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Im_drunk posted:Next level star citizen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avoFdZzmpHE I'm the piece of paper flapping on the dickfan.
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Renegret posted:The existence of a drink mixing minigame isn't what bothers me. Polishing the brass on the Titanic before it even hit the water.
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Romes128 posted:Because recently started citizen backers have proven themselves crazier than initially thought. "It's a scam eh? Well gently caress you!" *Whips out credit card, wife packs up kids and leaves*
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Chris Roberts: A new space buggy built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The buggy crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average refund request C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one. Dick Wulf: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents? Chris Roberts: You wouldn't believe. Dick Wulf: Which game company do you work for? Chris Roberts: A major one.
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Justin Tyme posted:yes but you will harmlessly bounce off because it is a large textured sphere, also the texture will be extremely stretched as you fly close and the pixels of the texture stretch for tens of kilometers For a visual example look of this please refer to Ben's shirt buttons.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Game's running fine Star Citizen: What you're playing you wont need eyes. 
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jaegerx posted:Hey Reddit I'm willing to sell my SA account. I'm no 10 year account but enough where you can post and no one will think you're a j4g. Pm your offer. I'll sell my 14 year account AND will accept dick pics, the floppier the better.
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T.G. Xarbala posted:SA is less a place to pledge allegiance to and more a place to be marked by  Not a furry
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Omi-Polari posted:My resolution is to be more like Derek Smart and not giving a fuuuuuuuuuck He is the Kwisatz Goonerach. His name is a killing word of dreams.
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When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an autist Your mushmouth makes me cry You phase through a bulkhead In a beautiful world And I wish I was a whale You're such a fuckin' whale But it's feature creep, I'm a sperg What the hell another crash? No one belongs here
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https://youtu.be/fGx6K90TmCI Yeah (uh), yeah, yeah (uh) (Grrrr) Yeah don't get disconnected This movie poo poo is mine motherfucker It's not a loving game gently caress what you heard It’s what you postin' (it’s what you hearin') It’s what you postin' (listen) It’s what you postin' (listen) It’s what you postin' (listen) Chris not gon' give it to ya gently caress waiting for a game ya never going to own Chris won't deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real With the non-stop, shitpost and brainless speel Post hard getting busy wit it But I got such a bad post I'll make a motherfucker wonder why he reddit drat right and I'll do it again Cause Derek is right so he gots to win Break the game wit the enemy But no matter how many ships I crash with I'll crash who you sending me You motherfuckers never wanted nothing, but your PvP cherry saved Bitch, and that's on a light day I'm getting down, down like a instance said CRASH! But won't be the one ending up on his knees (woo) Shitizen please, if the only thing you cats did Was came out to play - stay out my way Motherfucker First we gonna LAG , then we gonna LOCK Then we let it CRASH, CLOSE LET IT CLOSE Chris not gon' give it to ya He not gon' give it to ya Chris not gon' give it to ya He not gon' give it to ya Chris ain't never gave nothing to me But every time I turn around Spergs got they wallets out wanting something from him He ain't got it so you can't get it Let's leave it at that cause the game ain't wit it Hit it with full speed, I'm a space jail sperg So I face the world like it's Ben in the buffet You against me, me against you Whatever, whenever sperg, gently caress you gon' do? I'm a goon in citizen clothing Only goon that you know that can shill Come back and get the servers open I've been shitposting for fifteen years Shitizens wanna fight me? Fight those tears I put in development and it's all for the kids But these spergs done forgot what development is (UH-HUH!) They don't know who we be Looking! but they don't know who they see First we gonna LAG , then we gonna LOCK Then we let it CRASH, CLOSE LET IT CLOSE Chris not gon' give it to ya He not gon' give it to ya Chris not gon' give it to ya He not gon' give it to ya Aiyyo where my goons at?! I know I got them down in the game Give 'em love and they give it back Talk too much for too long Don't give up you're too strong (What?!) Dub to the wow wow honeys (yeah!) Shoutout to goons that done it And it ain't even about the game It's about getting down for what you stand for yo First we gonna LAG , then we gonna LOCK Then we let it CRASH, CLOSE LET IT CLOSE Chris not gon' give it to ya He not gon' give it to ya Chris not gon' give it to ya He not gon' give it to ya Malkof fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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I think I just figured out what's going on. They're not making a game at all, they're making an animated made for TV movie about the whole mess! Chris - Gary Oldman Sandi - herself Ben - John Rhys-Davies HoboLando - Mark Hamill Random intern that's fawns over Sandi - Gillian Anderson I take back everything I said about these guys, they've been two steps ahead the entire time!
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skaboomizzy posted:Just realized that my most-followed topics on these forums are (in no particular order): May I recommend the Smorky's girlfriend thread in GBS, it's right up your alley!
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