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A new thread, and ten pages long already. The 'verse is beautiful today, citizens.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 11:59 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 05:20 |
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I had a vision today. Star Citizen is real. I've seen it and it's beautiful. And you can see that beauty yourself, if you choose to believe in Star Citizen. Believe in Star Citizen!
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 16:54 |
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The cosmic beauty. It burns my eyes and it melts my brain. I am one with space now. Star Citizen. Star Citizen. All praise Star Citizen. My body shall perish, but my soul shall live on in the 'verse.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 17:02 |
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Karl_Ramseier posted:More blogs and more hot air. As always, mighty internet warlord. And if you take it kindly or not, you are a loving liar. We are all waiting for you to do something since July and we will still be waiting in January. Sorry about your brain rot, man.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 20:37 |
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Karl_Ramseier posted:Regarding my investment: Wait, disregard my previous post. My brother and I share this account and he's a bit of a knob. May I interest you in Bitcoins, my dear friend? It's an internet currency of the future that will make you a millionaire.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 20:42 |
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I said come in! posted:No offense but you have a history of being a liar. Chances are you are lying about this like you have been with everything else. Derek Smart is not a crook.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 21:17 |
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 21:30 |
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Lol, seven days.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 21:43 |
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Mr. Derek Smart, can you sue my childhood bully for me, please?
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 22:56 |
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Has anyone been sued in the last 1,000 posts? E: Nice vid, Bootcha.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 12:35 |
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ewe2 posted:Oh noes All my three guesses are Derek Smart.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 13:09 |
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A quick recap for people who can't keep up with the thread. Derek Smart has severely maimed Chris Roberts in a fight effectively putting him in a wheelchair for life. Now he's suing for making his knuckles hurt.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 04:48 |
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Oh, and a goon is mad because he hates fun. But that's not new.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 04:49 |
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Amethyst posted:It's incredible how easy it is to reduce the big hard internet men of Star Citizen crew into puddles of tears when you suggest that maybe stalking a wheelchair bound cripple isn't a cool and badass thing to do. Perhaps the tightneing you feel in your chest when confronted with your own shortcomings should be harnessed for personal growth, rather than going into a panic and posting the loving get out frog 12 times in a row. I am in tears. Because I'm laughing. At your posts. Get it? Your posts are laughably bad and they make me laugh so hard I actually cry. That's how bad you posts are.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 05:02 |
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The c-word is not a nice word to use when talking about physically handicapped. It's highly disrespectful, actually.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 05:08 |
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Derek 'D' Smart, forums user Amethyst is harassing this thread. How can you allow this?
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 10:49 |
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But seriously, Dr. Smart, I know it's not dox, but we've been over this. If you want to sue someone for cyber harassing, at least be a bigger man and don't mention their name directly along with their photos. They will know, we will know, everyone is going to have a grand good time anyway. Just, you know, take it easier. Unless you are actually afraid for your life because of what a handicapped teenager said on the Internet.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 11:50 |
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You can post funny photos with blurred out faces, though. But they need to be very funny.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 11:51 |
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Romes128 posted:who said he was mentally disabled? The PC term is Star Citizen.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 12:03 |
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I hope that Dolvak will do something more productive with his time now that he doesn't have to fight for imaginary space ships. I hope one day I will also be able to do something more productive than reading this admittedly hilarious thread.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 12:06 |
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The wheels on the chair go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the chair go round and round, all day long.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 13:39 |
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When I was 19 no one wanted to sue me.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 14:16 |
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kordansk posted:We have reached peak armchair. Developers psychiatrists lawyers. What's next? I am an actual armchair in real life.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 14:22 |
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With wheels.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 14:22 |
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Is there a button on reddit to remove all your posts, or did he have to delete them one by one?
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 14:57 |
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Court appeals on wheels.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 15:34 |
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Okay, I'm going to post a random picture I've found by searching for a space ship wheelchair. And I kind of feel bad about posting it. Please let me know what you think. I will definitely remove it if it's in poor taste. E: Apparently this image was posted on Star Citizen forums, so I am compelled to remove it just in case. I hope this child gets more care from their parents than they give to imaginary ships. Paladinus fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Oct 28, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 15:49 |
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Okay, it's no longer funny to me. I am sad about everything.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 15:58 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:this episode of star citizen has really challenged me and made me rethink alot of things. Overall it wasn't the most fun episode but I'd still give it a 4....out of 5. Mentally challenged?
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 16:21 |
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That's him in the wheelchair. That's him in the spot-light.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 19:05 |
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Lowtax, redditors view and save content from this thread for free. You are missing the hottest cash opportunity here. Those people are known to pay thousands for jpegs, and we've got videos in this thread. Just imagine.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 19:09 |
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 19:20 |
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Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are exteded gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!" And I'll look down, and whisper "that's him in the wheelchair."
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 19:31 |
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'Who's on first?' 'That's him in the wheelchair.'
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 19:32 |
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Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Vader: No, that's him in the wheelchair.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 21:23 |
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Why did I keep the car? Ten people right there. Ten people. Ten more people. This pin. Two people. This is gold. Two more people. It would have given me two more. At least one. It would have given me one. One more. One more person. That's him in the wheelchair.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 21:57 |
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The chair!!! HAS WHEELS!
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 22:20 |
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G0RF posted:Dolvak creates Stargur, an image host service, to protect Spergs from future imgur takedown attacks (of the sort he himself might have been responsible for when targeting SomethingAwful...) WHy,.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2015 23:54 |
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I am a proud goon soldier. I will fight with all my strength to make sure that a video game fails. This is my purpose in life. Hail Smart!
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 12:38 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 05:20 |
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Ayn Randi posted:starfeld https://soundcloud.com/logicalsabotage/seinfeld-main-theme-airhorn-edition
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 13:26 |