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SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

cl_gibcount 9999 posted:

lol B-actress?

B-curious actress at best.

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SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

This thread needs the money hat guy.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 11:04

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://twitter.com/discolando/status/658372399746826240

When he says "any of my hair", what's covered by 'any'?

Sedisp posted:

Those eyes really bother me.

The way they don't converge and neither is looking at the road as he's driving?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 14:06

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Eonwe posted:

lol at the pic in the other thread

THE WULGE

DS should make an internet warlording wargame 'Derek Smart's Battle of the Wulge'.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 17:27

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Io_ posted:

Perfect!

But add the face to the hairy mikes too.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 18:30

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Cao Ni Ma posted:

psssh nothing personell kid

Croberts likes his "personell" like he likes his ~~anti-personell~~EMP mines - cut open and transparent.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 22:21

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Bootcha posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVuMMf-jyQ

Hey reddit, archive this.

It's pure magic.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 10:30

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

mcjomar posted:

What happens around the time of their "anniversary sale" (for the game that doesn't exist yet) is going to be interesting as all hell.

That reminds me. How's the Star Citizen horse doing by the way?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 14:37

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

mcjomar posted:

http://www.sportinglife.com/racing/profiles/horse/822470/star-citizen

Going nowhere fast?

Yeah. "No horse future entries found."

Vire posted:

This image is from jan 2015

so it slid another whole year in less than a year haha.

See, it doesn't say they will launch the game. The will launch the commercial for it.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 14:40

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

In a few ~~years~~months posting images of SC will be considered blasphemy by the cult. Star Citizen will be a dream only allowed to exist purely in the minds of the followers. Any picture or render will be seen as just a filthy flawed interpretation of the divine idea of Croberts. Any WIP pictures will be erased to destroy any hint of the lack of progress.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 15:57

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

pftc posted:

Can you believe it? He lost his entire album of wolf plush.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 16:26

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

alphabettitouretti posted:

I hope it all turns out okay

He can easily make new ones by mooning the mirror in his red bathroom and taking some selfies.

joats posted:

Ha ha, you see. He has to pay 5 bucks to change it back.

Looking forward to stories of "I had to eat ramen for two weeks but at least I bought DSmart a new avatar"

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 16:36

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

G0RF posted:

It's Bensday!

Every time you say it like this I recall the Naked Lunch scene where Benway rips his tits open.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 17:38

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

joats posted:

12:40 into the video

Ben's a placeholder.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 19:16

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

When was the first appearance of the money hat guy?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 20:07

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Raskolnikov posted:

Two or three days after Sandi was called a racist by an anonymous sources who presumably work at CIG. They talked to the Escapist who put up a scathing article.

Those were the days... :allears:

by thatguy
The other shot in the series was criminally underused.

Can't forget this gem by redwalrus.

Found what I was originally looking for, finally.

Thanks redwalrus

Onmi posted this

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 20:39

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

Do we know who unleashed the bot?

We only know that DickWulf has lost the gallery of his wolf plushie going to the con.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 20:46

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Young Freud posted:

so it looks like something that could be easily gamed.

SC backers have to play something until the sweet release comes.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 21:52

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Huh...

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 22:34

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Deki posted:

I think the wheelchair guy should probably be left alone

That's what he fears the most in life, probably.

Justin Tyme posted:

the thread's getting a bit... perverse?

This thread hasn't even started photoshopping that Star Citizen horse yet.
:gary:

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 08:53

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Romes128 posted:

who said he was mentally disabled?

Isn't that assumed for Star Citizen backers after the 2015 con?

spacetoaster posted:

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 12:03

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Skoll posted:

Classy of the Robertses to let people go over the holidays.

This Chrismas everyone gets the sack.

:gary:

Gary is amazing.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 12:58

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Skoll posted:

I bet it can hit Mach 1.

But Mach 1 will hit it back. :ohdear:

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 13:28

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Truga posted:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/orgs/TWK
1 member

Is it a long standing member?

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 15:20

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Replace your favourite movie lines with "That's him in the wheelchair."

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 18:16

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

SneakyFrog posted:

Leia: "I love you"

Han Solo: "That's him in the wheelchair."

That's not a moon, that's him in the wheelchair! :lesnick:

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 18:22

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

thatguy posted:

Let's roleplay, you're in a wheelchair and you're trying to bully me, a person with functioning legs.

- Give me

or I tell the principal you spit on me.

Codependent Poster posted:

Luke... that's him in the wheelchair.

It can't be! That's impossible!

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nooooooo!

- Tell me only the good things that come into your mind when you think about your mother.
- That's him in the wheelchair!

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 18:32

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 18:42

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 19:14

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

EVE is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the Star Citizen's, but that's just peanuts to EVE.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 08:08

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Im_drunk posted:

So that stargur thing is dead already.

I didn't do it.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 10:36

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Enlarged and elevated to basic smileys.
:gary:

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 20:06

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Lastgirl posted:

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 20:15

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.

The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

I see a black ship and I want it painted red.
No models any more, just paint the picture red
I see the whales sniff j-pegs in their ramen clothes
We have to squeeze their tits until the money flows

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 09:10