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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



cl_gibcount 9999 posted:

lol B-actress?
B-curious actress at best.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



This thread needs the money hat guy.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.





When he says "any of my hair", what's covered by 'any'?

Sedisp posted:

Those eyes really bother me.
The way they don't converge and neither is looking at the road as he's driving?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Eonwe posted:

lol at the pic in the other thread

THE WULGE
DS should make an internet warlording wargame 'Derek Smart's Battle of the Wulge'.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Perfect!

But add the face to the hairy mikes too.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Cao Ni Ma posted:

psssh nothing personell kid
Croberts likes his "personell" like he likes his anti-personellEMP mines - cut open and transparent.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



It's pure magic.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



mcjomar posted:

What happens around the time of their "anniversary sale" (for the game that doesn't exist yet) is going to be interesting as all hell.
That reminds me. How's the Star Citizen horse doing by the way?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Yeah. "No horse future entries found."

Vire posted:

This image is from jan 2015



so it slid another whole year in less than a year haha.
See, it doesn't say they will launch the game. The will launch the commercial for it.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



In a few yearsmonths posting images of SC will be considered blasphemy by the cult. Star Citizen will be a dream only allowed to exist purely in the minds of the followers. Any picture or render will be seen as just a filthy flawed interpretation of the divine idea of Croberts. Any WIP pictures will be erased to destroy any hint of the lack of progress.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Can you believe it? He lost his entire album of wolf plush.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



alphabettitouretti posted:

I hope it all turns out okay :ohdear:
He can easily make new ones by mooning the mirror in his red bathroom and taking some selfies.

joats posted:

Ha ha, you see. He has to pay 5 bucks to change it back.
Looking forward to stories of "I had to eat ramen for two weeks but at least I bought DSmart a new avatar"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Every time you say it like this I recall the Naked Lunch scene where Benway rips his tits open.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



joats posted:

12:40 into the video
Ben's a placeholder.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



When was the first appearance of the money hat guy?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Raskolnikov posted:

Two or three days after Sandi was called a racist by an anonymous sources who presumably work at CIG. They talked to the Escapist who put up a scathing article.



Those were the days...:allears:



by thatguy
The other shot in the series was criminally underused.



Can't forget this gem by redwalrus.



Found what I was originally looking for, finally.


Thanks redwalrus


Onmi posted this

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

Do we know who unleashed the bot?
We only know that DickWulf has lost the gallery of his wolf plushie going to the con.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Young Freud posted:

so it looks like something that could be easily gamed.
SC backers have to play something until the sweet release comes.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Huh...
:gary: :gizz:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Deki posted:

I think the wheelchair guy should probably be left alone
That's what he fears the most in life, probably.

Justin Tyme posted:

the thread's getting a bit... perverse?
This thread hasn't even started photoshopping that Star Citizen horse yet.
:gary::horse:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Romes128 posted:

who said he was mentally disabled?
Isn't that assumed for Star Citizen backers after the 2015 con?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Skoll posted:

Classy of the Robertses to let people go over the holidays.
This Chrismas everyone gets the sack.

:gary::btroll:
Gary is amazing.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Skoll posted:

I bet it can hit Mach 1.
But Mach 1 will hit it back.:ohdear:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Is it a long standing member?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Replace your favourite movie lines with "That's him in the wheelchair."

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



SneakyFrog posted:

Leia: "I love you"

Han Solo: "That's him in the wheelchair."
That's not a moon, that's him in the wheelchair! :lesnick:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



thatguy posted:

Let's roleplay, you're in a wheelchair and you're trying to bully me, a person with functioning legs.
- Give me :10bux: or I tell the principal you spit on me.


Codependent Poster posted:

Luke... that's him in the wheelchair.

It can't be! That's impossible!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nooooooo!
- Tell me only the good things that come into your mind when you think about your mother.
- That's him in the wheelchair!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



EVE is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the Star Citizen's, but that's just peanuts to EVE.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Im_drunk posted:

So that stargur thing is dead already.
I didn't do it.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Enlarged and elevated to basic smileys.
:gary::corsair:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



:gary:
:sweep:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.



The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

:gary:

I see a black ship and I want it painted red.
No models any more, just paint the picture red
I see the whales sniff j-pegs in their ramen clothes
We have to squeeze their tits until the money flows

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



'Derelict station' refers to the developer photo.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



How much of those 10 hours of cutscenes is :gary::techno:?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



2DCAT posted:

I would love to photoshop :gary: onto Eddie Murphy, but alas... work
Just shop Gary over the Donkey.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



SneakyFrog posted:

huh.. you mean i dont have to click a link someone put on the internet?

:psyduck:
It's an acquired skill. Takes five rick rolls or one goatse to unlock.

How does Dead Baby (capitalized) rank in the FATAL rule book?

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



AP posted:

Is Sandi in London shopping?
Shopping for more minorities.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.



"this amazing game around a gas giant"
Even the backers can't help but comment on Ben's size.

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