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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Alec Meer of RPS is gonna do a writeup on this horseshit. Might be a good read but he's currently stuck at trying to find out what package he needs to actually play.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

mike12345 posted:

Play? Just look at some youtubes and make engine noises with your mouth.
It looks like someone convinced him to get a package that grants access to PU. The guy obviously didn't mention that it's not out until two weeks or maybe a bit later. :v:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Just remembered where the original avatar is from. It's Kaldor Draigo, the warp traveling crackhead from Warhammer 40.000, featured in this youtube. There's tons more to work with there for anyone who wants more material. And it's kinda funny if you like 40k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSBNeATSmKY

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chalks posted:

A pretty balanced and extensive RPS article on the whole Star Citizen mess: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/10/27/star-citizen-101-what-is-it-and-why-is-it-controversial/
It's obviously going to make plenty of Citizens poo poo themselves in furious anger and claim RPS are gamergaters. Then they'll buy more ships out of spite.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I need to give this thread a rest. Last night Derek Smart came to me in a dream and told me not to buy WWE 2K16 because it's a scam made by Croberts. I have no intention of buying that game anyway since they all suck so WTF?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Alan Smithee posted:

Chris McMahon: "IT WAS ME AWFUL"
Thanks for the inspiration. Gonna try to recreate Derek and Chris and do something like this.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DoctorStrangelove posted:

2K16 doesn't have a story-creator mode, so you can't.
Yeah, sadly. I was actually just thinking of having Chris strutting to the ring with the phone-intro and then do a run in with Derek. What kind of special would he have?

Also, Derek, if you're reading this, I hope it's ok if I recreate you in a wrestling game. Please don't sue me!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Just found good front facing pictures of Derek and Chris. This WWE 2k16 poo poo might just happen after all.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Lol that any of you thought the blog would have any news. Derek has consistently shared anything he's able to before he writes up those diatribes ever since he started posting here.

also: :gary: PAAAAAAAAARRRP

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Io_ posted:

Crobbits is going to sell you a jpeg of a stick.
Pretty sure you can already preorder that lovely modded Saitek X52, so yes.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
That's him in the wheelchair
That's him in the Vanguard
Losing all his money
Trying to keep up with the Verse
And he don't know if he can do it
Oh no, he's paid too much
He hasn't paid enough

I thought that I saw him posting
I thought that I saw him whine
I think I thought I saw him :gary:PAAAAAAAARP

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It really does make so much sense that Croberts is Black Adder, Lesnick is Baldrick and Sandi is Queen Elizabeth.
But who is Derek then?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
While Vox Day are loving gobshites I see no problem with Derek talking to them about SC. Obvioulsy the Shitizens are once again going to claim this makes him a GGer but I refuse to belive that he shares any of their beliefs beyond SC being bullshit and that there are huge problems within games journalism and the games industry as a whole.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Midnight Voyager posted:

Oh hey, Vox is a fan of Anders Behring Breivik, too! You know, the mass-murdering terrorist who set off a bomb and killed 69 kids? He even made a nice little meme about it!

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2015/10/the-war-in-norway.html

I'm not rehosting that poo poo, I feel unclean just having been on this site. Go on, click for a "What a hero that terrorist is!" meme.

I'm gonna go burn my hard drive.
Ok, I retract. I knew him and his pals were bad but loving hell. Derek should deffo not speak with this person. :staredog:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I wish Derek would go on an interview with Jim Sterling instead. That would be fun and would probably end up with them getting married somehow.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I found this Kotaku article amusing for obvious reasons.

http://kotaku.com/could-a-video-game-start-a-religion-1741098885

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Humphrey Vasel posted:

I want to know what Anders breivik thinks of Star Citizen. Make it happen dsmart
Actually he is currently pissy because they won't give him anything more modern than a PS2 and his PC won't run Civilization 4

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
It's funny that there are insane fans of Breivik who have tried to donate a PS4 to him but the prison won't accept it. Dude has to keep playing FFX and God Hand.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
:eng101: IIRC the PC and the coffee maker are found in the back office of a super-market. All the PCs and the OS in the game are made by Robco and has that line at the top.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Someone update the Goofus and Gallant Comic. Goofus is sitting alone in an empty bar while Gallant farts around on the moon in an awesome little buggy.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Is there still video of Crobby trying to play the game out there? Both Google and Youtube just give med positive horseshit.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jobbo_Fett posted:

It's on my own channel, and I have my source in case someone flags it.

