so they go all the way out there and they find someone just pranked them.





thank you.

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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

More fitting song titles to describe star citizen.


Radiohead: Million dollar question


Radiohead : how I made my millions


Radiohead: No surprises


Radiohead : Hail to the thief



:master:

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I wish some twat here would make this the starter avatar for all star citizen douchebegs.

no wait, I wish I won the lottery

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Bootcha posted:



EDIT: Oh god remember when I got internet mad at someone?





greatest moment of our collective lives.

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Lime Tonics posted:



Its all about morality and ethics in vide...nevermind.



they also blame the fall of the USSR on something other than the fallacy of Socialism

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Eonwe posted:

I love the doublethink Star Citizens have going on

Beer is a perfect example of this

Beer was an accepted part of the community and he towed the line. He questioned Star Citizen publicly, and now all you ever see from the community is how bad of a person he is or how he "kinda went crazy"

there is no way he could have a valid criticism of RSI or Star Citizen, he is after all bad and/or crazy


YOU'RE DEAD IF YOU TALK poo poo ABOUT BEER YOU loving gently caress


see, it's the same here, except with curse words.

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:GARYOLDMAN'SFACEDOINGSHIT:

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spacetoaster posted:

I have issues with calling men and women 18 and older kids.


because it makes kids less attractive to you?

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I do feel like if this game ever came out I would be the most hunted man in the entire universe. It's kind of cool.




if I was limited to one account I'd have the same fear myself

but the verse is supposed to be 90% NPC and 10% furry pedos, so the odds are not worrisome.

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Raged posted:

So I have been away on holiday and comeback to see 10K posts. What the gently caress happened?

nothing, we just missed you.

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