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D1E posted:EghtAce: when is CIG going to announce the Xbone port and make it available for pre-order? even microsoft has standards (and sony doesn't do early access poo poo so ps4 won't be getting a port until the "game" is "complete") wii u port tho
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 23:34 |
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fuctifino posted:Disco: "The longer you wait, the better it will be" for goons. lol.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:35 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:
what game was it that allowed people to tag the walls with their own jpegs? there were dicks everywhere.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:38 |
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intardnation posted:and this is to save star citizen and make Chris Roberts a legend? I cant wait for the revues, if it makes it. the metacritic scores will probably have the biggest disparity between "game journalist" reviews and user reviews. crisp rubberts will cry himself to sleep every night and sandi will whisper in his ear to stop being a little special butthurt snowflake and grow some balls
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:43 |
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Wafflz posted:Be careful saying things like that, people may post anime porn in the thread again. every time anime gets posted in this thread, cig wins
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:44 |
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Terebus posted:When's the next big news/drama coming out? don't you know that cig refuses to give release dates? jeez man, you obviously know nothing about drama development
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:51 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:
not physically possible
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:54 |
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someone should tell him they didn't pay for a game, they paid for the privilege to donate money to development of a hot wet poo poo intardnation posted:He can use the stick he wipes his rear end with. Or most likely already does that just to be sure! dude, gross also, hot.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 21:58 |
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Eonwe posted:you turning on the game has been the high point of the threads to me the high points of this thread was sasparillar buying back in for $2,500 after 2.0 released cause he's retarded.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:02 |
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Beet Wagon posted:That was pretty good. It did make me feel kinda bad for him though. cause he's retarded?
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:05 |
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Beet Wagon posted:That's what's loving astonishing. I wouldn't have been shocked to see someone throw down 20 bucks to buy back in or whatever - in fact if I thought there was a chance in hell of getting a refund now that's exactly what I would do, get a refund and buy back in at the minimum for griefing and enjoying this broken janky piece of poo poo. its like getting mugged and beat up in the street, then seeing the same dudes down the block and you go to the atm, take out a bunch of cash, then walk up to them like, "hey remember when you took all my money and beat me almost to death? can you do it again please?"
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:15 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I think he just doesn't care enough to lie, because he knows people will find out anyway and gently caress them if they don't like hearing the truth. the bodybuilder or football player? either way you're wrong cause those dudes are cool as heck.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:20 |
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MedicineHut posted:What about the infamous MS quality tests and such? I mean how buggy can it be allowed to be on xbox? derek has a game on the xbone soooo........... im just kidding dr. smart. we all love you, but not your games tho.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:22 |
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Mirificus posted:
pffffttttttt. we don't need to plan the development of this game. whatever happens, happens bro.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:35 |
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LGD posted:fyi you can say "gently caress" or anything else you want (though note you can and will be banned/probated for unfunny uses of racial slurs), the word filters are only for unregistered users also x bone (one word) gets filtered to Xbox One.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:41 |
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Lazer chat makes me want to play star citizen that's how boring it is
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:48 |
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TTerrible posted:Is that Karl showing dissent The banning of karl will be a national holiday in the stimpire
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:53 |
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Loiosh posted:You had a nice talk with Tipp about this which covered the issues with lasers being used as direct weapons. They're not good for it (because of beam divergence, coherence of photons, and most important, slow effect). What I was referencing is things in the future when some future technology has far better ability to focus energy coherently. The point I was making, and what general relativity tells us, is that all energy is mass. Did you get a refund
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:54 |
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his nibs posted:re: eightace I'm wondering if hobo santa was the guy going to leave. He's got that 1000 yard stare thing going on (although it could just be for show), and probably one of the few people CIG would throw money at to hang around for more of the poo poo show. Whether he's any good or not is maybe not important - the important bit is that he is on the front line. Loose a programmer/designer and the Citizens can put it down to 'just moving on'. Loose chief community person and the community focus is deeply destabilised. It was probably money that threatened to leave and sandi was forced to take out the tap dancing clause in his contract
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 22:59 |
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The Walrus posted:then theres no way they don't have an actual roadmap, right? hes just saying they don't want to make it public? I mean there must be some sort of plan or structure to development? it can't literally be 100% piss in the wind, can it? Doesn't even matter cause according to Chris roberts if it doesn't come from himself it's just speculation So like literally anything that anyone at cig says can't be taken at face value
