Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Alec Meer of RPS is gonna do a writeup on this horseshit. Might be a good read but he's currently stuck at trying to find out what package he needs to actually play.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 11:53

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:45

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

mike12345 posted:

Play? Just look at some youtubes and make engine noises with your mouth.

It looks like someone convinced him to get a package that grants access to PU. The guy obviously didn't mention that it's not out until two weeks or maybe a bit later. :v:

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 12:09

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Just remembered where the original avatar is from. It's Kaldor Draigo, the warp traveling crackhead from Warhammer 40.000, featured in this youtube. There's tons more to work with there for anyone who wants more material. And it's kinda funny if you like 40k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSBNeATSmKY

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 16:51

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Chalks posted:

A pretty balanced and extensive RPS article on the whole Star Citizen mess: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/10/27/star-citizen-101-what-is-it-and-why-is-it-controversial/

It's obviously going to make plenty of Citizens poo poo themselves in furious anger and claim RPS are gamergaters. Then they'll buy more ships out of spite.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 21:05

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I need to give this thread a rest. Last night Derek Smart came to me in a dream and told me not to buy WWE 2K16 because it's a scam made by Croberts. I have no intention of buying that game anyway since they all suck so WTF?

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 14:56

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

Chris McMahon: "IT WAS ME AWFUL"

Thanks for the inspiration. Gonna try to recreate Derek and Chris and do something like this.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 16:52

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DoctorStrangelove posted:

2K16 doesn't have a story-creator mode, so you can't.

Yeah, sadly. I was actually just thinking of having Chris strutting to the ring with the phone-intro and then do a run in with Derek. What kind of special would he have?

Also, Derek, if you're reading this, I hope it's ok if I recreate you in a wrestling game. Please don't sue me!

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 17:29

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Just found good front facing pictures of Derek and Chris. This WWE 2k16 poo poo might just happen after all.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 12:55

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Lol that any of you thought the blog would have any news. Derek has consistently shared anything he's able to before he writes up those diatribes ever since he started posting here.

also: :gary:

PAAAAAAAAARRRP

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 15:11

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Io_ posted:

Crobbits is going to sell you a jpeg of a stick.

Pretty sure you can already preorder that lovely modded Saitek X52, so yes.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 18:42

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

That's him in the wheelchair
That's him in the Vanguard
Losing all his money
Trying to keep up with the Verse
And he don't know if he can do it
Oh no, he's paid too much
He hasn't paid enough

I thought that I saw him posting
I thought that I saw him whine
I think I thought I saw him :gary:

PAAAAAAAARP

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 23:27

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

It really does make so much sense that Croberts is Black Adder, Lesnick is Baldrick and Sandi is Queen Elizabeth.
But who is Derek then?

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 18:20

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

While Vox Day are loving gobshites I see no problem with Derek talking to them about SC. Obvioulsy the Shitizens are once again going to claim this makes him a GGer but I refuse to belive that he shares any of their beliefs beyond SC being bullshit and that there are huge problems within games journalism and the games industry as a whole.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 01:41

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Midnight Voyager posted:

Oh hey, Vox is a fan of Anders Behring Breivik, too! You know, the mass-murdering terrorist who set off a bomb and killed 69 kids? He even made a nice little meme about it!

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/10/the-war-in-norway.html

I'm not rehosting that poo poo, I feel unclean just having been on this site. Go on, click for a "What a hero that terrorist is!" meme.

I'm gonna go burn my hard drive.

Ok, I retract. I knew him and his pals were bad but loving hell. Derek should deffo not speak with this person. :staredog:

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 05:21

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I wish Derek would go on an interview with Jim Sterling instead. That would be fun and would probably end up with them getting married somehow.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 10:24

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I found this Kotaku article amusing for obvious reasons.

http://kotaku.com/could-a-video-game-start-a-religion-1741098885

# ¿ Nov 7, 2015 20:46

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Humphrey Vasel posted:

I want to know what Anders breivik thinks of Star Citizen. Make it happen dsmart

Actually he is currently pissy because they won't give him anything more modern than a PS2 and his PC won't run Civilization 4

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 17:01

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

It's funny that there are insane fans of Breivik who have tried to donate a PS4 to him but the prison won't accept it. Dude has to keep playing FFX and God Hand.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 17:34

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IIRC the PC and the coffee maker are found in the back office of a super-market. All the PCs and the OS in the game are made by Robco and has that line at the top.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 14:15

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Someone update the Goofus and Gallant Comic. Goofus is sitting alone in an empty bar while Gallant farts around on the moon in an awesome little buggy.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 23:12

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Is there still video of Crobby trying to play the game out there? Both Google and Youtube just give med positive horseshit.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 10:50

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jobbo_Fett posted:

It's on my own channel, and I have my source in case someone flags it.

