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drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Imaginary Friend posted:

So.. let me get this straight;

Angry disillusioned racist space nerds following a pube-hating b-actress who's secretly married to a washed out space game developer from the 90's that sells dreams in jpeg-format with Gary Oldman's face on them while laundering money through horse racing with the Swedish mafia and a guy named Fat Steve start an internet war with another Space Game developer that proceeds by threatening to sue everybody while leaking letters made by people who work at a company that dislikes everybody with a Something Awful account, pubes and a mind of their own.. also food recipes and funny gifs of broken space physics.

Internet.

You forgot the haiku's.

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drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Malleovic posted:

I don't know how to deal with two SC threads at once











please help

well, you just need to clone yourself. duh


did you change your name eonwe? no one will know who we're talking about in the previous thread when they read the archives on reddit

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Darkpriest667 posted:

I bet your PDAS appraisals are poo poo. Mine are stellar. I love my job, I love my district, and I am revered in my school by students and staff alike. I give a poo poo about kids and their future. I'm sorry you have a stick up your rear end. I hope you get that treated.

Pistols at dawn!

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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flyboi posted:

Shut the gently caress up already

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Jst0rm posted:

I made it to the end of the thread. I just thought you would all want to know that.

No you haven't. Not even close.

You have only just reached the beginning, for the Star Citizen thread will never, has never, and will never end.

You fleetingly chase an end you can never reach in vain hope of a conclusion.

But Star Citizen is endless.

Star Citizen is infinite.

STAR CITIZEN is eternal.

STAR CITIZEN IS

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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jenks on RPS posted:

If you think there is an issue with Star Citizen because of how Cloud Imperium is spending its raised money, you’re on the same side as Derek Smart and should reevaluate your life.

lol

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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D_Smart posted:

ps: To the rear end-hat who keeps spending money to change my avatar. I have more disposable income than you. So yeah, let's go.

what, no derek. encourage them to spend more on changing your avatar. they fulfill their compulsion to waste money on jpegs, we all get entertainment from seeing what avatar they'll waste money on next, and you don't lose anything! it's a win for everyone!

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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what the gently caress is going on? why is everyone talking about a wheelchair?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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this thread is objectively the best

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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the best of all possible threads in all possible worlds

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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they are downsizing
all is fine, all is well, please
everything is fine

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Sarsapariller posted:

They can't even be assed to show up to their livestream.

Wait, the SC livestream ran Bob Ross reruns?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Lowtax, I have donated my :5bux: to the SA Cloud Fund. Please spend it on migrating the servers, and not on spaceship jpegs, furry porn, or jpegs of spaceship furry porn. Thank you.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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"It's not harassment unless you call the police, so it wasn't actually bad, you mean goons! :mad:"

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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OWLS! posted:

You know, there is a game featuring multiple flight modes, ship boarding and capturing, the ability to command fleets, land on (and subjugate) planets.

It was called motherfucking Escape Velocity Nova and it came out in 2002. For Mac.

but did it have super physics and buggies and switching movies mid-flight in space?!?!?!

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Tank Boy Ken posted:

You can't literally burn .jpgs. The most you can do is to burn the file storage device that contains the .jpgs. Or delete them. But you can not burn the actual file. :colbert:

But we can dream. And Star Citizen is about

making dreams come true.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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So, what is the significance of this?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Fat and Useless posted:

They raised like 3 million in 2 weeks from the potato how the gently caress did they not pay their bills?

hookers and blow

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:

Ironically enough with this car, this is the most expensive jpeg ever posted in this thread.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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CrazyTolradi posted:

You're one of those guys who waits up until midnight for a game release and gets enraged because it isn't out the second the clock hits midnight, aren't you?

Pretty sure Derek posted a time it'd be out on the 3rd, it's like midnight or so for him now I'm guessing.

I think that's :thejoke:

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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MeLKoR posted:

poo poo, I'm starting to feel we're being played. :ohdear:

they played us like a drat :gary: PARRRRRP

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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derek, i am :f5:ing your blog when will you update with stunning revelations?!?!?!!?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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A Neurotic Jew posted:

Star Citizen is actually just a giant advertisement for a mo-cap studio in Hollywood. Once you accept this, everything else falls in to place.

I thought Beowulf was supposed to be the advertisement for mo-cap in Hollywood?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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so I've been gone and busy, why does everyone hate Dsmart now what is going on?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Hey guys, I've been gone from the thread for two weeks (I think).

Is it out?! Is it out yet?! Have our prayers been answered?! Have our hopes and dreams been fulfilled?!

I'm so excited to hear how this game turned out!!

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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A Neurotic Jew posted:

No but they did give us a video tour of their brand-new office/MoCap studio!!

But I thought they had a MoCap studio already??? :confused:

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Octopode posted:

an environment where plans and goals change often.

Video game development should not be an environment where plans and goals change often, especially not over 4 years and with 92 million dollars on the line. It's one thing to cut or add features based on time and money, but CIG dumped an entire engine and the assets made for it halfway through production for no fiscally justifiable reason.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Eonwe posted:

seraph gave me a dumb avatar again

Is that why you have a weblink to Global Capitalism?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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So is this actually out yet?

Did DSmart sue Croberts?

Did that German poster (can't remember his username) merge all his accounts?

Did Seraph84 get banned again?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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What the hell is going on in here?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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No seriously, what has happened? Last thing I remember was an onslaught of cat pictures and recipes!

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Zo posted:

I have a confession to make.




At this point I still don't know what EVA means.

The Electronic Video Agent (EVA) is a battle interface and massive database that was first conceived in the Second World War, and slowly developed into pseudo-AIs. Its main role was coordinating and processing information, battle conditions and status and providing commanders with a versatile and powerful command tool, using the appropriate system EVA files.

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Matlock Birthmark posted:

That...That doesn't narrow down where you stopped reading at all.

Um, early March?

drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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Matlock Birthmark posted:

Ahh, thanks that helps. Okay, well I'm pretty lazy, so I'm afraid I'm not going to summarize. Skim G0RF's posts and you'll hit a summary or good effort post eventually. (Thanks for the great posts G0RF)

Why, you lazy bast-

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Most recent thing that's happened. The thread unearthed Ben's website of racist, sexist, pedophilia jokes, and stalker gallery.

wait what

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drkeiscool
Aug 1, 2014
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so i heard some goon got a $2550 refund?

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