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2016 23:17 |
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So you can totally destroy those biome ships right Cause that would be hilarious
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 07:47 |
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D1E posted:Yeah well he's the the CEO of a $109 million company, worshipped by thousands of people, and married to a famous actress. Yeah but his hair and turkey neck are unfortunate and 100 million dollars alparently can't fix ugly or his wife's personality Also you're playing very loose with the terms famous and actress
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:09 |
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Beet Wagon posted:I'd like to see him start funding insane "As Seen On TV" type stuff, and promoting it using in-game advertising. (I'm serious, Sandibots, pass the message to the top!) Order pizza to your house via an in game drive through Or fly through the or whatever the gently caress
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:11 |
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intardnation posted:Ooooooo! CIG U - Now you can learn about development and open development. Diplomas are printed on copy paper with half the text upside down and the name of the school misspelled Also the logo will be a low res bmp
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:14 |
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To me the meta game has become a race between star citizens collapse and Ben's eventual death from being fat If both happen at the same time, even better.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:17 |
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More like shart shitizen tho
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:18 |
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D1E posted:Oh really? Check out the order of cast billing for SQ42 right here: If you put me above Gillian Anderson you get to skip pube checks for a month
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:24 |
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D_Smart posted:Now that's entirely possible. It's a business line of credit. And we won't get any public details unless and until it falls apart, and the bank gets listed as a creditor. Now that I think about it, I remember seeing a NatWest (?) bank filing in the UK that makes reference to secured assets of RSI/CIG. So that could very well be it. Lmao CIG probably took out loans using their expensive rear end furniture as collateral
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:25 |
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intardnation posted:same school as sandi? Only if they have a marine biology program
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:26 |
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D1E posted:Or the amount of ambergris in Ben's intestinal tract. Why do you know that word Ugh why do I know that word Ben's fat lol
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 20:30 |
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god drat im liking the brand of derek smarts internet justice
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 21:08 |
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MeLKoR posted:lol if you spend $30k on a coffee machine and then serve the coffee in a glass. its not coffe, jesus you obviously dont know anything about espresso development
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 21:11 |
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D1E posted:Does it make you angry that Chris Roberts is the CEO of a $109 million dollar company, worshipped by thousands of people, and married to a famous actress? tens of goons vs thousands of retarded man children
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 21:17 |
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Scruffpuff posted:I know even the negative narrative from CIG is that they need the SQ42 revenue to continue SC. I don't buy it. I think that enough people there know the truth - SQ42 is all Chris cares about, and he's scared he won't have enough money to finish both. So he's choosing. If SQ42 releases, he'll be done. I don't think he'll even care if it makes one cent, as long as he gets his magnum opus out there for the public to shred. Then he disappears for good, telling himself he's a success. im pretty sure a good chunk of that 109 million has already been pocketed by the higher ups cause for such an open project, they've been trying extremely hard to keep their books from not seeing the light of day.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 21:20 |
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Ash1138 posted:there's a GBS joke in here somewhere more like this thread vs the rest of the games forum
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 21:29 |
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D_Smart posted:No. Because I don't owe the world $109M. I own my company 100%. I'm married to a psychologist/therapist (also an ex-actress btw) who is way hotter than that hag. but does you wife know all the martial arts
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 21:37 |
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technically cig hasn't released any games so they dont count as devs
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 22:01 |
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difference is those dudes have released products and have something called profits which they can spend on whatever they want even stupid poo poo like that cig hasn't released poo poo and all the money they have from taking advantage of retarted man children should be put toward the development of games, not opening multiple studios or half a dozen web shows that provide no actual content, or excessively expensive furniture
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:03 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:man this is just disappointing as gently caress. It'd be cool to have an actually fidelitous (within reason) game. Also remember there's a space news van
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:06 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 23:34 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:No way. There's no loving way they even have a jpg of this. This can't be real, even in the fevered dream reality that is SC Chris Roberts himself can't even answer those questions Don't think about it too hard
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2016 23:13 |