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Oh gently caress yes count me in. derek smart Derek Smart DEREK SMART e: I don't want off Mr. Smarts Wild Ride.
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Oh boy I can't wait for the next meltdown from wikipedia lawyers about TOS changes.
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Oct 26, 2015 01:37
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Derek Smart you are unironically my hero. When I watched your livestream you just bitchslapped hundreds of people and called them little shits without even blinking 
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Oct 26, 2015 01:40
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The forum does have an attach function, so it would probably be a good idea to store some of these gems that way. I literally have never seen anyone use it tho'.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:29
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Tank Boy Ken posted:That's called progress? Right? It is progress condensed in it's purest form. The epitome of video game development. Star Citizen.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:38
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The true hero here is eowne. eonwe I love you. Add me on steam so I can give you free poo poo. I love you. No hetero.
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Oct 27, 2015 08:28
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Appearently this is how the graphics are supposed to be, it's the artstyle he wants. I am hard pressed finding any art or style in this. I love you Smart, but this seems like a bit of a...ehhhhh. Also actually you are an awful game dev but a great human being so you got that going for you. Derek Smart Derek Smart DEREK SMART #notacult Michaellaneous fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 09:03
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grimcreaper posted:Watch it now. According to my steam profile stalker we are the Real cult . Drink time is now. fixed it
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Oct 27, 2015 09:10
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TTerrible posted:To be fair to them, we've been empty quoting Dr Smarts promise to "burn down their jpegs" ITT. But the jaypegs are actually burning in this very moment. Look at the first 10 pages.
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Oct 27, 2015 09:24
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Vire posted:The best thing is none of us even has to do anything Chris Roberts is doing all the hard work of trolling his own most loyal fans to their faces when he says things like i'm not going to give you guys dates anymore. I really want to be the fly on the wall for that one. Did they plan for their fans to be happy with that? Because the thought process you have to follow to get to this conclussion is insane. "We have basically nothing to show them, but thankfully we can actually and realistically expect them to be happy if we tell them that we won't do anything anymore." Because they couldn't have just walked up there and hoped for the best. No, they realize that their fanbase is a full on cult at the moment. It's insane. e: And they are actually using that to their advantage.
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Oct 27, 2015 09:31
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Klyith posted:This is Derek Smart's planet. The rest of us are just living on it. #notacult
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Oct 27, 2015 09:33
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Star Cititzen: Archive this, reddit!
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Oct 27, 2015 09:54
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Heliosicle posted:What happened to all the images in the first few posts of the thread? Angry reddit nerds mass reported it on imgur to take them down.
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Oct 27, 2015 11:15
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janssendalt posted:can CIG get its own The Hole now? This thread and the last are always lovely. You see people, and they evolve. A little character arc. People who see their wrongdoings turn around and become...a better human being. If only slightly. But that is more than you can expect. 
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Oct 27, 2015 14:44
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AP posted:I like janssendalt, I have high hopes. Yeah he is a cool guy. Reminds me of that guitar playing dude that was full of himself. His name was rose or something. After like 50 pages he agreed to meet goons irl and they all had a good time and he came out as better human being.
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Oct 27, 2015 14:59
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T.G. Xarbala posted:So I'm guessing r/starcitizen took friendly fire from that random redditor's imgur autoreporting bot then? Because half the stuff we post here comes directly from them because it's so hilariously stupid.
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Oct 27, 2015 15:53
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Hooded Reptile posted:Philmography 5 points 44 minutes ago Clearly the people are delusional for trusting CIG. Oh wait.
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Oct 27, 2015 15:55
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Everything aside, Reddit is an awful website from a technlogical standpoint. Who commented on who, and when, and what? This makes shitposting hard. It also uses some bullshit special snowflake markup language and not BBCode like normal people.
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Oct 27, 2015 16:12
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SneakyFrog posted:* Contains Goonery* I contain goonery. We all do.
