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peter gabriel posted:Star Citizen the game is late coming out, many think it won;t ever. You forgot the part about the pubes.
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Lokee posted:Perfect. Now who's got a link to that scary rear end gary oldman face? There's a goldmine worth of amazing Gary Oldman faces in the other thread.
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Eonwe posted:how did gary oldman, other terrible face guy, or pubes not get mentioned at all in page 1 what the gently caress CIG is developing a real-time pube rendering engine if they reach their next stretch goal.
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Dapper Dan posted:It really is. Also, make sure you use different forum names if you are a Star Citizen backer (lol, loving why) and post dissent otherwise they will ban you for a billion million years like Scientology contracts. This thread is full of suppressive people imo.
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Oct 26, 2015 01:22
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Lord_NeckBeard posted:I was watching Fart Shitizen off and on from 2012 to 2014, holding off on building a gaming rig for it and never bought any ships. I got married and bought a couple watches to go with my $20 wedding ring with the money I would have spent on a decent gaming pc. My interest was reignited by all the drama that was bubbling up since the summer. I've been lurking for a while on the old thread, after seeing an @dsmart tweet with a link to it, and today's drama finally pushed me over the edge. The old thread and its baby are the most entertaining threads I've ever read on a forum. Here is my goddamn See you in the 'verse! 
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Oct 26, 2015 02:15
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Oct 26, 2015 03:20
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Press 'F' to rape.
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Oct 26, 2015 03:28
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Madcosby posted:No Man's Sky looks boring as gently caress Procedurally generated stuff is fine as long as it used correctly. I think a great space game would take the procedurally generated planets and such from No Man's Sky and pair them together with solid writing and a good story like Star Control 2 (or the Starflight games, which had procedurally generated planets). poo poo that is pretty much exactly what I want in a space game. Fun flying around space gameplay in a big universe with good writing and an actual story with a point and the freedom to approach it however you want (like Star Control 2, not like the crappy cutscene->mission->cutscene crap that Roberts likes).
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Karl_Ramseier posted:*looks at the last 250 pages of the last SC thread* See you in the 'verse!
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Oct 26, 2015 15:35
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Oct 26, 2015 23:54
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A Neurotic Jew posted:just so we're clear, you know those weren't made by the posters in the thread right? Actually I made all of those.
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I'm particularly proud of E.T. and all the dickwulf shrooms.
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SneakyFrog posted:i think you are giving dickwulf a bit of.... It's a dream sequence, which is why the wulge is also so much better looking and wearing cool shades.
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Unfunny Poster posted:It's dead. Noooooooo! It was a masterpiece! Curse you reddit!
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Oct 27, 2015 00:17
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drat Dirty Ape posted:Dammit my penis mushroom fan art is still missing. is something I never would have imagined I'd post.
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That is some quality photoshopping. Not everyone can line up the eyebrows just perfect like that.
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Oct 27, 2015 00:38
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Kakarot posted:gently caress reddit You are my hero!
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Dapper Dan posted:Haha they are deleting the Space Buggy gifs. What's that shitheads? Don't want the world to know you were that loving stupid for buying a four year old pre alpha? Also if it is just a pre alpha now, that means 3 more years at minimum dumbfucks. Nobody else but you idiots will fund this poo poo for that long. Keep buying those jpegs, see you in the verse, the most generic setting as possible! Those were the only gifs that made this game look like it could be any fun at all.
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FrankieGoes posted:If you post your skype I'll show you how to smoke a 9" hog leg. 
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Kakarot posted:gently caress reddit I wonder if the Star Citizen dildo that E.T. is holding is available in the RSI merchandise store.
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Lord Psychodin posted:Fine. I'm a jackass. Continue to enjoy everything. same
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Oct 27, 2015 01:32
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Booourns posted:Fake Edit: oh wow I just saw the OP jesus christ, is this a star citizen thread or a derek smart thread? Yes
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The Saddest Robot posted:If you're not full of yourself then what are you full of? Dreams.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:18
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D_Smart posted:See what I mean? This little poo poo stain just put himself on my radar. Arm the scat pistol!
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Oct 27, 2015 03:23
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D_Smart posted:Yeah, the Nucstar mine is a thermo-nuclear device that requires remote detonation. It takes out every loving thing within a 1km radius of the detonation. And it has an EMP blast that fries electronics (vehicles, aircraft, devices etc) as well I think this mushroom cloud could be improved by incorporating Gary Oldman's face somehow.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:25
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D_Smart's current AV accurately reflects the wit (and tolerance) of true Star Citizens.
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Oct 27, 2015 15:28
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joats posted:Ha ha, you see. He has to pay 5 bucks to change it back. He should know better than to get into a cash wasting war with star citizens!
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Romes128 posted:Dereks a blood cause he hates the crips 
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Oct 28, 2015 01:22
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3 posted:Even though this Focus Derek! Eyes on the prize! There will be plenty of time for handicapped kids later!
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Oct 28, 2015 01:25
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peter gabriel posted:that's him in the wheelchair That's him in the spot-light, poo poo-post-ing on twitter
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Oct 28, 2015 01:26
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comatose posted:They should add wheelchairs into star citizen. I imagine them handling similarly to the buggy. They would never be able to integrate wheelchairs with the rape module.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:That's him in the wheelchair 
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TTerrible posted:EDIT: Beaten massively while looking for chumming images. Nevermind. I hate it when that happens.
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Unfunny Poster posted:Google: About 303,000 results (0.31 seconds) I hope you had safe search on.
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