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Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


peter gabriel posted:

Star Citizen the game is late coming out, many think it won;t ever.
Derek stepped in to call everyone a cocksucker, especially those making the game.
They got pissy, Derek got pissy and then Reddit lumbered in and got pissy.
They all stood in a triangle pissing all over each other, all over each other legs, torsos, even in each other mouths, for weeks.
Then they all went for a few lemonades, got together again and pissed all over each other again.
That brigs you bang up to date I think

You forgot the part about the pubes.

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Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Lokee posted:

Perfect. Now who's got a link to that scary rear end gary oldman face?

There's a goldmine worth of amazing Gary Oldman faces in the other thread.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Eonwe posted:

how did gary oldman, other terrible face guy, or pubes not get mentioned at all in page 1 what the gently caress

CIG is developing a real-time pube rendering engine if they reach their next stretch goal.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Dapper Dan posted:

It really is. Also, make sure you use different forum names if you are a Star Citizen backer (lol, loving why) and post dissent otherwise they will ban you for a billion million years like Scientology contracts.

This thread is full of suppressive people imo.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Lord_NeckBeard posted:

I was watching Fart Shitizen off and on from 2012 to 2014, holding off on building a gaming rig for it and never bought any ships. I got married and bought a couple watches to go with my $20 wedding ring with the money I would have spent on a decent gaming pc. My interest was reignited by all the drama that was bubbling up since the summer. I've been lurking for a while on the old thread, after seeing an @dsmart tweet with a link to it, and today's drama finally pushed me over the edge. The old thread and its baby are the most entertaining threads I've ever read on a forum. Here is my goddamn :10bux:

See you in the 'verse!


Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



Hahahaha. Holy poo poo.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Press 'F' to rape.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Madcosby posted:

No Man's Sky looks boring as gently caress

the worst words in the video game industry right now are "procedurally generated"

Procedurally generated stuff is fine as long as it used correctly.

I think a great space game would take the procedurally generated planets and such from No Man's Sky and pair them together with solid writing and a good story like Star Control 2 (or the Starflight games, which had procedurally generated planets).

poo poo that is pretty much exactly what I want in a space game. Fun flying around space gameplay in a big universe with good writing and an actual story with a point and the freedom to approach it however you want (like Star Control 2, not like the crappy cutscene->mission->cutscene crap that Roberts likes).

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Karl_Ramseier posted:

*looks at the last 250 pages of the last SC thread*
*looks at the OP of the new SC thread*

well, I don't know if this whole cult thing is just projection of some sort.

See you in the 'verse!

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



I gotta admit that some of these buggy pictures actually look fun in a 'goat simulator' kind of way.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



Nevermind, that just looks hilariously bad.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


A Neurotic Jew posted:

just so we're clear, you know those weren't made by the posters in the thread right?

Actually I made all of those.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


I'm particularly proud of E.T. and all the dickwulf shrooms.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


SneakyFrog posted:

i think you are giving dickwulf a bit of....:smug: ... credit

It's a dream sequence, which is why the wulge is also so much better looking and wearing cool shades.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



Noooooooo! It was a masterpiece!

Curse you reddit!

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Dammit my penis mushroom fan art is still missing.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


drat Dirty Ape posted:

Dammit my penis mushroom fan art is still missing.

is something I never would have imagined I'd post.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



That is some quality photoshopping. Not everyone can line up the eyebrows just perfect like that.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Kakarot posted:

gently caress reddit



You are my hero!

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Dapper Dan posted:

Haha they are deleting the Space Buggy gifs. What's that shitheads? Don't want the world to know you were that loving stupid for buying a four year old pre alpha? Also if it is just a pre alpha now, that means 3 more years at minimum dumbfucks. Nobody else but you idiots will fund this poo poo for that long. Keep buying those jpegs, see you in the verse, the most generic setting as possible!

Those were the only gifs that made this game look like it could be any fun at all.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


FrankieGoes posted:

If you post your skype I'll show you how to smoke a 9" hog leg.

:heysexy:

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Kakarot posted:

gently caress reddit



I wonder if the Star Citizen dildo that E.T. is holding is available in the RSI merchandise store.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



haha I missed reading this the first time.

:five:

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Lord Psychodin posted:

Fine. I'm a jackass. Continue to enjoy everything.

same

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



Oh poo poo they're on to us! :stonk:

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Booourns posted:

Fake Edit: oh wow I just saw the OP jesus christ, is this a star citizen thread or a derek smart thread?

Yes

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


The Saddest Robot posted:

If you're not full of yourself then what are you full of?

Dreams.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


D_Smart posted:

See what I mean? This little poo poo stain just put himself on my radar.

https://archive.is/15OrG

Arm the scat pistol!

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


D_Smart posted:

Yeah, the Nucstar mine is a thermo-nuclear device that requires remote detonation. It takes out every loving thing within a 1km radius of the detonation. And it has an EMP blast that fries electronics (vehicles, aircraft, devices etc) as well



I think this mushroom cloud could be improved by incorporating Gary Oldman's face somehow.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


D_Smart's current AV accurately reflects the wit (and tolerance) of true Star Citizens.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


joats posted:

Ha ha, you see. He has to pay 5 bucks to change it back.

He should know better than to get into a cash wasting war with star citizens!

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015



:perfect:

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Romes128 posted:

Dereks a blood cause he hates the crips

:lol:

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Just when I think this thread can't get any more entertaining, Derek threatens to talk to a handicapped kids parents because of shitposting. This is truly a great time to be alive. :911:

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


3 posted:

Even though this


is true, going after this kid is not good image politics. You've got dragons to slay, Derek. Don't get sidetracked.

Focus Derek! Eyes on the prize! There will be plenty of time for handicapped kids later!

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


peter gabriel posted:

that's him in the wheelchair

That's him in the spot-light, poo poo-post-ing on twitter

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


comatose posted:

They should add wheelchairs into star citizen. I imagine them handling similarly to the buggy.

They would never be able to integrate wheelchairs with the rape module.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

That's him in the wheelchair
That's him in the spotlight
Losing his privacy
Trying to keep up with Smart
And I don't know how he can do it
Oh no we've sperged too much
We haven't sperged enough

:golfclap:

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


TTerrible posted:

EDIT: Beaten massively while looking for chumming images. Nevermind.

I hate it when that happens.

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Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015


Unfunny Poster posted:

Google: About 303,000 results (0.31 seconds)

I hope you had safe search on.

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