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Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:wtchris:
So finally bought an account to post in this shitshow!
Been a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge fan of CR ever since he made the amazing Wing Commaner and omgosh the movie was epic!

In Chris I thrust, now why da fuuu can't i click on plat links? I bought that crap lol!
Oh and hi!

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Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:wtchris:

For real? Ahahaha thank god i'm rich.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
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So when is 10 ft chairman? I'm wondering if he will tell the cult what they can expect for 2.2
Edit finally found the link to the plat thread You must upgrade your account to platinum to view this message

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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What a bunch of lovely assholes :dong:

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

I do wonder "The split changes nothing for existing backers... with some small exceptions"

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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quote:

CIG Ben Lesnick
Yes! There are two or three packages from limited promotions that are different. Off the top of my head:
We sold a very cheap ($25 or $30?) Star Citizen-only package for a brief period.
The second wave of AMD Omega packages doesn't include Squadron 42.
Some very very early packages also have the 'Behind Enemy Lines' SQ42 sequel.

LMAO and the crowd goes wild.
So the cheapest pledges don't include the SQ42 and the AMD Omega packages neither..
So let me get this straight, AMD gave Cloud money for some in game advertisement( and i'm guessing it wasn't cheap ) and those who bought it only get half the product.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Most open and transparant development... ever...

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Berious posted:

Speculation is not allowed in our information vacuum!

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I don't think we ever settled the question of how many backers there could possibly be

The "Citizen" counter means nothing obviously. Then there's the "UEE Fleet size" or whatever counter, that was like 700,000 to 800,000, and that everybody assumed was the number of backers. Then Lando said in some chat that this was the number of ships sold, that might chop the backer number in as much as half

Pretty soon thereafter, they removed the fleet size counter from their funding page, which I'd take as a tacit confirmation that it was in fact the number of ships, not backers.

Have I missed something?

Someone should call Guinness book of records and go like " look the crodwfunded project you already gave two records to, now they have over a million backers! that's gotta be a record no? "
Then they investigate and we get the truth : Profit

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:wtchris:
New SC or might there be something interesting behind all this?
http://www.dualthegame.com/

Do like the art style so far;

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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darkarchon posted:

So guys, did I get this straight, aside from the 30 fps for the server that they are targeting (lol 30fps, surely that will be enough for playing and the game fps won't be tied to the server fps as they are right now, no no…), nothing of value came from that latest 10FTC? Oh and right the 'contextual' «USE». gently caress this poo poo, the guy is completely uninformative and brings nothing of value to the table.

No the idiot repeatedly said how he was annoyed by all the "noise" on the forums about the cancellation of SM.
Also, they still haven't worked out how docking will work LOL!


So all them ships will be getting a rework soon lmao.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

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MeLKoR posted:

Note to newcomers, beware of shitposting outside this thread, especially in D&D. Don't start shitposting before making sure the thread you're in is appropriate.

I registered just for this thread, so i'm good lol

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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darkarchon posted:

:gary::gary::gary:



We will see after the alpha they want to bring out this year. This sounds waaay to ambitious.

IKR; i mean they're using the Unreal engine for this. Interested nevertheless.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:wtchris:

Lmao, Mein Card

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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tastychicken posted:

That's just a normal cabinet with Star Citizen stickers on it!

:yarg:

Shits gonna be worth a lot of money once this "game" explodes in everyone's face. Seems like a good investment.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Yeesh, sell one piece of RH furniture and they can eat pizza for a year.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
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EightAce posted:

Remember 'They said I was dead,the future is not console games, blah blah blah I am a pc game'..... well something is transpiring that Mr Smart probably knows about and the howling of the spergs will be most pleasing to him when it gets announced

FFING AWESOME, he's going to announce they will be heading to consoles?
Let me guess, so they will have to re-write some network code to make it all fit, and reduce some "fidelity" *cough features*

This would be soooo ffing amazingballs.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Guys I think i figured it out...

SC is going to XBox... After Cloud imperium is bought up by Microsoft....

bittersweet irony would that be.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Dusty Lens posted:

Shnip ( i'm part jewish )

Why does it say developer under his avy, shouldn't it be failed director?

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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BMan posted:

Illfonic is using Star Citizen's business model for Revival, except with houses instead of ships. I say gently caress 'em.

Yeah I was wondering about that, I went over to their "game" and I literally only saw concept art for houses.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Drone posted:

Just spent the evening playing ED on the couch and drinking whiskey and it was great, I plan to do this more often.

