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Can i take "cancer of the internet" as official title on my next resume?
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 17:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:56 |
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Previous workplace? -The Internet Held position? -Cancer
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 17:06 |
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Long after all of this has been forgotten by man, children will sit around a wrinkled old man in a wheelchair and ask "Grampa, what is this Star Citizen we found pictures of on your old laptop?" And he will say "Well kids, we gave this man 90million dollars"
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 16:34 |
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Karl_Ramseier posted:
Its enough for everyone who stil lbelieves in Star Citizen, public pictures is all theyve got.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 11:20 |
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Mukip posted:
"players" Lol. SC has a lot of customers, but roundabout 0 players. Cause theres no game to play.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 16:22 |
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Is this Karl trying to pull a "sorry guys i was afk this was my little brother typing" in tyool 2015?
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 16:54 |
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G0RF posted:The Butthurt is Strong in this one... Yes. He spends money on jpeg ships. Hes literally mad.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 17:01 |
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Lots of cats but no blog?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 11:07 |
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Kavros posted:this legitimately just happened to me Its a minigame in itself to read the names you encounter and think to yourself what that guy did back in the days to piss them off... Well in this case, its no mystery.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 09:38 |
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Chalks posted:It's an "indie" game with far too much money, but still none the less making all the standard mistakes that indie games make - proving that such mistakes are nothing to do with budgets and are everything to do with lack of oversight and well defined processes. Giving a manchild 95mil dollars doesnt turn him into a genious, it turns him into a rich manchild.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 14:24 |
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Amun Khonsu posted:Plz fund my new jpeg Or buy a vulture in Elite: Dangerous for no real life currency at all.
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 11:28 |
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AP posted:
Just imagine how much depraved sex you could buy for that money. Or 1 jpg.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 11:50 |
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What are you all bitching about, i mean SC is perfectly within acceptable parameters for creating a tripple AAA+ squared game, just see how long everyone else has taken: I mean, its absolutly 100% certain that these are actual development times, not time between releases in which said companies might have done something else...
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 09:52 |
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In the meantime ive discovered that since the last time i fired up ED, you can now in fact install additional fuel tanks in internal module slots. I also traded my dropship for an Assault Ship and went to do some actual space combat instead of staring at 500$ jpgs. I strongly consider dropping 5 bucks for a palette of 6 paint jobs for my cobra, am i a bad person?
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 10:11 |
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Jestah posted:Is Elite Dangerous worth the AAA price tag? Strongly depends on a) what youre looking for and b) if you are solo or have a group If youre looking for x-wing vs. tie-fighter style, no. Nothing like that. Its not arcady, its very sim-y. Ive lost a few million bucks to lazy landings or takeoffs, simply because its not handholding you. Like crashing my loving clipper with 50 tons of platinum into the docks because i was tired and wanted to do one more run and misjudged the acceleration of my new thrusters. Combat is... how to put it, "clean". Not very flashy crash-boom-bangy. If youve played Star Conflict, its the exact opposite of that. Everything you do, from a cargo run to a pirate hunt is a meassured, calculated and executed affair rather than "just played" if you know what i mean. If youre solo, it can get a bit boring. In a group its awesome. Even flying escort in 2 vipers for a python with a cargo hold full of rare ore thats all of a sudden being pulled out of hyperdrive by a pirate-anaconda with 2 support cobras is when the game is worth every cent. When doing 6 hours of uninterrupted cargo-runs for money, it can get stale. But then again, its your fault for not blowing things to bits instead.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 10:39 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:There are so many parallels between Chris Roberts and George Lucas Does this guy have 8 strokes a day or just one permanently?
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 11:20 |
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no_recall posted:Jump into a Strong Signal Source. "Wow, theres literally GOLD floating around in space, free for the taking! My lucky day!" -" Cant believe that actually worked, get him boys!" *LOADING SCREEN*
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 11:38 |
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Yes, if you are one of the 5 pirates on silent running laying in wait...
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 11:41 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Ship with literal swords built into it for ramming decides to ram- is described as "rear end in a top hat." News at 11. Some top-tier AAA starship dofighting right there.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 16:23 |
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Berious posted:For some reason I feel much less intimidated. Thanks CIG. Raping pirates i can deal with, but black men in MY universe?