Also, I love some of the comments there.

Hey, thanks mang

# ¿ Dec 18, 2015 13:10

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jesus Christ, I kinda knew the movie was trash but now I have to see it. Just wish there was a rifftrax.

Also Jobbo, please tell me that gun wasn't actually loaded.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 06:58

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Not very interesting but Pat the NES Punk and what'shisface talked about SC on the last podcast. They like many others have doubts about the project but conclude that it would be the best game ever if finished. It's pretty irritating that people who should be more informed still think this poo poo show is even a bit legit. Also lol, they mention that Croberts has the pedigree to pull it off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6sYtZNvbdM

# ¿ Dec 23, 2015 17:09

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I'm doing it, I'm watching Wing Commander!

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 16:42

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The movie is pretty ok so far.
It's a dumb space movie.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 17:18

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

While Games Workshop are utter poo poo I'll still praise them for licensing out their IP's to pretty much anyone these days. While you get weird poo poo like 40k Chess there's also awesome games like a recreation of Warhammer Quest, Herald of Oblivion, a chose your own adventure book about a Terminator on a Space Hulk and Armageddon, More or less Titan on a hex grid. Also, Deathwing looks aces.
If they at some point put out a fantasy bowling game with orks chucking squigs at rows of gobbos I for one am glad of it.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 20:05

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Also, Star Citizen looks a bit naff.

# ¿ May 3, 2016 20:08

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

gipskrampf posted:

Public service announcement:

Today is the first Eurovision semi-final, starts in about an hour. So if you need an excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday evening (or afternoon for the Americans) and would like to see what counts as music in Moldova, Azerbaijan or Bosnia (or simply shitpost in a different thread for a change), join us in the Eurovision thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773328

Much like John Romero, Romania couldn't front the bills this year so they are banned til 2018.

# ¿ May 10, 2016 19:50

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you think Ben's idea of kink is to hide his glass eye somewhere on his body so his wife has to find it?

What kind of weak rear end nerd is he anyway? Any geek worth his salt secretly dreams of losing an eye so they can sport an eyepatch and be Big Boss or Captain Harlock. Shameful display.

# ¿ May 12, 2016 00:08

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

2Goons1Shitizen.jpg

# ¿ May 20, 2016 15:25

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Reminder that Goat Simulator had another expansion called GoatZ.
The game is dumb as gently caress but at the running price well worth spending 30 minutes with. Especially now that it's pissing of Crob and the Shitizens.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 22:24

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

We still telling war stories? My Grand-Uncle got put in a Norwegian concentration-camp and was later sent to Bergen-Belsen for being part of the Communist-resistance here in Norway. He died there and the really poo poo part is he wasn't actually part of the group, only friends with a couple of the guys. While he was a Communist he was also a cop and figured he could do more good in that job by finding ways to not follow orders to the full from the people in charge. There were people escaping to Sweden that he never reported among other things.
Also, his wife, my Grand-Aunt stole a drunk German officer's cap while he was passed out at a pub. I hope I someday inherit that bastard thing cause it's become legendary in the family.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 20:28

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

We are about up to three grandpas who were Nazis? Shouldn't the Shitizens be making a huge point about that right about now?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 00:03

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Good one.
The best war stories are the ones pertaining to ancestors that had a lovely experience and got no glory.

Lodin fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Jun 1, 2016

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 05:22

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

When is Derek gonna hit us with the truth?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 05:23

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MoMA don't let your lies turn people into space cowbos!

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 17:36

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Years ago I had a loud argument with Peter, the guy who wrote that Swedish article. We got pretty loud and angry (for Scandinavians.) I don't even remember what the argument was about but a common friend got us Irish coffees so we both settled down. Then we obviously became great friends and agreed that Mortal Kombat and Kirby are awesome.
Bottom line is that Peter Ottsj� is a good guy.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 01:53

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

If it was actual hardcore porn I would feel kinda sorry for her but the video is so tame and just silly so gently caress it, I'm laughing my rear end of. Also, it's Sandi and gently caress her.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 17:09

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:45

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Tickler in Black sounds like an old school Batman villain. Wonder Woman started out as a comic about bondage so it kinda fits.
The setup would be that the Tickler hits a bunch of banks and tickles the guards while his themed henchmen grab the loot. Batman tries to stop him multiple times but constantly gets tickled into submission.
Finally Bats ditches the cowl and becomes The Tickler in White and tickles the Tickler.

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 18:39

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