Better be a nice single malt or GTFO

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Drone posted:

No it was a hot toddy because i'm sick and also gay

Can confirm is gay. Seriously tho never heard of a hot toddy before lel.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Still on page 1674 so not sure if anyone seen this yet?
Credits from MDrake SC over at Derek Central

quote:

CIG customer support contacted him saying two of those packages were charged back by the other party post-transaction but he is liable. CIG claims he must pay them either by melting one of his current ships or adding funds to his account so they can recoup costs which are $450 or $475. Obviously in this situation there is a simple way to see who the other party is and he has all of the data (CIG as well) to back-up everything he has said. They have the transaction log that is kept and they can see the package that he melted and purchased and sent the new ship back to in addition to all of the other people. In addition they could view his Youtube channel and see that he was in fact doing this for people at this time. So to sum this up, one person buys a ship sends it to him, then does a charge back to their financial institution and he sends them a ship back which that criminal has now just obtained for free. Two to three years later CIG says, “Pay up for the other guy buddy.”

Holy poo poo

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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MeLKoR posted:

You can say "poo poo".

But I like saying Poo Poo ...

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Gilganixon posted:

then you're going to like being treated like an idiot every time you post in this or any other thread

ps :justpost: in GBS, that goes for all you new people. This thread is GBS as all hell anyway

I literally just registered for this SC thread, as far as me being treated like an idiot... nothing new lol.
I'l try to stick to the rules tho.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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EminusSleepus posted:

what ship you got my friend? and how much have you sink in Star Citizen?

No ships, i'm waiting for Squadron 42 on Xbox.
I'm emotionally invested in this whole scam. Mostly because I can't post on any major mmo sites/blog anymore.
They are part of the problem.
@Tijuana Bibliophile gently caress.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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EminusSleepus posted:

only one person I know who is blocked from major mmo sites

seraph?

Nah mate, nothing as serious as that. I just can't post on any of these sites anymore because they would rather ride the scam then investigate it.
I can't even look at comment sections to see al these morons spewing garbage.

FFS at this point If I wanna read some none biased articles about SC I have to go to FORBES, Seriously lol.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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WebDog posted:

Is whisky chat still on? I don't have cats, but I have a whisky hangar shelf.
Also this is Australia, so on average each bottle is around $30USD.

Small part of my collection, my latest additions are the Japanese Hibiki and Aberfeldy
http://i.imgur.com/GyoY5Fn.jpg

Crazy_BlackParrot fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Feb 3, 2016

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Google Butt posted:

Good into to peaty malts. If you want a cask strength sherry malt, the ablerlour a'bunadh is the poo poo. If you want to go a little more expensive, I just got the old pulteney 17 and it's a very compete and complex single malt.. Need some more time with it but I think it's over taken the a'bunadh as my current favorite.

Can't go wrong with the hp 12 though

How is old Pulteney? Been thinking about buying it! Nice to see a lot of whiskey lovers here.
Personally i'm more a lagavulin kinda guy but a Caol ila is nice to

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Mendrian posted:

I think that's true of most people.

But we all know Chris really hates answering questions. They make him annoyed.

Fuzzy = Chris

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:wtchris:
something something laundering funds something something nepotism and putting SC in maintenance modus.



See this is how real development should be done.

Crazy_BlackParrot fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Feb 3, 2016

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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:wtchris:

I actually own a Cyborg MMO, would advise everyone to buy.
Best darn mouse out there.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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peter gabriel posted:

Dude there is like a guy in this very thread that has already told us what the optimal human interface device is and it's not yours, does your have a joystick on it?
I bet you don't even have a tilt function
But.. it has LED's and stuff....

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

The Internet told me quality control is an issue

I'm guessing you're something like an acquired taste :smuggo:

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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EightAce posted:

There is a special surprise coming alright......

Oh you tease :love:

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Rudager posted:

Haha, OK, so instead of calling them nightly/weekly/monthly builds like they technically are, they slap arbitrary version numbers on the progress seem more impressive or something?

What are you talking about? How many games out there give you 30GB patches worth of content? Even better weekly!

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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blueberrysmith posted:

Hahaha. So it's basically a confirmed free-for-all with no actual development plan or milestones in place?

I still find amazing how the cult keeps finding ways to defend this crap?
I mean serously, basically he's telling you

" we don't have a list where you can follow our progress, hell I have no clue what the developers are working on. We might re-do the EVA system.. you know just for the LULZ and because seemingly its the only thing we can fiddle with without breaking the whole drat engine
Also, we have this special way of development where the content that is finished we send to PU, and the content that isn't finished will be patched in later when its done.... .... "
WELLL DUUUUUUHHHH


"except the Starmarine features tho completely finnished and need to be switched on"

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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This guy gets it.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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Dusty Lens posted:

Caesar's Legion.

All of them?

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Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
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A Neurotic Jew posted:

it's crazy to think that an aspiring actress might convincingly be nice sometimes during a minutes long interaction. Let's try and stick to whats plausible.

Whenever I see posts of Fuzzy defending Sandi I think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSTXuJeTks

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