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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Eonwe posted:

how did gary oldman, other terrible face guy, or pubes not get mentioned at all in page 1 what the gently caress

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



I've been talking with BoredDellTechnician.

Dolvak is no longer a moderator at r/DerekSmart.

I assume he wanted me to pass the message along.

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Can someone else contact the moderators of r/StarCitizen, and show them this?

They'd be more likely to listen to someone like Beer or something.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Who is Kimsemus ?

Apparently he was supposed to go to Space Court and was kicked out of Goon poo poo.

I'm too new here to understand what the gently caress he's talking about so I'll just pass the message along.

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Eonwe posted:

Star Citizen is dead, Goonrathi is dead and even if it wasn't Kimsemus would prob join Starfleet Dental

Even after being Kimsemsus'd himself Beer didn't let him back in


Eonwe posted:

He is free in my heart because of this dead game and in future games Kimsemus and I will not be as harsh to the people who did not treat him kindly

Forgive and forget

:)

Closest thing to an answer I'll ever get, I suppose.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PFFoIOWyZc

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Pedo Citizen

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Paladinus posted:

Mr. Derek Smart, can you sue my childhood bully for me, please?

"Childhood bully"

Derek would probably need a town, date of birth, and school they went to.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Raskolnikov posted:

Here is my kitty recently rescued from a pound and just on the mend from an upper respiratory infection.



Did Wulf send a dick picture to your cat too?

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Karl_Ramseier posted:

Yes, we are one hive mind. Now you only need to link everything together. C'mon you can do it.

LEAVE BEER ALONE
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3nn3g5/drama_megathread/cvs7ls2

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015




O__O Derek works pretty fast

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



"I drilled the first holes in the dam" https://archive.is/T6syE

"Imgur Takedown Requests from SmartAsses " by Dick Wulf
https://archive.is/BLLd9

It was probably Dick Wulf. I mean he probably used a script to go through Something Awful Star Citizen threads, report them to imgur, and realized too late that he hosed up.

I mean I'm not a detective like Eonwe is, but that's just my best guess.

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



SneakyFrog posted:

I think pgabz should take that case as a self narrating wisecracking noir cat-tective

I mean didn't people post that picture of Wulf showing his penis to innocent people on imgur? He probably wrote a script to purge that.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



thatguy posted:

Everyone post recipes for red herring.

http://www.sweetjamaica.co.uk/jamaican-food-red-herring-and-hard-food-recipe/

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Eonwe posted:

i dont internet detective friend

Well that's only because you're a natural.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



AP posted:

Testing.



Imgur won't do anything because that means they have to apologize for having such a lax takedown system.

People don't like to be wrong

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Eonwe posted:

i love how hard some redditor self owned by running a report bot

It's not hard to make, especially with the amount of free time Star Citizen fans have while they're waiting for a game to never come out.

But it's even easier to gently caress it up and have it go nuclear.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Vire posted:

It's kinda amazing that this doesn't happen more often then. I guess most people aren't on that level of pettiness?

Well it would cost money and time for imgur to fix it.

Money and time.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



SneakyFrog posted:

it somehow keeps doing it anyway, like the thread doesnt give a gently caress about PEAK comedy.

I'd ask Wulf but he mysteriously stopped posting to reddit the moment this imgur thing started happening.

Huh

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

Jesus, this thread is even faster than the old one.
So I got my money refunded back. For those keeping track it came from Cloud Imperium Games Corporation. Took about three weeks from when I first asked.

Can you PM me details?

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Pogue Ma Hoon posted:

Uh, no? Those are the salient details.

I don't want your bank account. Pinky swear. You can blur out the sensitive stuff.

I just want to see what they said.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Iron Tusk posted:



:oldman:

or :BDSSE:

?

:oldman:

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



I'll just leave this star citizen website background image here.

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Why is he so angry?

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



pftc posted:

Why is he so angry?



