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Ghostlight posted:Is it also possible to blame retarded sonichu-style necklaces on glands? yes that's the gland in your head that causes that one
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Sarsapariller posted:Ahahaha they got him to commit to loving birds. it's called yiffing
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1500 posted:I still can't believe that people are falling for this video. Its nothing more then a badly done PG world with their Nyx mining base dumped into the middle of it. If you look at that video you can actually see the transition from the handcrafted Nyx base assets to the PG world. With the PG world being nothing more then a noise generated bump map. yeah lol the moon doesn't even load in until it cuts to them being loaded into the level instance (because the moon's just a skybox jpeg) the terrain you can glimpse in the areas they don't go near is obvious jpeg crap
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wyoak posted:It might not look as good as people want but people seem to be saying that the high-detail to low-detail transition means this doesn't count as a planetary landing for some reason or I'm misunderstanding the argument what we're getting at is that it's faked it's not a planetary body in a seamless space, it's an instanced level with one big flat noisy terrain with a hand designed landing zone dumped in the middle, with an obvious skybox (look at the moon.jpg after loading in) done specifically to make a slick video and create the (false) impression that planetary landing tech is coming along nicely, when the truth is that it's still a long ways away they just rushed this out in an attempt to stay relevant with E:D, another space game that actually dropped playable planetary landings recently
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A Neurotic Jew posted:apologies if this was already posted. hahaha "the very specific world of Star Citizen customer requests" I can't even imagine what horrors they get put through to train for that
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Eonwe posted:its going to be awesome when Ben gets fired by his idol that's a lot of self to become aware of all at once
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Sarsapariller posted:Final Thoughts: Game is not really improving in terms of stability or jankiness, but they appear to be adding more content in the form of missions and ships. This isn't really worrying to me, because it's likely that the pipelines for tech fixes and the pipeline for content generation aren't really crossing paths that often. What does bother me is that the new poo poo seems to be broken in exactly the same way as the old poo poo, and that suggests that they are not learning from their mistakes. If every single goddamn ship is going to come out with clipping errors and physics grid issues.... well I'd like to make some kind of ultimatum, but it's not like assholes are going to stop handing them money. I guess keep doing what you're doing, CIG, it seems to be working out great for you (right up until the Feds come knocking). it's a fundamental engine problem, that's why new stuff is broken the same as the old their physics system is clearly hacky, inaccurate and full of jank
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Piece from the Farticle : lol largest play area in gaming what a load of horse poo poo lol at those "exciting" options too
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:That's really, really bad unless the population of actual backers is far lower than even the most conservative estimates. Frankly I wonder if there are even 200K paying backers. When Sandi said they were "going wide" for 2016 I just thought she was talking about Lesnick
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:is that a whale joke? it should be pretty sure "could be worse..." refers to jittering out of her seat, clipping through the bottom of the plane and falling to her death only in the 'verse thankfully
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peter gabriel posted:Lol @ VR in general, I love it sometimes but gently caress me it's nerdy ha ha virtual boy
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Amazing Zimmo posted:
there's a reason jim jones set up a remote commune in guyana
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Khanstant posted:...what the gently caress? Why would you want to discourage combat, what the hell else are you going to do with spaceships? peacefully shuttle npcs around while you serve them drinks through a minigame
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Bait and Swatch posted:I don't know what this is from, but I think this guy has pieces of a fish tank on his face hold up... declassifying his warrant..... ----- trafficking in child pornography
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lol some good linesquote:I succeeded in the cult with this statement quote:personal anti-social module quote:The Lerek Smart of Star Citizen discourse nonsense quote:and I thought that after my legal refunds (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) as close to my legal Engine of which I haven’t asked for refunds quote:the stretch goals in the Urena Commander
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it's all faked hackery just like everything else they've done from day one this is going to be quite an epic failure and the journey towards that has been hilarious so far
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Hav posted:There's nothing there other than a couple of allegations, and a whole bunch of weird poo poo about Sandi Gardiner - and nobody wants to touch anything that might be GG poop. you realize there's a janky pile of poo poo they can log in to see that is woefully incomplete and way behind schedule
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A Neurotic Jew posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/312994/2-1-0-publish-to-live/p2 I don't always play video games. But when I do, I prefer Star Citizen. Stay faithful, my friends.
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Wulfling posted:No, its not that, just bitter loneliness an being soured by an abusive ex. If anything I'm envious of you two. oh hello chris roberts 1 year from now
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Scruffpuff posted:My suspicion about why Chris suddenly jumped up and said "SQ42 HAS TO COME OUT NOW" is because he knows he only has enough money to complete one part of his project, and SQ42 in the end is the simplest thing. In addition, it has his fucktarded script, his ridiculous mocap, and his wife's "acting" which he agreed to shove down the world's throat or she'd cut off what remains of his balls. It's basically his final attempt to produce something from the ashes. actually all crobizzle wants to do is make his lovely movies, he's just using the insane promises of this "game" to fleece some dumb nerds they'll dump out a piece of crap, with the bare minimums needed to avoid legal trouble, and find some way to monetize the hell out of it and if that fails to keep making them money they can shut it down and walk away
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lmao a premium on gift cards? gotta make that money, those jpegs are at rock bottom prices and our stock is so limited on them!!
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peter gabriel posted:I think I am Team Sandi I've got your back (as long as its shaven) 
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aleksendr posted:My bet is that this is the M2 Bradley of video games. If the whales can keep giving them money (and so far they give no indicator they will stop) the thing has to, eventually (If no fraud investigation happen) , come out in a playable form. and the sheep are the true believers
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There once was a boy who was bored as he sat at his computer watching his secret star citizen facebook feed. To amuse himself he took a great breath and sang out, "Star Citizen! Star Citizen! Star Citizen is here and doing great!" The redditors came logging into the verse to help the boy crew his ship and play the game. But when they arrived at the launcher, they found no game. The boy laughed at the sight of their angry faces. "Don't cry 'game', boy," said the redditors, "when there's no game!" They went grumbling back to /r/dereksmart. Later, the boy sang out again, "Star Citizen! Star Citizen! Star Citizen is here and doing great!" To his naughty delight, he watched the redditors patching their launchers to help him play the game. When the redditors saw no game they sternly said, "Save your praising song for when there is really something to play! Don't cry 'game' when there is NO game!" But the boy just grinned and watched them go grumbling back to /r/dereksmart once more. Later, he died of old age, never having played Star Citizen because it never was a game.
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Fuzzy Modem posted:Mostly just concept art. I admittedly don't pay attention to much else. that's ok, I don't think anyone there does either
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will star citizien have rice cookers or will you have to prepare it with a standard pot? can i pay $50 for a rice cooker add on so I can serve customers High Quality Rice without having to do the rice boil minigame every time? also will we be able to assign NPCs for harvesting the rice crop
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the recent artwork in this thread is fantastic i feel like a criminal not having paid $500 to see it
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she's adding them to her CV language fluency section right now... once she decides on what their names will be
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duke nukem forever was in development for 15 years so this is all completely normal and expected you just don't understand game development
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Call of Duty: Infinite 
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in Duke Nukem Forever you can throw a poop around will Star Citizen have anything to do besides that?
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no they mean "hit" as in its job is to kill video games
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mdxi posted:Their snack bar's name is the cleverest writing to come out of CIG. when ben's in town it becomes Turing's Tar Pit
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