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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Are you the real Derek Shart?

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

D_Shart posted:

Alright im done for now. My goal is to help correct some of the more blatant untruths here. Having a skeptical outlook is fine but many of you take it way too far.

I commend you, you have a lot of balls showing in this thread.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

thatguy posted:

Did Surface get banned again?

He got 3 days yesterday

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I.N.R.I posted:

Hi, hope you're all having a fabulous day of screaming at the computer game, at eachother, at strangers on the internet etc. I just want to remind you all to call or visit your parents wherever it is possible for you to do so, because they love and care about you.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I.N.R.I posted:

Im glad it works for you now

it's no cool dog on a hoverboard but it's a really good av

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Lladre posted:

Well you see, you need to belittle the thread's hero.
Then your poo poo posts got from welcome to get the gently caress out of here.

please don't belittle Surface Detail

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

revmoo posted:

Can I have like three sentences summing up the last two months? Apparently DS got the hammer?

Derek banned, so what.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Schrodinger's Marine

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


needs some links to your :siren: JULY 2015 COOKIES :siren:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

Would those be the crayons you used to draw up your LOD "scenes?"

only needs one crayon for that, the teal one

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

thatguy posted:

Holy poo poo MoMA you're about to get a hat-trick of being right.

he's gonna need some more :smug: pages

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

the title

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Jobbo_Fett posted:

He's only a Supreme Commander on his forums :(

He has a lot of nerve titling himself after a good game

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

wow that intro video is really terrible, it reminds me of the days when every website had to have a horrible flash intro page

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

If we are taking stands I'm going with they released a buggy and broken star marine to avocado that is so poo poo that even avocados don't want to talk about it.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

D_Smart posted:

Yes, I am aware of that. But here is the thing. Either they made so much UI progress since then, or they didn't. So if you compare the UI in the GIF to Parias' video, which do you think is the current (hint: that would be the latter).

This is all pointless anyway, SM isn't enabled in 2.6 for gameplay. That's basically the long and short of it. It's a fine hill to die on, and I'm already at the top and have no intentions of changing my stance on this.

That's going to make it a lot harder to claim you were right if you do turn out to be wrong but it will be funnier when you do it anyway, so win-win I guess.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

D_Smart posted:

my whole claim since July 2015 has always been that "the game as pitched could never be built", that's primarily my focus. All that other stuff (e.g. wasteful spending) is just immaterial to me;

lmao

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

lol

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I'm a little peeved that people are using my posts to get on the list of posters that have defeated the good doctor without doing any work. My weaponized posts are being used like croberts uses other scfi IPs.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

One would only be hungover if they sipped on your juice, boo boo. But to answer you - SM is very much alive and well in the 2.6 build and is playable (more than just a 4v4 by the way). It runs at 70-90 fps on a mid-range machine and hangars now load fully in less than 5 seconds. Caterpillar is amazing - very functional. It's pretty much all cargo right now and open from the sides. All modular. Great visibility.

Are you 100% sure you didn't get boozed up and launch a different game?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I hope MoMa's right about everything. Because then 1/10th of a part of a game is done, and that will be enough to fuel their wild fantasies this....thing...will ever be finished. And it will continue to feed our amusement.

It's amazing how incredibly low the bar is for citizens to be impressed.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

When you realize that all this bluster is over whether or not a 140 million dollar international company has managed to make a very basic 4v4 FPS in cryengine after 5 years of crunch development, it's pretty hilarious.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

How come you didn't answer me? I didn't lie in the past 10 pages or so. Why aren't you trying to refute me? ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ask him where the 100% guaranteed to get legal action blog is again. I'm sure most everyone in the thread is real eager to see those financials.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The Titanic posted:

Now we'll probably see the difference between a "fan page" and a "fan page supported with $$$ from the company the fan page is about".

So looking forward to bowtie man's angelfire/geocities star citizen page

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Hey Moma, if CIG calls 3.0 "beta" will you be worried?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Sappo569 posted:

And that man was Derek Smart

What kind of pleb goes shopping for his own pocket squares , your personal butler should be updating your wardrobe every 3-6 months already

Has cig mentioned if we can hire staff for our living quarters on board our autism carriers ?

get this, they said if you BUY extra accounts each one will be your NPC slave

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Madcosby posted:

I thought it was a joke before but derek really is your leader

Lol

#notallgoons

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Lounge Bar definitely seems like the type of ultra creative name croberts would give to a lounge/bar.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


These are the same people that hate fun in E:D and freak out whenever anyone finds a way to make money at a reasonable rate.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


dude wtf

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

D_Smart posted:

Yeah. He's been banned today.

lmao, defeated again


D_Smart posted:

MoMa, as much as I love our banter, there is no point is trying to prove a negative.

1) SM isn't in the 2.6 Evocati build

2) You say it is

I don't have to prove (1). You do.

ps: Not even a screen shot from anyone. Only anon people posting videos (Parias) and screen caps of ships - and a useless bar. You would think that if SM was active - like right now - people would be posting
screen shots and videos; even anon. You know, just like they've done in the past.

Maybe this SM build is so loving stealthy (like what croberts promised), that it totally disappears in videos and screen shots. :smuggo:


notice how he carefully avoids any mention of the 100% guaranteed to cause legal action blog

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

he's still pretty round, yes.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

He's still round, yes.

Ben's fat

ow, i've been archered

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

Ah gently caress. I had to go and look up the spoiler tag and missed your post. :( I apologise for stealing your goon valour.

It's ok, quoting me can apparently be detrimental to your ability to have your posts read by the wahlord. Perhaps I should add a warning label.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

But will Smart ever admin he was wrong? Ever?

What does your Smart tell you?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TheAgent posted:

hmm wait moma whats your stance on pizza?

10 UEC says it's going to be some ridiculous hipster pizza

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Hmmm I walk like 17km a day, and need good boots for the -50 winters. My preference is rugged footwear that can take abuse.

Talk about your preference in footwear ITT

I like lowtop chucks and flip flops

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Derek has been wrong about literally everything except the Aegis POTATO and Moma's only correct prediction was some form of 2.6 going to avocado the other day so until either one of them shows proof I'm sticking with they are both full of poo poo but I am enjoying the slapfight immensely.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

Not touching this one at all.

At least he is showing proper shame over his ridiculous hipster pizza preference.

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