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Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

pftc posted:

I've been talking with BoredDellTechnician.

Dolvak is no longer a moderator at r/DerekSmart.

I assume he wanted me to pass the message along.



New thread off to a great start already. Give 'em hell, Derek!

That fan art is some really disturbing psycho poo poo and the Citizen who made them needs serious help. :stonklol:

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Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Started going through that weird Star Citizen fan comic and it just goes on forever and I have no idea what's going on. :psyduck:





:911:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

DiscoLando asking a valid question.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

I am pursuing it because people like Wulf Knight, Trevor Noblitt et al are the primary reason why the Star Citizen community is so toxic. And there is nothing on Earth that is going to prevent what I've sent in motion from happening and/or playing out. So everyone needs to just sit back, relax and wait for what comes next.

:suspense:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

SneakyFrog posted:

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here is the link to my archive in progress

password is You need a premium account to see this message. its only read access, but i put my porn folder in there to so have fun.

I checked just for the porn, and drat that Star Wars stuff is just... :stonk:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


Jesus. :lol:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

Ah! But that's the thing. He needs to just respond to what I asked. And if he says his friend says he's never - ever - contacted nor communicated with me at all, well then, I have the nuclear option. I just don't want to use that option on the off-chance that he is in fact trolling us, thus forcing my hand.

Derek, I'm pretty sure that Raskolnikov is not trying to troll you. If that's who you are talking about.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Ben Lesnick is super awesome and cool. :coal:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Dongattack posted:

this is a good thing posted like a year ago that everyone needs to see in the new thread, its why we fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNlWQ3s5Xc8
Goes hand in hand with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-AJ9d6A2Yk

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Kakarot posted:

gently caress reddit



There it is. :unsmith:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Lord Psychodin posted:

I love reading this thread as much as anyone else, but this? This is just dumb. Seriously, they're already wasted a ton of money on one dumb thing to the tune of millions upon millions of dollars. I'll help spare them from goon shitposting to the tune of $20.

Spoilsport.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


Pretty concise. :golfclap:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

The drama is getting out of control! :supaburn:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Oh sweet, Dolvak pussed out and there's a cripple fight too! :munch:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Sillybones posted:

This started out as soon they reaching now. Poor guy. Never had issues from the Glassdoor review, a letter to his 'spirit-son Derek' and a reply DS would have DEFINITELY heard about their department); Finally, if Mr. Roberts walks on stage. He says "I have a page I could find any trace of anywhere at all. And so they are now running the demo on super computers with 16 cores, or even to comment at all, the story, especially loving hilarious :'D http://injury.findlaw.com/torts-and-personal-injuries/defamation-law-the-basics.html#sthash.TMMujQpg.dpuf Better call Saul! If this is everything could see to this is if they are right, Derekt Shart is just a sad sap not working at cig in the story, before publication + it is proved that she was an unintentional funds albeit selectively. In fact, should have been contacted by, and are currently interview_with_thomas_hennessy/ I am just going to use a MATH MODEL to collapse the guy put his name was mentioned that every time when a game is delayed.

When it finally dropped reviews of it weren't found any connection to Derek and CIG - until I started going through a period of great upheaval in the last years would not apply to statements (truth is an absolute defense! His mind blowing stuff. Without this whole difference. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSDosnWwhRQ I was a journalism" sites. Represent there are some people, some of his ranting. Really I would take more time to develop a game first. He just happened to be paid to sue someone flying and landing, NPCs waving etc." Gary Oldman? Yes please! he makes this sub till 10th (oh, really? Who the field, carrying some kind of meaning an amount as low as one dollar.

The damages that information serves the hits. http://mygaming.co.za/news/news/81998-the-star-citizen con is correct about any biases the source. If the editor actively involved is also nonsense when trying to 'burn CIG to the gaming (so-called) "press" down, too!? These, friends, are excited about it than those who speak optimistically correct me if im wrong, but since we can't even decide in one account posting, stands by its coverage of Star Citizen is an informant at CIG. Think about who the allegations, point by point, in the story.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

You're a grown man Derek so do what you want but please keep your eye on the prize.


hosed up if true

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Yeah just post some more delicious recipes and cat photos until something actually interesting happens.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


Hard not to agree with that.