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 13:17 |
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:That's fourteen permabanned accounts in all, for you maths buffs Lowtax has his whales too.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 14:35 |
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Gwaihir posted:I didn't even notice the extra can of what I can only assume is emergency soda wedged in his leg there. Neither did he, and he gave up looking for it after some time.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 15:51 |
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Eonwe posted:the best mech is the one you get for free Subjectively speaking, I dont think we should trust your expertise on judging video game quality. MWO is pretty rad for a free game. Subjectively speaking, of course.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 17:42 |
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Eonwe posted:Subjectively speaking, star citizen is dreams happening Have you never had that dream where you fall through the floor of a jpeg and get run over by a knife with a jet engine?
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 17:46 |
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quote:[–]Textor44High Admiral 21 Punkte vor 17 Stunden "This meal is literally poo poo, how wonderful! That way we dont have to eat so much and spend more time vomiting, thats a milestone!"
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 16:11 |
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quote:[–]Durkbeef 1 Punkt vor 17 Stunden quote:[–]Oddzball 7 Punkte vor 17 Stunden quote:[–]CymelionVice Admiral 11 Punkte vor 17 Stunden quote:[–]Alysianah 1 Punkt vor 15 Stunden quote:[–]CymelionVice Admiral 1 Punkt vor 15 Stunden quote:[–]Alysianah 1 Punkt vor 15 Stunden quote:[–]CymelionVice Admiral 1 Punkt vor 15 Stunden quote:[–]Alysianah 1 Punkt vor 14 Stunden quote:[–]CymelionVice Admiral 1 Punkt vor 14 Stunden Not a cult of deniers, no sir, not at all sir.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 16:18 |
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Lastgirl posted:I came here to laugh about Chris Roberts trying to reboot his PC during livestream for 5 minutes Youre welcome! Please take a seat and join us as we share stories of lies, greed, and desaster.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 09:16 |
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Lowtax posted:Amen Lowtax and Derek in the same thread? Is it christmas already? gently caress, it is!
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 14:59 |
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Ive heard if you look in a mirror at midnight and say "Seraph84" three times, he will become unbanned
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 12:29 |
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quote:I am a shrew businesswoman with lots of experience in business
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 15:10 |
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Lowtax posted:Why does everybody related to SC spend time writing a million paragraphs about how Derek Smart isn't worth the time to write a million paragraphs about? They are very angry about him. He invoked their wrath, and now they take up the quills to write angry letters. One could call them... Quill-wrath-y
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 15:11 |
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Lowtax posted:
If you look at some people who keep their ship-buying habit a secret from their wife and need emergency plans to come up with next months rent, its appearent that to some it is far more...
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 11:43 |
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Gawain The Blind posted:Okay so I just spent the last two hours catching up with this thread and I think what makes me cringe the most is how serious the language is. People have aligned themselves with Derek Smart. Like there are all these factions moving around in the shadows, just waiting to destroy this video game about spaceships. A cabal made up of various leaders of industry like Lowtax and Derek Smart, sitting around a table in a dark room, nefariously rubbing their dicks together Snidely Whiplash style and twirling each other's mustaches while they gaze down on a printed jpeg and plan their next evil scheme. A war is easily won if your opponent doesnt know he is at war.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 12:52 |
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Someone mentioned power armor? Sorry, those are undergarments. For fags. This is power armor: Its not armor if you can put it on by yourself... Yolomon Wayne fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jan 14, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 15:55 |
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Gilganixon posted:god drat space marines look ridiculous in the buff, no wonder they wander around in hundreds of kilos of armour you think thats bad?
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 16:06 |
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Young Freud posted:I actually thought it would be cool to have boarding actually being done by dudes in Starship Troopers/Studio Nue/Masamune Shirow-style battlesuits, that would jump out of space craft to assault other spaceships, like the Orz space marines from Star Control 2. It's much cooler to be a humanoid space fighter, slightly larger than a man, zooming onto an enemy ship and delivering point-blank justice to the cockpit, or taking over a ship or station and dealing with security than landing or docking a Cutlass and having combat like it was a normal FPS. Boarding torpedoes. If you have to take over a ship, it should be done via boarding torpedoes.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 16:26 |
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Another spaceship game that should launch before star citizen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOW-NCdKgj4
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 17:27 |
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Just wanted to drop what one guy without a 100 million budget and hollywood actors for mocap has built in his freetime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7glPda2Lcc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 17:42 |
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Ive delved far too deep into 40k porn to stop now. Heres another first person space shooter thats comming out sooner than star citizen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMHW_cWoeos
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 17:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 14:56 |
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Literally The Worst posted:Because it's under the skin This, and he did the outlets pretty good.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 17:55 |