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Oct 27, 2015 16:16
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Vire posted:What's funny is that is wrong too because the first images to get taken down where DSmart's images in the OP of the thread and we all thought he just couldn't use img tags right at first so goons gave him a hard time not knowing it was a bot attack. Derek Smart made many good games. Shame on us for thinking he can't use forum tags. 
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Oct 27, 2015 16:18
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Young Freud posted:I see what you did there. Or r/watchniggersdie No wait that was GBS2.0
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Oct 27, 2015 18:37
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DreadLlama posted:Understood. What is step 1 in obtaining a refund? The old thread is still kicking around with a helptext. Basically message support, ask for a refund, expain why. Do NOT mention dsmart, the escapist, or any goons.
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Oct 27, 2015 20:19
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spacetoaster posted:That is goddamn hilarious.
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Oct 27, 2015 20:37
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Ghostlight posted:Sorry the thread is still in pre-alpha, so you haven't quite seen it all. You should come back in two weeks. In two weeks we will have posted more lines of shiposting than lines of code CIG wrote in 2 years.
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Oct 27, 2015 20:40
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D_Smart posted:ps: To the rear end-hat who keeps spending money to change my avatar. I have more disposable income than you. So yeah, let's go.
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Oct 27, 2015 20:49
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D_Smart posted:
As a developer my company does not exactly pay me for "Shitposting on SA" simply because I don't write it on my monthly hourly report.
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Oct 27, 2015 20:53
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Guys he is doing reverse psychology so shut up 
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Oct 27, 2015 20:55
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D_Smart posted:Nope. I had nothing to do with it. I first noticed they were using DMCA takedown requests on imgur when Goons kept bitching at me for not using image tags correctly. On checking my imgur account as well as some images I had posted from my iPad while not logged into imgur, were all gone. Thank you for stating the obvious, game developer Derek Smart. But seriously your new game sounds fun. Derek Smart Derek Smart DEREK SMART
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Oct 27, 2015 21:00
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Shala posted:I dunno what you mean man, my last design just took me a little longer to lay groundwork on than usual. Weird. You'd be surprised. We are almost a state company, and do a lot of research projects for the EU. I am often the sole programmer for 2 or 3 projects, and usually don't have to do a lot of paperwork. So when I know that one of our work packages says "We need this done next week Wednesday", and it's literally just a few hundred lines of code, I basically have an entire week off, write that poo poo on my weekend and...yeah. So more than once the state literally paid me to shitpost on SA.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:27
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Shala posted:Yah, real relaxed culture where I'm at and it's basically "get poo poo done on time dgaf what you do if that happens". I get breakfast directly to my office. Like, huge sandwiches made from good bread filled with salami or salmon for a buck.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:34
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Eonwe posted:
No worries man. You prolly got a bit unlucky. Most IT jobs are pretty chill, and you'll get a good one as well. Especially if you can do cisco you are the king.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:38
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Shala posted:Bagel mondays, tea hour each week, day off (on top of PTO) per month and a monthly full body massage. It p much owns. We should totally do a worker exchange your place sounds sweet af as well.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:40
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Gwaihir posted:US taxpayer dollars literally paying me to F5 this thread all day. Austria here 
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Oct 27, 2015 21:50
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Klyith posted:perhaps a goon-run system of distributed hosting mirrors with an innovative redundancy & load balancing scheme? I have a server lying around in america if worse comes to worse.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:52
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Shala posted:Paging R1CH Making war like it's 1944.
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Oct 27, 2015 21:56
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sincx posted:I didn't know C-130s came in a STOVL version. The plane does not actually land. In both the RTS and the original Renegade it simply dropped off the unit on the runway.
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Oct 27, 2015 22:10
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Dark Off posted:Disclaimer i havent played renegade x yet because i too found out about it today. In the original the helicopters just landed from the sky. Welp.
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2DCAT posted:Children’s tales back on Goondor speak of a goon who would make a jpeg so strong, that neither imgur, nor tinypic, nor imageshack could ever take it down. It is this chosen goon that is said to bring Something Awful back into relevance. Is that goon among us today?? 
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