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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Truga posted:

someone please post an image of Sandy crying speech.

I only have the one where the crowd took off their masks?

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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holy poo poo man, this thread :gary:

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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:gary:

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Sandy enjoyed this.
https://youtu.be/p-mifFQpeiw?t=40m34s

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Eonwe posted:

https://twitch.tv/twitchinstallsarchlinux

go ahead and help twitch install linux

this went exactly like I expected, some dudes with a single bot got crushed with input that wasn't sanitized and literally everything crashed instantly lol

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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I backed StarCitizen because I wanted lovely chinese Coffee Mugs made from gutter oil and lead-aluminium.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Toops posted:

Proof: They been hirin' so many peeps they can barely even fit 'em on the dang STAIRS!!! NEED NEW OFFICE WITH 32 HD STATE OF THE ART MOCAP CAMERAS AND A HUGE OFFICE FOR OUR SKETCHY LAWYER, STAT!!!



my trained eye just caught this, them stairs be flexin
I used 200lbs per person but honestly taking a second look at some of the people its probably a higher average.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Nicholas posted:

That "Sneak Peak" escape pod video (released yesterday) is actually recycled footage from like, a year ago

Someone points this out and then an hour later disco lando shows up to say "btw that's actually from last december. also nothing like this actually exists in the game" (the term game here is used loosely)

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3ro59m/atv2_05_sneakpeek_retailator_escape_pod_recovery/





is this real life? :psyduck:

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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"fun"



I would have taken slave/prisoner in game over slave to micro-transactions.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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A few months after the hangar release you'll be able to invite friends over!
A few being at least 30!

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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In-game advertising!



:parrot: Look at that Mustang Sponsored by AMD fight that Aurora Sponsored by Coke! :parrot:

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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:qq: Don't blow up my Prozac™ Destroyer guys! Noooo not my Zoloft™ Repair Drone Nooooo :qq:

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Star Citizen: Chris Roberts plays it in his head, and you do too.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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peter gabriel posted:

Nope, can't do cross hairs

lol

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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D_Smart posted:

Granted he is playing solo, but this is one of the coolest Star Citizen videos you will see today. Stuff like this is what pisses me off the most about what could've been were the game's scope kept in check :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PajwXmZHrFw

the smoke rotates with the ship, not in a good way, looks dumb

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Lochness_Hamster posted:

Ben is a Japanese Tv Star



:stare: is this real?

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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I did the thing where you cheat engine your way into 2.0 singleplayer and uhhhhhh... Its enlightening you know, but not really in a good way.

Immediately as I ran down the steps my head clipped through the wall and I could see out of the level, then I fell to the side of a walkway where I struggled to get out for 30 minutes, then I got to the computer area and the menu to select my ship didn't work at all so I spam clicked and pressed F to pay respects repeatedly until it magically showed some ships, I selected one and it spawned outside and was broken. The quantum drive locations didn't show up on the hud so I spawned another ship and they showed up but weren't labeled. I flew to 5-6 of them and they were all antenna activation missions, playing the same voice overs, with the same scripted dogfight. After turning them on I went back to Port Olisar and my camera was tilted at 45 degrees, another one of the same bugs which have been in the game for two years, another reminder that every moment in-game is an insufferable experience of bugs and glitches in a dark sterile and uninspiring spaceworld.

I'm not seeing the magic nor the appeal.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Beet Wagon posted:



Team Liquid, League of Legends

hey mums I'm moving in with 4 of my bros and we're going to play with stuffed animals and bad computer games kay see ya later

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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posting on the page of the beast, hail satan
may you continue to be as real as this game

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Eonwe posted:

sandi is star citizen

Its all fun until its true.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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PerilPastry posted:

Speaking of which. Did they seriously detach the arm rests so Ben would be able to sit down?


No, its still there, but I still can't figure out how he sits his arms like this.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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I dunno about you guys but I love flying my $250 Aegis Work In Progress



*tilts back in chair and closes eyes*

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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no_recall posted:

Please meditate on those words. Ohmmmm

Ohmmmmmmmm ...meditation complete.

Turns out the Aegis Sabre and the Aegis Vanguard are just ships made from copy pasted assets of the Aegis Retaliator. Thats right folks, they're copying and pasting pieces of the Bomber together to make new $250 jpegs to sell you.
Look at the back of the Vanguard, now look at the back of the Retaliator. Now look at your wallet. Infinite sadness.

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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1776 you say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqkcxbRSzDw

redwalrus fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Dec 23, 2015

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Eonwe posted:

remember when CIG literally had a cake and sang happy birthday to star citizen

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Hav posted:

You don't understand game development AT ALL.



redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Breetai posted:

Okay so let's say some of these people get their wish and piracy works the way they want i.e. 'honourable' pirates who generally don't kill you.

You get captured. Here's your options.

1. You are instantly 'ransomed' and immediately appear in a nearby space station. Ruins immersion. Unacceptable.

2. You are captured and have to stay on the pirate ship until they deliver you somewhere to ransom you. Enjoy not doing anything in this game you dropped $30k on for an undefined amount of hours until they get around to dropping you off, I guess.

3. You are captured. Goons leave you in the cell forever and leave the ship you're in in low/decaying orbit.

The only rational approach to being beaten but not killed by a pirate becomes immediate suicide, lest you are stuck in a jail cell indefinitely. All you've done is remove the need for the pirates to waste the bullet.

See you in the 'verse.

I think they mentioned at some point converting the real person into an npc once captured, respawning them in uee space while allowing the pirates to continue on with their mission with a body. Who knows though, they've said pretty much everything at this point. Actually I seem to remember them saying both the captured person could have npc pirates and could escape and the pirates could have a captured person, the instances break off into two separate things. lol. Which given performance currently makes complete sense of course! Multiple universes for every possible decision!

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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hrmph why does this look so familiar

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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redwalrus fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Dec 31, 2015

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

Not fat enough

updated

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

didn't change star citizen to star Catizen 5/100

fixed

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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Jobbo_Fett posted:

"If Star Citizen was a soccer game"

12


redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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MeLKoR posted:

This was me IRL. :stonklol:

The demo showed the game crash at least twice in 18 minutes.
Chris mentioned it was Ben's idea to show live gameplay.
Chris was unable to spawn a large ship with empty landing pads, he tried 3 times and checked the empty pads each time.
When Chris finally summoned a smaller ship it was missing parts (landing gear) which he commented on.
The whole time he fought with the controls, asking a random guy to plugin his xbox controller to the computer sitting right beside him.
After spending 15 minutes to get a lovely broken ship with horrible controls the game crashed the first chance he had to fly.
Chris concluded by promising to fix the chat interface.

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yea, it was pretty loving bad lol

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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nightmare fuel

redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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alphabettitouretti posted:

And the reddit imgur self own. That was awesome.

out of every image that was made in the last year this is still my favorite lol

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redwalrus
Jul 27, 2013

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I find it amusing CIG spends $5000 on desks and chairs from a designer furniture store and then commissions abstract art plastic controllers with bright colors that look like they're made by nerf as the official peripheral set to their game.

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