Also, I love some of the comments there.
Hey, thanks mang

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Jesus Christ, I kinda knew the movie was trash but now I have to see it. Just wish there was a rifftrax.

Also Jobbo, please tell me that gun wasn't actually loaded.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Not very interesting but Pat the NES Punk and what'shisface talked about SC on the last podcast. They like many others have doubts about the project but conclude that it would be the best game ever if finished. It's pretty irritating that people who should be more informed still think this poo poo show is even a bit legit. Also lol, they mention that Croberts has the pedigree to pull it off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6sYtZNvbdM

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I'm doing it, I'm watching Wing Commander!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The movie is pretty ok so far.
It's a dumb space movie.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
While Games Workshop are utter poo poo I'll still praise them for licensing out their IP's to pretty much anyone these days. While you get weird poo poo like 40k Chess there's also awesome games like a recreation of Warhammer Quest, Herald of Oblivion, a chose your own adventure book about a Terminator on a Space Hulk and Armageddon, More or less Titan on a hex grid. Also, Deathwing looks aces.
If they at some point put out a fantasy bowling game with orks chucking squigs at rows of gobbos I for one am glad of it.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Also, Star Citizen looks a bit naff.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

gipskrampf posted:

:gary: :eurovision: Public service announcement: :eurovision: :yarg:

Today is the first Eurovision semi-final, starts in about an hour. So if you need an excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday evening (or afternoon for the Americans) and would like to see what counts as music in Moldova, Azerbaijan or Bosnia (or simply shitpost in a different thread for a change), join us in the Eurovision thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773328
Much like John Romero, Romania couldn't front the bills this year so they are banned til 2018.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Do you think Ben's idea of kink is to hide his glass eye somewhere on his body so his wife has to find it?
What kind of weak rear end nerd is he anyway? Any geek worth his salt secretly dreams of losing an eye so they can sport an eyepatch and be Big Boss or Captain Harlock. Shameful display.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
2Goons1Shitizen.jpg

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Reminder that Goat Simulator had another expansion called GoatZ.
The game is dumb as gently caress but at the running price well worth spending 30 minutes with. Especially now that it's pissing of Crob and the Shitizens.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
We still telling war stories? My Grand-Uncle got put in a Norwegian concentration-camp and was later sent to Bergen-Belsen for being part of the Communist-resistance here in Norway. He died there and the really poo poo part is he wasn't actually part of the group, only friends with a couple of the guys. While he was a Communist he was also a cop and figured he could do more good in that job by finding ways to not follow orders to the full from the people in charge. There were people escaping to Sweden that he never reported among other things.
Also, his wife, my Grand-Aunt stole a drunk German officer's cap while he was passed out at a pub. I hope I someday inherit that bastard thing cause it's become legendary in the family.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
We are about up to three grandpas who were Nazis? Shouldn't the Shitizens be making a huge point about that right about now?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Good one.
The best war stories are the ones pertaining to ancestors that had a lovely experience and got no glory.

Lodin fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jun 1, 2016

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
When is Derek gonna hit us with the truth?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
MoMA don't let your lies turn people into space cowbos!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Years ago I had a loud argument with Peter, the guy who wrote that Swedish article. We got pretty loud and angry (for Scandinavians.) I don't even remember what the argument was about but a common friend got us Irish coffees so we both settled down. Then we obviously became great friends and agreed that Mortal Kombat and Kirby are awesome.
Bottom line is that Peter Ottsjö is a good guy.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
If it was actual hardcore porn I would feel kinda sorry for her but the video is so tame and just silly so gently caress it, I'm laughing my rear end of. Also, it's Sandi and gently caress her.

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The Tickler in Black sounds like an old school Batman villain. Wonder Woman started out as a comic about bondage so it kinda fits.
The setup would be that the Tickler hits a bunch of banks and tickles the guards while his themed henchmen grab the loot. Batman tries to stop him multiple times but constantly gets tickled into submission.
Finally Bats ditches the cowl and becomes The Tickler in White and tickles the Tickler.

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