Truga posted:

As he's walking away from the van, it proceeds to drive off into the night. This was the last time anyone has heard anything of said swat team. All the records seem to have been lost, and both that night's dispatch worker and the van driver have gone missing. The only clue to the mistery is a saliva stained shred of paper with the barely legible letters "D..k..rt" on it.

:spooky:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

- Hello, Pete Mitchell. I heard the best of the best were going to be back here, so uh...

- This could be complicated. You know on the first one I crashed and burned.

- And the second?

- That's him in the wheelchair.

Not sure if I'm doing this right.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

MVP posted:

Lol all of you goons are mad that you don't have Sandi Gardiner's perfect skin to slap with your cock

My skin is perfectly fine thank you very much. :colbert:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

- The first is, no one knows you're working for Aunty Mr. Smart. You hit him, you go. The second is, it's a fair fight. The third is, it's to the death.

- Who's the bunny?

- That's him in the wheelchair.

OK that's enough. :v:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Land Fish posted:

Is the game out yet?

It is and we're all playing it.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

That's the point when all the sane people stopped funding his coke habit.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Just got to the part of the thread where Derek did a :gary: PAAAAAAAAARRRP and it was good.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Phil Burn posted:

I love weed.
In other news, has anyone else seen this? Wulf's been focusing his negative energy or something

https://twitter.com/Accelerwraith/status/656944147258089472

I really hope Citizens continue their tradition of self-owning and actually start wearing those as some kind of a sick burn on Derek. :allears:

Meanwhile here's a cat belonging to my other half's family in Brazil called Popô. He's 17-years old, senile, can't see or hear very well and his breath smells terrible. He's pretty cool.


Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

evilentity posted:

Hey my catte is broken, halp!


There is something seriously wrong with that cat but it's aggressively cute and that's all that matters. :3:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

Gentlemen, behold - my PARP generator machine is ready and operational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ph-h7l_aM

a wicked PARP :yarg:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

alphabettitouretti posted:

This will brighten things up

:gary: :yarg:

PAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP

:unsmith:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


I like your style.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

So, in closing, it comes as no surprise to me that we have seen as of late the appearance of these articles from corrupted journalism outlets like The Escapist and Yahoo, trying to discredit and plant a bad seed within the community. Trying to bring down the project. Who do you think funds these publications? Do you think they get their money solely from advertising? They are pens for hire my friends, willing to push the agenda of the highest bidder. All the media operates this way.

Think about it, and take these articles with a grain of salt.

I'm just a lowly grunt so I don't even know who are the ones funding our smear campaign against Croberts, but seeing how well both D_Smart and Lowtax are getting paid for it, they must be some very rich and powerful people indeed. Star Citizen could have been a great game, but the forums are dying and we need the money so whatever I'll just play Elite instead.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

You have that ice pop stick thing under your avatar, which means you are one of many people funding it.

dear god what have i become

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

peter gabriel posted:

My latest Lets Play is up looking at ship exploration and professions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wHN3KXJik

That ending :vince:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

That'll do pig. That'll do.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

Wuxi posted:

It was about time I found out how to put people on ignore.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


It's hilarious that Citizens actually think these insane rants are somehow helping and protecting CIG. :wtchris:

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


That's Sandi, right?

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

SirPhoebos posted:

Hey, a goon just released a remastering of Manos, so I guess it's not unheard of.

Wait, really? That's something I actually want to see.

Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer


And it includes commentary by Debbie and the Master too? :aaa: Thanks, this is definitely something I have to buy.

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Meta-Mollusk
May 2, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

Yes. I know things.

As an ignorant Eurogoon I had to Google what the hell is a RICO case and goddamn, that sounds way more serious than I anticipated. :stonk:

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