Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Necatus posted:

Hold on a second, here's a closer look.

The reflections in the glass are still black, there's weird artifacts all around the edges, and they forgot to completely erase the line going to the text in the top right. They're not even making half-assed models in Max, they're just painting over poo poo in Photoshop.

Holy poo poo. That's amazing. :gary:

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 08:20

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skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Here, I made a completely new ship. You can have hat CIG.

e: Also the special limited edition:

skit herre fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Oct 30, 2015

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 09:29

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

EminusSleepus posted:

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 09:39

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

KakerMix posted:

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 09:49

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Wafflz posted:

Why would you name your guild after croberts lovely space cats in a game that actually exists?

Yeah, what about the good, old Goon Swarm?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 14:27

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Im_drunk posted:

Next level star citizen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avoFdZzmpHE

Needs more blue lights.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 08:05

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Plankalkuel posted:

Karl Ranseier ist tot! Der wohl erfolgloseste **** aller Zeiten ...

That should ring some bells. I would do a skit, fitting for this thread but and none of the non-german goons (and the younger Germans) would understand it anyway.

Kentucky schreit ficken

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 17:19

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

lol at ramseier, you have been reddit doxxed and you are an assclown.
btw: i have spent about 300$ on tf2 hats that sparkle and poo poo, i should just shut up probably

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 18:55

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Hezzy posted:

PAAARP

I'll buy a new Av or Plat for the first goon to turn this into a nice looking :gary:

skit herre fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Nov 2, 2015

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 13:50

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Dark Off posted:

For clarification: Not Oldman's face and moving lips :gary:

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 14:01

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

We all know that Full Burn is the greatest power ballad in the universe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toxh4i3ZEqQ

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 18:16

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

BMan posted:

Plat pls

Good job. Apparently I need the e-mail address your account is registered with for that though.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 19:39

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

BMan posted:

Ehhh, I don't really want to post that in this thread. Can you send a gift certificate to bmanx2000@yahoo.com ?

Done.

How does one get a smarties gang tag btw. ?

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 20:15

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 20:37

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Karl_Ramseier posted:

Now I spilled my coffee over the whole bed.
That's him with the espresso!

So they got their early investors to play the waiters? That's perhaps why people spend thousands of dollars on spaceship pics. "Here, please sign this contract. Ah yes the money, thanks. Now please could you serve me an espresso? And go buy some beer."

If this is real, you're the biggest idiot I ever came across. I can't stop laughing. But hey this raess guy in the forum tend to believe you, perhaps I should tell him about this new discovery.

Ok, let's get this straight:
A public picture is proof for you being an investor? That might be enough for DS, but not for me. Why don't you show us the signed contract? This shouldn't matter anyway after you identified yourself and acknowledged that Sandi is a racist motherfucking bitch.
If they don't slap you in the face for what you did here they never ever won't.
But please just bring me the milk, would you?

Du wurdest ordentlich gefickt, gib einfach auf!
Hol dir dein Geld zur�ck und beobachte mit uns wie das Projekt in Flammen aufgeht!

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 09:08

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Test. I mean :gary:

Lipstick Apathy :yarg:

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 19:32

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

peter gabriel posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwFkyFX7LIg

holy poo poo yes

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 14:45

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

It's 7 a.m. here and I am lusting for D�ner Kebap.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:04

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Romes128 posted:

Sounds too close to Boner Kebab

Confirmed for gay

Never thought that my gayness and my love for D�ner Kebab are interconnected, but there you have it.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:13

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Shala posted:

I've been lusting for Doners since I left Germany in 2007 my dude.

How do we not have this here?

Can you guys export some Turks so we can have that? Tia.

Oh we have a lot of people, most of them in the east, that would love to send you some Turks.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:14

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

CrazyLoon posted:

Turkish culture in general is pretty homoerotic, TBH.

Mmh, I'd love to oil-wrestle a buff Turk. :getin:

Shala posted:

They're okay with german weird sex but as soon as non aryans do it in Germany? Ohhh noooo

Hey, the fact that we invented the poo poo fetish doesn't mean we have weird sex.

skit herre fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Nov 7, 2015

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:24

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Vax posted:

My refund finally kicked in. Came via PayPal from "Twin Bros. GMBH"... WTF? Money laundering confirmed?

On one hand, get in contact with dsmart. On the other hand, gently caress him for working with Vox Day.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:30

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Shala posted:

(Also you motherfuckers need to stop switching to really good english when I say 'I wanna try my German'")

Oh, sorry for that. I will bring it up when we have our next German meeting on tuesday.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:38

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Shala posted:

Yeah I know you fuckers love rallies.

Who doesn't? I love the part where we all put our black hoodies on and throw bricks at the police.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:44

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Shala posted:

As long as someone wasn't making you feel bad about nationalism you throw bricks, yeah ;P

Eh what? I don't get this one.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 07:53

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

So I finally got my D�ner, I am happy now.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:01

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

Dude, seriously? "working with"? Isn't that a stretch?

Nah, I don't think so. Whatever, just look at the stuff the goons have posted about that guy. He is not Fox News, he is a literal Nazi.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:04

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

The guy making my D�ner agrees, you shouldn't associate with loving Neo-Nazis.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:45

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 19:59

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

The women of America would do well to consider whether their much-cherished gains of the right to vote, work, murder and freely fornicate are worth destroying marriage, children, civilized Western society and little girls. They can at least console themselves with the thought that, in the long run, it doesn�t matter what they do, because the women�s-rights ideology is an evolutionary dead end, and it is increasingly apparent that societies embracing it will not survive.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 21:14

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

It's fascinating. Lundin-Petterson [who killed 2 people in a school] was willing to die for his people; he literally died defending his nation against invaders, and yet the global media is desperately trying to paint him as some sort of hateful monster. But how is he any different than the tens of thousands of U.S. soldiers who died defending their country? Should we regard the sailors and soldiers who died at Pearl Harbor as racist hate criminals who should be denounced as anti-Japanese bigots? The Japanese weren't even planning to invade, let alone colonize Hawaii, after all.

Lundin-Petterson died fighting in his homeland, on his native soil. Most American soldiers can't even say that.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 21:43

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

Ag Bengip posted:

Also, what's with all this talk like he's some kind of game design pioneer?

He invented the escort quest.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 22:29

skit herre: Mar 24, 2015; Don't do drugs, kids.; Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

Don't be silly. I'm not leaving the site. I was being sarcastic in my response due his implication of why he - some inconsequential dumbass - thinks is the reason that I am here engaging with Goons.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rwwoq/brainstorm_with_derek_smart_discussion_with_vox/cws8qs4

:gary:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 00:15