God loving drat it

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



pftc posted:

God loving drat it



loving Chris Roberts is using this handicapped kids money for coke

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



D_Smart posted:

He's perfectly OK doing poo poo online from that chair

And that's what bothers me.

What the gently caress is this poo poo he sends to you

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Holy poo poo you're like an hour away from me. The amount of sperg contained around DC is insane.


You know how pathetic Sandi looked when she "found" that letter proving she went to college? This is the same thing, only with the added bonus that you literally threatened to call someone's parents. It's creepy because you made it personal.

Mr. Crip also broke copyright law by uploading a mirror of that DMCA'ed video

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Fish Fry Andy posted:

Actually it's probably a good idea to call his parents since he's posting insanely stupid, harassing poo poo on the internet under the incorrect assumption that he's anonymous.

It's loving sad this kid is doing this
https://archive.is/5WmYv

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pftc
Oct 1, 2015



pftc posted:

It's loving sad this kid is doing this
https://archive.is/5WmYv



HOW MUCH DONATED CRIPPLE MONEY HAS HE BLOWN ON JPEGS

CHRIS ROBERTS YOU SICK gently caress

THIS KID IS STUPID ENOUGH TO BLOW CRIPPLE CASH ON YOU

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



thatguy posted:

Please stop posting things about this kid and making me feel sad. Please.

ok

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



KakerMix posted:

Hey guys imagine 'The Wulge' right now

Like, just imagine him standing in front of his mirror, shirt up over his gut, lil' wenis poking out of his black jeans and thinking "yes, this is a good thing to do" as he sends the picture off.

lmao

thank you I giggled

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



alarumklok posted:

me next week: "you show that shitposting terminally ill 10 year old, derek. loving poo poo on his dumb bedridden face"

That same kid would blow his "Make A Wish" on wishing Chris Roberts finishes Star Citizen.

EDIT: OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS GOING TO loving DO THAT ONE DAY BECAUSE GOD CAN BE CRUEL

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



T.G. Xarbala posted:

The kid's a cripple.

Life sued him and he lost. This on top of the fact that CIG's been stealing his lunch money while pretending to be his friend.

It just makes me pissed at Chris Roberts for blowing the money

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Agrajag posted:

he may be a crip but he still has a normal functioning brain and acting like a little poo poo. if he were a mentally challenged kid then i'd feel icky about laughing at him

"I'm not in this because of Star Citizen anymore, I'm in this because he spends his days harassing people and getting away with it"
"I'm not going to let the biggest dick of them all push around the people I call friends."
https://archive.is/28wV1

CHRIS ROBERTS ONLY LIKES YOU FOR YOUR CRIPPLE MONEY =/

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Oct 1, 2015



Raskolnikov posted:

Wait wait wait.

So a teenager who has had life poo poo on him is mad on the internet? Derek you better sue that piece of poo poo kid and make him even more sorry.

Or you could pretend to be a decent human being and get CIG's financials into discovery. Hahahah who am I kidding you're gross, go, push over a kid in a wheelchair and let people know how right you are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHOGs5x90PU
2:50

Please quote the post where Derek stated he was going to sue the crippled cultist.

Take a minute to look through Derek's posts.

All Derek said was he was going to call the cripple cultist's Dad.

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



Amun Khonsu posted:

Herein lies the problem. they dont give a rats rear end about Star Citizen anymore. All they care about is their cult.

Everyone is saying Derek is going to sue the crip.

This situation is sad but people jumping to conclusions doesn't help

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



jaegerx posted:

Reddit really needs to stop reporting LoD. You're loving with his livelihood at that point and the Derek will find you.

Derek Smart: 4

Team Crippled Dick Wulf: 0

pftc
Oct 1, 2015



OH gently caress
https://archive.is/r3lkh
https://www.reddit.com/user/Dolvak/comments/

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Oct 1, 2015




Does Dolvak deleting all evidence from his Reddit mean he's guilty for the imgur thing?

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