MilesK posted:

I miss Branson tbh

Daztek posted:

https://twitter.com/FearNoGod/status/800471038169645056

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Is Octopode still a filthy koolaid drinker?

Daztek posted:

A man of many anuses

Good Dumplings posted:

I think it's because you waited, if you or FAU stepped in when he was going off on that wheelchair guy there probably wouldn't be much of a dispute. It's not like Derek's a normal poster made into a mod, he usually posts on a blog and assumes absolute power. He's not going to know what a mod that has to share power should or shouldn't do.

Kosumo posted:

Question

Star Citizen is a -

A - Ponzi Scheme

B - Bait and Switch

C - Pyramid Scheme

D - BDSSE

Voting close in 8 hours (Nov 22, 07.30)

There will be a prize* for anyone who can produce proof that Derek Smart is a 14 year old girl.

*Prize may only be claim 2 years after Star Citizen as gone gold.

spacetoaster posted:

They'll probably just seal up his apartment and leave him where he lay.

moveable shape posted:

FAU is SA's toast

Marching Powder posted:

it was cool how you posted your dog and 0 other content literally 2 posts after i posted that. seriously though, good job not following through on the tane thing. the only thing more pathetic than enforcing that especially when you read the first sentence of this post again is beer stepping in to probate me on your behalf. i did the thread a service beer. feel free to apologize in the written way or another ironic probation way that allows all the dorks in the thread to live vicariously through you as you punish The Bad Man

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ArfJason posted:

you all clamored for the retard who doxxed people and celebrated him.

Marching Powder posted:

hey beer whatup. man this is a lot to unpack. got a challenge for you too buddy - what other fat, worthless community manager ostracizes the people critical of the community in order to protect his herd of retards? haha.

arf was just saying doxxing is bad. that's something you should be able to just say at all times and it's good advice. maybe you should use some of your moderator powers or the respect you've generated by your 'good posting' to guide the community towards agreeing with arf and supporting him in his endeavour to create an environment where doxxing is severely discouraged and those that do doxx wouldn't post it here because the community wouldn't be receptive. hell that's what i'd do.

your inclusion of xaearael confuses me too. sure he's a completely worthless poster, and he responds to me all the time with tedious, unfunny vitriol but honestly all you'd need to do to shut him up would be to do that mod challenge i suggested and have him write me a sincere apology. that would break him, because he's stupid and worthless, but there's no need for probations.

as for me, it's real weird that you focus on my brand of off-topic as something to punish. what about the other countless tangents? animal photos? recipes (i get it!)? conventions? basically 99% of this thread. actually it's not really weird that you'd choose to focus on me when you take into account that you're just a fat, thin skinned space dweeb moulding his community as he sees fit - as is well within his rights.

here's my recipe beer, go gently caress yourself, lol, maybe next time someone comes in here to criticise the community you'll listen to them and start guiding the community instead of eliminating the people rocking the boat

see ya, star citizen thread

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MeLKoR posted:

poo poo just got meta.





"I try to convince them that doxxing is bad but they just... won't... stop! "

pog boyfriend posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

NLJP posted:

did many people even unironically say 'no actually doxxing is cool and good'?

In Training posted:

You just did.

Facebook Aunt posted:

I don't think you even need to bake, do you? Just post recipes? I mean, I'm lazy as hell but you could probably do it with just small alterations to random reciepies from http://allrecipes.com/

Release Date Surprise

Ingredients
1 cup butter, softened
1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

Directions


• Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
  
• Whip butter with an electric mixer until fluffy.
  
• Stir in the confectioners' sugar, cornstarch, and flour.
  
• Beat on low for one minute, then on high for 3 to 4 minutes.
  
• Drop cookies by spoonfuls 2 inches apart on an ungreased cookie sheet.
  
• Loudly tell everyone in the room that you are going to bake these cookies for 10 minutes. You can do it in just 10 minutes because you've already been preheating the oven for an hour.
  
• Insert cookies into oven. Retrieve charred remains in 30-300 minutes.
  
• Send them back to be refactored.
  

See, easy.

Dreams Happen Now
This sparkling treat is a real crowd pleaser.

Ingredients

1 cup butter, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons hot water
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups shards of broken glass

Directions

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
  
• Cream together the butter, white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Dissolve baking soda in hot water. Add to batter along with salt. Stir in flour and glass.
  
• Drop by large spoonfuls onto ungreased pans.
  
• Bake for about 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until edges are nicely browned.
  

Wait, I just thought of another one.

Cryengine 64s

Ingredients
3/4 cup scalded milk
1/3 cup granulated sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 (.25 ounce) envelope active dry yeast
1/4 cup warm water
4 cups sifted all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg (optional)
1/3 cup butter or margarine
2 eggs, beaten
2 cups confectioners' sugar
6 tablespoons milk

Directions


• Preheat oven to 350F.
  
• In a medium bowl, stir together the scalded milk, sugar, and salt. Set aside to cool until tepid. If using nutmeg, stir it into the flour, and add 2 cups of the mixture to the milk, and beat until well blended.
  
• In a small bowl, dissolve the yeast in warm water. Stir into the milk and flour mixture, then mix in the butter and eggs. Mix in the remaining flour 1/2 cup at a time. When dough is firm enough, turn it out onto a floured surface, and knead for 3 to 4 minutes. Place into an oiled bowl, cover and allow dough to rise until doubled in bulk. This should take 30 to 45 minutes.
  
• On a lightly floured surface, roll the dough out to 1/2 inch in thickness. Cut into circles using a donut cutter, or round cutter. Set aside to rise for 30 to 40 minutes, or until light.
  
• Lay rings out on lightly greased cookie sheet. Bake for 18 minutes.
  
• Glaze while warm, or just sprinkle with sugar.
  
  
• To make the glaze, stir together the confectioners' sugar and 6 tablespoons milk until smooth. Dip warm cookies into glaze, and set aside to cool.
  

See, the joke is that an oven is a bad tool for making donuts, even if you call them cookies, just like Cryengine is a bad tool for making a vehicle-based MMO.

Mikojan posted:

Marching powder was my favorite poster

alphabettitouretti posted:

How are they still throwing so much money at this, it's loving insanity. The funding tracker has got to include store credit, that's the only sensible explanation that doesn't involve some hardcore mental illness.

starkebn posted:

please don't take the last however many days of horrible thread activity as an excuse to make it even worse by making GBS threads recipes into it too. please just don't

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

gently caress the haters. That owns.

thatguy posted:

I'm going to laugh at everything about Ben Lesnick and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

D1E posted:

He's more thin-skinned than Donald Trump.

Internet Warlord. LOL.

thatguy posted:

I'll derail this whole thread into how to properly address trannies again.

I'll do it I swear!

D1E posted:

Well, since you're one of the prime enablers in the Greenies and administrator of his Smart Community, you certainly would be one of the first to defend him.

DapperDon posted:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

America's pastime is the most boring sport, lol.