OriginalPseudonym posted:

For posterity:

pftc posted:

Who is Kimsemus ?

Apparently he was supposed to go to Space Court and was kicked out of Goon poo poo.

I'm too new here to understand what the gently caress he's talking about so I'll just pass the message along.

drat Dirty Ape posted:

You are my hero!

Gwaihir posted:

I like how you put all these on a host in loving New Zealand so it takes 8 years to load.

CrazyLoon posted:

I heard a similar joke to this, and it's called...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBrODWx-DQ

Wheeee posted:

Hello space fans, I have discovered a long lost pre-internet computer spaceship in a box.



Who wants to purchase it from me? For an additional fee pledge I will also ship it to you rather than just emailing you a picture to play with.

TTerrible posted:

To be fair to them, we've been empty quoting Dr Smarts promise to "burn down their jpegs" ITT.

What did we expect? We started this goons. We are the monsters.

fuctifino posted:

2DCAT posted:

Kakarot posted:

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Chalks posted:

To be fair this image is cropped in such a way that it gives a rather misleading impression:

Amun Khonsu posted:

Das Gray posted:

If this specific forum became pay-walled right now Lowtax could cash in.

KakerMix posted:

So hey refund update:

The end of September I requested a refund on what I have. Most of a month rolled by and I theorized that since my "Community Monicker" and "Handle" is the same name that I have here (and that it's clear that RSI/CIG is watching these threads in some capacity since Beer was banned and BlueStreak had that email picture thing) I was intentionally being ignored vs the seemingly rest of people saying their refunds of various amounts were going through. sure but considering all the other stranger than reality poo poo that's going on for a space videogame* who is to say.

I spoke with my bank last week and they are willing to do a chargeback from 2013 because they are cool like that. Yesterday I sent a final email to CIG support reminding them it's been a month (to the day) since I've started the refund process and I'll be initiating a chargeback since I'm being ignored. Wouldn't you know it I get an email this morning about how they are very sorry and they will refund finally. Weirdly every email I've had with a person before this have used my real name on the account. This email finally agreeing to a refund responded to 'KakerMix' It isn't even my logon-name or email or anything

needs to be as big as get on it goons who know how to do it thanks~


*lol

2DCAT posted:

Apple Craft posted:

joats posted:

Here are some birds

Amethyst posted:

*photoshops the words "derek smart" onto the plane hitting the world trade center, and the words "STAR CITIZEN" onto the towers themselves*

Wait till the star shitizen goons get a load of this!

Sarsapariller posted:

gently caress's sake guys. It is not okay to post a child's actual personal information online to incite bullying. No, it does not matter if they started it. No, it does not matter if the dumb little bastard made it easily available. Whether or not they are crippled is irrelevant. They are a child. Are you a child?

Amun Khonsu posted:

Glory of Arioch posted:

lowtax paywall the fart shitizen thread

just do it, itll save your marriage + your mangosteen

Fried Watermelon posted:

Unfunny Poster posted:

Madcosby posted:

Hey guys, check it out

delete *.*

should I? Nah... poo poo's too easy. Besides, you get raped on the way to the airport for your flight to a prison island by SS guys if you get caught. Oh poo poo, you think I might get caught?I was just joking. What if someone else does it? Oh no, I'll be blamed. I'm too young for Prison Island. I dont want to get raped. Oh god

Good Dumplings posted:

God, I'm so glad this went up in flames. All the propaganda was so insufferable, had that "ha ha I'm being funny" tone to it.

Devian666 posted:

No they are just some friendly guys I met at a parade and they came home to have a shower with me.

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

Kimsemus posted:

I was an opsec liability and might turn against their leadership as Eonwe, Stormgale, myself and others did in AA because we weren't going to stand for lovely behavior or playing with people who liked to gently caress kids. I was kicked because DBRB is a fuckboi of Anders (or vice versa), and he was butthurt about us ruining his fishing pacts, and no one outside of the clique he brought to AA giving a gently caress about how much of an spaceship tough guy he was.

Let's be clear: Anders was 100% serious about protecting secret information Goonrathi had, for Star Citizen. A game that doesn't exist, and will never exist. This is real life and happened.

Goons!